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Lindsay Skipping Court Because Dog Ate Her of Missing Passport—Is Jail Next?

OK, now we’ve heard it all. When Lindsay Lohan made her way to Cannes a couple days before her show-up-or-else hearing, the world let out a collective sigh. Would she make it back in…

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Lindsay Skipping Court Because Dog Ate Her of Missing Passport—Is Jail Next?

Lindsay Lohan’s New Lesbian Pussy of the Day

I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters… What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.

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Polanski Party, Table for 2?

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan has just over 24 hours to make it back to L.A. — or she will become a fugitive from justice. Lohan has been ordered to come to court … and as TMZ first reported the command performance is because the judge has determined she has not… Read more

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Michael Lohan Back In L.A. To Make Plea

Filed under: Michael Lohan , Lindsay Lohan , Dina Lohan , LAX , Celebrity Justice At least one Lohan has made it back to L.A. in time for Lindsay’s DUI hearing — Michael Lohan . Michael — who flew in to LAX last night — claims he still plans to attend Lindsay’s hearing tomorrow … and will try to beg the judge to order his… Read more

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Prosecutor: Lindsay Should Do Time

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned the prosecutor in the Lindsay Lohan DUI probation case thinks she’s violated her probation and should be sent to jail. Sources tell TMZ the prosecutor believes the judge made it clear during the last hearing — either Lindsay proves she’s… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan a "Positive" and "Receptive" Alcohol-Education Student

Lindsay Lohan has been a very good student, according to her latest progress report. The director of Right On Programs, with whom Lohan has been attending court-ordered alcohol education…

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Lindsay Lohan Linked to Femme Photog Despite Denials They’re Dating

Is Lindsay Lohan mixing business with pleasure? Reports have it that she’s gotten particularly close to female photographer Indriani (pictured here with Linds) while working with her…

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Michael Lohan to Crash LiLo’s Court Hearing

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan Michael Lohan is finally going to get inside the same room as his daughter this week — TMZ has learned he plans on attending Lindsay’s upcoming DUI hearing in person. But Mike isn’t just going to L.A. County Superior Court as a spectator, LiLo’s dad… Read more

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Volcanic Ash 1, Lindsay Lohan 0

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan might miss her court hearing on Thursday — but LiLo’s defense is Mother Nature herself. Lindsay is in Cannes to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic.

Lindsay Lohan: From the Riviera to Up the River?

Maybe it’s time for Lindsay Lohan to say au revoir to Cannes. The scene-making starlet had actually better allez, because a Los Angeles judge said today that Lohan’s presence is…

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