The highlight of my day was seeing pics of this fat girl who got stuck in a sewer when trying to save her cellphone that she obviously dropped in the sewer, the only thing that would make this better is if it was a video…because I have a think for fat girls failing at more than just their diet and I also have a thing for people’s general stupidity and lack of common sense, so when the two merge…it brings great joy to me…because when you have no soul, it’s the little things that matter.
Pretty obvious reason why this Fail is the Win….of the Sochi Olympic fails…even better than the double toilet, and the Olympic ring not going off…not just because I am from Canada…but because I love anal…Turn that frown upside down girl…no wait part of what I like about anal is how little the girl enjoys it…
Anastasia Ashley keeps instagram fun. Whether it’s with her surfer ass or her doing parodies of celebrity bikini pics….I always get a good laugh…then a good cry….because I always cry when I want to masturbate but can’t because all my hard living broke my clit sized buried in fat penis…now to be clear, that wasn’t a crying when masturbating joke, I hate those….but rather just a sad glimpse into my horrible life…a life that Anastasia Ashley’s instagram consistently reminds me is flawed, failed… Here she is doing the RIHANNA Paddle Board Erotica…which is the only kind of erotica anyone should know!
I think the biggest fail in recent years is that the Weather Channel and their league of Meteorologists have tried to sensationalize their jobs by like they were working for Hard Copy or some other tabloid show…by naming winter storms like they were hurricanes that needed to be tracked, I guess because when you’re a weather man…all you have going for you, besides fucking the weather woman behind the green screen map, is tracking the storm from your shitty office at your shitty low level local news channel studio…dreaming of the day you become Al Roker… I mean that was the biggest fail, until they named a winter storm Janus, and had a dude stand in front of the “J”… Funnies.
Her name is Brandy Aniston and I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a big adult star who is more than just an adult star, if there is such thing as being more than just a adult star once you are an adult star, since being an adult star is everything that matters…She hosts “In With Aniston” a show on Vivid Radio which can be found at 5 pm PST, 8 PM EST, on Vivid Radio – Sirius XM 102 and I was asked to be a Guest… You see, I run the single most relevant site on the internet, and I agreed to do it, because I am trying to get a DrunkenStepfather.com Radio show of my own, I pitched Vivid Radio months ago on the best thing to happen to the Radio since the Radio, but they keep rejecting my advances, kinda like most girls I try to sleep with….it’s okay to be scared at first but…I always win….but I guess they’ll find out tonight…. Check me out at 5 pm Pacific and 8 pm Eastern on Vivid Radio on Sirius XM 102…I’ll be the one hypnotizing you with my words… I repeat…I will be on Vivid Radio today…and it will change your life…found on Sirius XM 102… See you there and if you’re a girl who wants to have live phone sex with me, I am very good at it, you can call in at 1 855-99-VIVID…call in. It’ll be nice to show the Radio how much we matter…
People only like creepy sex offenders when they are famous, because when my neighbor bangs 16 year olds, and it is legal in Canada…he gets all kinds of looks, especially when trying to cross the border, at restaurants, etc… So, the story goes like this – 40 Year old Paul walker started dating some girl named Jasmine Pilchard-Gosneil 7 years ago.. The plot twist is that she’s on 23 now, meaning she was 16 when they first started hooking up…. Which to me makes perfect sense, because his fan base is 12-16…they are still young enough to have no taste in movies…so the girls throwing themselves at him are going to be that age…it’s the same logic as to why Barney the Purple Dinosaur raped little kids. It also makes sense to me because 16 year olds have tight bodies, I mean with the hormones in the food and periods at 4, 16 is the new 18, obviously…girls are so much more mature now…not that he needs mature since the foundation of his death was driving like a 16 year old…he knew better. You have no sympathy for a sex offender…and Paul Walker…is a sex offender…not that there is anything wrong with that…except when they move into your neighbourhood…and are registered… Being rich, famous, a teen heart throb, in his 30s, preying on a teen is pretty predatorily…whether they were “engaged” or not…but then again, he was Mormon and this is normal behavior for Mormons…who cares. Ok so Paul Walker wasn’t a sex offender…he was just mormon…I get it, he’s dead, who cares…I just like pointing fun post-death facts out. Leave me alone.
People only like creepy sex offenders when they are famous, because when my neighbor bangs 16 year olds, and it is legal in Canada…he gets all kinds of looks, especially when trying to cross the border, at restaurants, etc… So, the story goes like this – 40 Year old Paul walker started dating some girl named Jasmine Pilchard-Gosneil 7 years ago.. The plot twist is that she’s on 23 now, meaning she was 16 when they first started hooking up…. Which to me makes perfect sense, because his fan base is 12-16…they are still young enough to have no taste in movies…so the girls throwing themselves at him are going to be that age…it’s the same logic as to why Barney the Purple Dinosaur raped little kids. It also makes sense to me because 16 year olds have tight bodies, I mean with the hormones in the food and periods at 4, 16 is the new 18, obviously…girls are so much more mature now…not that he needs mature since the foundation of his death was driving like a 16 year old…he knew better. You have no sympathy for a sex offender…and Paul Walker…is a sex offender…not that there is anything wrong with that…except when they move into your neighbourhood…and are registered… Being rich, famous, a teen heart throb, in his 30s, preying on a teen is pretty predatorily…whether they were “engaged” or not…but then again, he was Mormon and this is normal behavior for Mormons…who cares. Ok so Paul Walker wasn’t a sex offender…he was just mormon…I get it, he’s dead, who cares…I just like pointing fun post-death facts out. Leave me alone.
I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good… You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat… Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around… Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere…. Visit the INSTAGRAM
I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good… You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat… Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around… Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere…. Visit the INSTAGRAM
Stefania Ferreira is a model I am going to assume is Brazilian because of her name and after 10 years of doing this…I realize neither her name or her country of origin really matters to any of you perverts…you just want to be tipped off to hot girls who get paid to post half naked…even if half naked is supposed to be something sacred for their husbands’ eyes only…but I guess that was in a pre-internet time when girls were still ladies and not spreading their vaginas and smearing it on everything they could to get more and more famous and more and more money to buy more and more useless shit….to feed their egos… I still don’t mind staring at them even if they have no soul..
