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Lindsay Lohan Is A Sexy Criminal

Here’s Lindsay Lohan defacing someone’s property with spray paint in a sexy raincoat and lingerie combination. I’m going to assume that these are pictures from some video or or commercial or something she’s working on because if not, she’s an ex-con and could really get in trouble for this kind of thing. I’m sure the two of us can think of something she can do to keep me from ratting her out. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan Sparks Legal War

Lindsay Lohan went on to plead no contest to the charge, which was knocked down to a misdemeanor. She was placed on probation and house arrest. Apparently the photo of Lindsay Lohan having her chest clutched by Spencer Falls isn#39;t the most controversial image of the actress this weekend. The owners of the jewelry store where Lohan stole that necklace are at war with a guy who was trying to hawk the surveillance tape of it. A lawsuit appears imminent, according to TMZ. Geoff and Sofia Kama

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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Lindsay Lohan vs. Julianne Hough

Yesterday’s winner was quite a shock to me. But today we have a battle between drunken big natural breasts and sweet country tightness. This is a very difficult decision. It could go either way. So make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 2 Contestants Lindsay Lohan Julianne Hough Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon

Some Pippa Middleton Discrete Ass Shots of the Day

I like that the paparazzi is snapping off pictures of her from behind, cuz the American paparazzi rarely ever get ass shots, and I love ass. I figure cuz the American paparazzi are all working for the entertainers, actors, agents and PR companies, and they tread lightly as to not be fired and replaced by another immigrant wih a camera hoping to get the Lohan Suicide exclusive or some shit… I also like that Pippa, the sister of the queen, is being all regal, royal, high society, classy, and discrete in how she whores out to the media, when I know inside her is a burning, jealous, catty bitch who just wants all the attention on her whore self, cuz everyone in her family is all about Kate, and everyone in the world jumped on that band wagon, and for once she wants to be the talk of their blue blooded dinner party…. It’s like watching a time bomb slowly count down…I know nudity is on it’s way….and that is exhilerating…

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Lindsay Lohan: Hottest Ex-Con Ever!

I’m going to assume that these shots of Lindsay Lohan are from that photoshoot she did on her rooftop while under house arrest, I can’t be sure, but I know I don’t want to look it up so that’s what I’m going with. Whatever it is, she’s got to be one of the hottest ex-cons on the planet. I would like to help her with her rehabilitation back into society, perhaps over a few cocktails in my hot tub? I have to warn you, my hot tub consists of a garbage bag filled with luke warm water. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Booty Hits The Town

Now that Lindsay Lohan is free to roam the streets without adult supervision again, it didn’t take her long to get that sweet ex-con booty of hers out on the town. Nice. The girl’s a hottie so it’s nice to see her back in her little dresses showing off the goods. I’ve missed those long legs and sweet chesticles of hers. Welcome back princess. She’s gorgeous, I want her to have my baby…. by C-section of course, I don’t want her to lose her figure. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan Released From House Arrest

Actress will turn 25 this weekend. By Jocelyn Vena Lindsay Lohan leaves court on June 23 Photo: Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images Independence Day weekend has a new meaning for Lindsay Lohan . Thirty-five days ago, Lohan began her house arrest , and on Wednesday (June 29), the actress completed the sentence in connection with her recent theft case. The singer had been confined to her home in Venice, California, for the past four weeks. “She completed her home detention today and she’s now back under the supervision of the courts and probation,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore confirmed to People. A source told E! News that Lohan’s ankle bracelet has also been removed. “I spoke with her yesterday and she told me she is eager to return to fulfilling her community service obligation, which she has been unable to perform during house arrest,” her rep told E! Lohan still has to complete 360 hours working at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A. and then has 120 hours performing janitorial duties at the L.A. County Morgue. She has a year to complete her duties. Lohan turns 25 on July 2. rumor has it, the star will be in New York to celebrate; however, her rep just said, she’ll be “with friends and family privately” celebrating. Lohan appeared to be back in hot water earlier this month after she failed an alcohol test on June 13; she passed a drug test on June 9. Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that the prior judge in the case only required controlled-substance testing from January 3 to February 25 of this year, meaning Lohan avoided any further punishment. Related Photos The Highs And Lows Of Lindsay Lohan Related Artists Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan Released From House Arrest

Actress will turn 25 this weekend. By Jocelyn Vena Lindsay Lohan leaves court on June 23 Photo: Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images Independence Day weekend has a new meaning for Lindsay Lohan . Thirty-five days ago, Lohan began her house arrest , and on Wednesday (June 29), the actress completed the sentence in connection with her recent theft case. The singer had been confined to her home in Venice, California, for the past four weeks. “She completed her home detention today and she’s now back under the supervision of the courts and probation,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore confirmed to People. A source told E! News that Lohan’s ankle bracelet has also been removed. “I spoke with her yesterday and she told me she is eager to return to fulfilling her community service obligation, which she has been unable to perform during house arrest,” her rep told E! Lohan still has to complete 360 hours working at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A. and then has 120 hours performing janitorial duties at the L.A. County Morgue. She has a year to complete her duties. Lohan turns 25 on July 2. rumor has it, the star will be in New York to celebrate; however, her rep just said, she’ll be “with friends and family privately” celebrating. Lohan appeared to be back in hot water earlier this month after she failed an alcohol test on June 13; she passed a drug test on June 9. Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that the prior judge in the case only required controlled-substance testing from January 3 to February 25 of this year, meaning Lohan avoided any further punishment. Related Photos The Highs And Lows Of Lindsay Lohan Related Artists Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan Contains Her Big Breasts

So you may have heard yesterday that Lindsay Lohan had failed another alcohol test or some crap like that and was supposed to be in big trouble. Well, she went to court yesterday to sort it all out and everything is going to be just fine. Of course it is. I don’t really care what this chick does anymore, I think she misses her prison leg wrestling league, but she’s hot and like to see her all dressed up for legal procedures. Here she is looking sexy yesterday in a tight dress shirt. I like it. That button is working pretty hard to keep those big breasts contained. Stupid button.

Lindsay Lohan Films Online Ad During House Arrest

Lindsay Lohan cannot even do community service while under house arrest … but that doesn’t mean the girl can’t work and get paid if work comes to her! Last weekend, the actress shot a commercial for Internet penny auction site Beezid (dot) com from the confines of her oceanfront condo. Not a bad gig. Lohan was originally offered $25,000 for the job, but turned that down. At some point, the two eventually came to terms for an undisclosed amount. All for about 10 seconds of work, while she should be behind bars for stealing a necklace. The criminal justice system at work, ladies and gentlemen: Lindsay Lohan Beezid Ad

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