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Cop Mistook Lindsay’s Cocaine for Breath Mint

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Now we know why Lindsay Lohan ‘s 2007 DUI case may have plea bargained so quickly — the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash. Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report –… Read more

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EXCLUSIVE: Helen Mirren on Three Decades of the ‘Visceral,’ ‘Flawed’ Caligula

This week sees the opening of Love Ranch , the long-delayed, fact-based retelling of the life and times of the first legal brothel in the United States. And this year sees the 30th anniversary of Caligula , a movie whose A-list depravity first arrived on these shores in February 1980. What do they have in common? Dame Helen Mirren, who stars as Love Ranch ‘s willful, no-nonsense madam Grace Bontempo and appeared as Caesonia — the courtesan who bears the mad emperor’s (played by Malcolm McDowell) child — in the notorious, massively expensive film whose power struggles involved everyone from Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione to screenwriter Gore Vidal to top-shelf English talent like McDowell, Mirren, John Gielgud and Peter O’T oole. Reached today to discuss Love Ranch , the Oscar-winner indulged Moveline’s flashback.

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5 Ways That the Lohans’ New Reality Show Could Be Better Than Living Lohan

The Lohan family is not about to let their first critically-panned reality series deter them from making another critically-panned reality series. Just today, Dina Lohan announced that the family — including Lindsay — has already begun filming a project which will document the Lohans as they promote their businesses and prove that they are just a “a good, hardworking family.” Movieline recognizes this is destined to be another exploitative mess muddying our airwaves but in the spirit of Dina’s bottomless optimism, we would still like to point out five ways that this project could be less horrible than its predecessor Living Lohan .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ex Assistants — They’re Baaaaack!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Sources close to Lindsay Lohan tell TMZ her new assistant just didn’t it cut it — and not one, but two of her ex assistants are angling to come back. We’re told the new guy “couldn’t keep up” and he and LiLo have already parted ways. We’re told… Read more

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Rachel Uchitel — Overextended in Cover-Up

Filed under: Rachel Uchitel , Lindsay Lohan Rachel Uchitel — the pilgrim of mistresses — wore her finest gown to a 4-hour threesome in Beverly Hills yesterday … dropping about $5,000 on a whole new ‘do, including hair extensions.

Lindsay Lohan’s Spray Tan Could Set Off SCRAM

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan is flirting with danger by spray tanning, after being warned it could trigger a positive alcohol reading with the SCRAM people. Multiple sources say people have told Lindsay she can’t get a spray tan while she’s wearing the bracelet,… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Awesome

I’ve always loved Lindsay Lohan , even when she gets drunk and disorderly, and I especially love a chick who looks amazing in jeans and a t-shirt. Here she is casually walking the streets with her awesome big breasts. This is how breasts are supposed to look in a t-shirt, someone should tell Britney Spears and her messed up nipples . Lindsay and I would look pretty good walking together hand in hand, her and her massive boobs and me with an awkward boner. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan — Extremely Late, Very Irate

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan is declaring war on a reality TV show — claiming she’s being unfairly portrayed as an irresponsible slacker who almost sabotaged a photo shoot for her own line of leggings … problem is, it’s all true. It’s all over tonight’s episode of… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Nude For 6126 Handbags: Coming Soon, Possibly With Ankle Monitor!

If you think a photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan nude except for a SCRAM alcohol monitor on her ankle sounds too good to be true … you should get out more. But it might happen! Not that it’s a rare sight. Remember the gun-toting Cinemax-style shoot in April? Exactly. But Lohan is set to strip down to ankle monitor only next month. The former actress and current train wreck is ready to take it all off yet again for the cameras – ankle monitor or not – to promote her 6126 line of handbags. According to L.A. Magazine, Richard Luna of The California Bag (which licenses the 6126 totes) confirmed a new campaign will feature Lindsay Lohan nude . Lindsay Lohan is about to make her clothes SCRAM! Talk about hot . Although there is a contingency plan in place. Luna said that if the SCRAM bracelet became a hindrance: “We’re thinking of having police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures.” Only in Hollywood. Can you imagine that scene? Police dispatched to remove, then reapply the bracelet after the shoot? Funniest LAPD assignment ever. There is also talk of Lindsay Lohan pictures taken with the alcohol-monitoring device, only to have the court-mandated accessory airbrushed out later on. Hitting department stores this fall, the 6126 (named after Marilyn Monroe’s birthdate) handbags retail for $200-600. A cheaper, sister line, 7286 (Lohan’s birth date), will be available for under $200 at lower-end stores such as Macy’s. They should just call it 420 … or 5150.

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Lohan’s New Assistant — Plucked from Internship

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan ‘s new assistant was an intern at a major Hollywood talent agency before he became her new man-slave. After Lohan ‘s old assistant quit earlier this month, multiple sources have confirmed that LiLo reached out to her agent… Read more

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