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Victoria Silvstedt’s Useless Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Silvestedt is an attention seeking cunt. She was a Playboy model 15 years ago and feels entitled. She’s dating a married midget billionaire from Greece and has the nerve to try to sue me cuz I posted pics of her getting eaten out by him, like she wasn’t already getting paid to do it, like it was a private event, even though he paid her extra to do it on the fucking dock in front of the paparazzi. It just amazes me that despite all her bottom feeding and getting naked for money, she still hasn’t dropped a sex tape, I guess we’ve got 2011 for that to happen, but I assume the billionaire would have to drop her as his mistress, cuz as long as she’s on his payroll, I guess she doesn’t really need us. Bitch. Here are her fake tits.

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Anne Hathaway’s Tits & Jake Gyllenhaal’s Tiny Gay Penis in Love and Other Drugs of the Day

I used to think Anne Hathaway’s tits were a big deal. Now I don’t. I figure it is because I am desensitized and figure all tits are tits, and I just don’t care, but I guess finally getting to see them fully topless in this movie “Love and Other Drugs” is better than nothing. Maybe even something I’d almost care about if it happened a few years ago when she was just coming up. Unfortunately, they come with Jake Gyllenhaal little, obscure, probably limp cuz girls aren’t Heath Ledger, cock. I have seen this guy in action, he has had me kicked out of a club for making fun of his homosexuality, I have seen him have a hissy fit like a spoiled diva girl, and now I’ve seen his little useless cock. Here are the pics.

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Ashley Tisdale in Shorts To Distract from Her Face of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch and I have been since I saw her win some Teen Choice award for being the hottest female actress of the year and I was disgusted by it…I knew she was bought, paid for or bribes/favors were called on…and I decided to make it my mission to let the world know she’s ugly….but she’s making it hard when wearing shorts and boots like this…because it totally distracts me from her busted up face…clearly she’s onto me and my campaign against her and now she’s pulling out the big guns…and lucky for her…I’ve got no standards and have fucked girls way fucking worse than her..so the harder she brings it…the happier I am…cuz as long as she’s not fat…I can still cum to her and her busted down face….especially when she leaks nudes…or sluts it the fuck up…not that I really care….

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Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits at the Emmy Awards of the Day

On a sidenote, I had no idea the Emmy’s were on. Maybe because I don’t have a TV, but probably because the Emmy’s fucking suck….even when Christina Hendricks wears push-up bras to make her tits look ridiculous and the rest of her as lean as she can… Sure she’s got huge tits, but I still think she looks like a dude, or an alien, or a robot, or something I have no interest in having sex with just because she has big tits….I’ve always been one of those dudes who wouldn’t fuck a pig of a woman by choice, or sober, just because she had big tits, and even when I was fucking them, I’d know what I was doing was disgusting and against all I stood for, even though she had nice big tits…if anything those nice big tits were just a vehicle for me to cum, by blocking out everything else about the bitch, and I kinda feel the same way about this Hendricks girl, who is totally overrated….but who has totally huge tits. Totally. Either way, she won something….at what I assume are now called the Golden Globes….get what I did there? I replaced one award show with another cuz it suited her big tits. Genius….but seriously…this tits are ridiculous…they aren’t on another planet, they are another planet… I gotta stop this post….too many bad jokes in too few words…

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Ashlee Simpson’s Barely Used Ass and Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson walking chin first in some ridiculous heels, cuz everyone knows ridiculous heels make your mom legs and mom ass look a lot fucking better, even if your mom legs and mom ass are hardly used, since the man you got knocked up by is a total faggot who only likes when he is the one things are being inserted into… She’s still come a long way from being the lip syncing joke trying to make a name for herself, stuck in her sister’s shadow, but I like to think her sister’s over-eating ha s a lot to do with that… Either way, legs are legs, and the fact this pussy is practically virgin, despite having had a kid pass through it, not only confuses me, cuz mom pussy by default is supposed to be haggard pussy, but kinda turns me on…. So as long as she keeps up this chin first whore strut, I’m down to watch.

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Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that 90 percent of this bitch is plastic, but as long as she has hard nipples I am ok with that, even if those nipples were after market and made from the fat they pulled out off her thighs, or that they transplanted from some South American mother of 12 who needed some money, it doesn’t matter to me, cuz I am the kind of guy who gets hard when an old lady gets caught in the rain and the nipples on those saggy tits that have seen the world a few times over and by world I mean a lot of semen, get hard…cuz I don’t care what they belong to, I just care that they are there and thanks to Lisa Rinna and her old body, not because she proves that despite all studies, plastic does degrade but because her nipples are hard…and that’s good enough for me… Pics via Fame

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Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Ass of the Day

This Lady Gaga act is fucking boring. It amazes me that she’s managed to trick people into buying into her lie. But then again, there’s a whole lot of popular bullshit that people buy into so whether she is bullshit or not, she’s still got a fan base…..even though there is nothing creative or interesting about her. She just has big marketing budgets behind her and in the fickle world we live in, I am sure she’ll eventually fade into obscurity where she belongs. The main thing we have working against us is that the population has gone very gay and lesbian, and for some reason gay and lesbian believe she represents them, and they don’t care that she’s fucking ugly, cuz they aren’t as superficial as us, all this making her far more rich and delusional that she is relevant than she deserves…..but then again she has helped get girls to rock the no’ pants, and I even saw a bitch walking into a club with no pants on, meaning it’s gone mainstream, so I guess she’ll be remembered for that revival a legacy I get behind, as long as she goes away soon and lucky for us, if we can stomach seeing Gaga like this, we’ll be glad to see actual women rock it, cuz actual women are substantially better looking that whatever Gaga is…. Either way, here she is showing off her Ass in Hamburg, cuz I guess part of her bullshit is spreading it around the fucking globe like she was Aids in the 80s and not just because her face looks like Aids in the 80s…. Pics via LFI

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Amanda Seyfried Needs To Show Less Leg, And More Boob

Apparently my new favorite hottie Amanda Seyfried doesn’t have the interweb or the Twitter or any other kind of device that might lead her to this website because she’s completely ignoring my constructive criticism about letting us see her secret big boobies . I know that was a bit of a run on sentence, but that’s what happens when I get upset, especially when it comes to boobs. Here she is showing off her legs at some movie premiere… Nice try, but as long as she keeps those boobs under wraps we’re still fighting. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Kim Kardashian Helps New Home Sales

It pays to have large breasts, a sex tape and an endorsement deal for an unhealthy weight loss supplement . Multiple sources report that Kim Kardashian has just purchased a $4.8 million mansion in Beverly Hills. With her yearly income, boosted by her new fragrance (as pictured below), it’s safe to assume Kim didn’t need to use any unstable adjustable-rate mortgages on that residence. As long as she keeps posing on the red carpet, therefore, we doubt she’ll fall victim to foreclosure, as so many citizens have in this market. Reggie Bush will soon move into the 4,000 square-foot pad house, which should only fuel engagement rumors between the pair. We wish Kim and Reggie the very best as they take this step in their relationship. It sounds like the only thing bigger than the new home is the Kardashians’ need for attention.

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Amy Winehouse Makes Sex Faces of the Day

Here are some pictures of Amy Winehouse showing off a quarter tit and she’s making some serious sex faces, but then again, Amy Winehouse is always making sex faces, and as long as she doesn’t chew off her face in some kind of her drug binge, will always have sex faces, because her face is the embodiment of sex. You see, I have a thing for rotting pussy, it’s kinda all I know, so whenever it comes along whether in video, in picture, or on the street corner willing to suck me off for a couple bucks because the vagina is out of order or closed for renovations as the scabies, herpes and other fungal infections clear up, my clit shaped penis gets moist and starts tap dancing…so Amy Winehouse is a nice change from all the plastic pussy in Hollywood, cuz as I’m sure you know, plastic pussy makes you feel pathetic and alone….w Pics via PacificCoastNews

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