You’re probably looking at Selena Gomez’s ass, trying to decide how many times Bieber came in it, maybe even wondering if he took her anal virginity, or if that happened in an office at Disney when her mom was treating those early auditions as if they were “doctor visits”, in a “this will only hurt a minute”….”do it for our Mexican Familey”….but I keep looking at her puffy little face that makes me laugh.. She looks like a Disney Cartoon character, and I doubt that is a coincidence, they probably made her in a lab…and her tits aren’t the only fake thing on her… Sure they pretend it is Lupus meds, the steroids making her inflate…but there’s no fun in that story…I mean that almost makes me feel bad, seeing as I know people who died prematurely from Lupus…but when you separate real life, and these idiots living the fantasy life…who gives a fuck if they have a terminal illness, when you can just laugh at their face. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last year, while on set for Bikini shoot, Irish model and comedic actress Rosalind Lipsett came up with Model Bombing and brought it to life… She said “Modelbombing is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.” It is like a photobomb – trolling people…making them question what the hell is going on…but you gotta be I guess you need to be a model to do it, otherwise you just look like an asshole…since models can’t look like assholes…because you’re too busy trying to look at their assholes to care.. All this to say, she’s decided to take her comedy to the next level, by Modelbombing in Venice, only this time she Social Networks in person, and hands out signed 8 x 10s to people who have never heard of her before, but who like her and pretend they have heard of her, because she’s hot as fuck… The post Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…
Boy Grace sure is about that “granny chic” life! Usher Visits Live Nation Office With Grace Miguel The marketing/label exec was spotted leaving Live Nation’s Beverly Hills offices with her cougar cub boo thang Usher . Here’s a look at their full get ups! Hit the flip for more photos as well as some shots of Pharrell and his wife Helen on a London dinner date. SplashNews
Think Young Thug Will attract the “same love” Macklemore has? Over the weekend ATL rapper Young Thug got a lot of folks talking after he posted the above video along with this caption: The “Danny Glover” and “Stoner” rapper already had folks talking thanks to his eccentric style of dress and previous questionable posts. But the drinking out of each other’s cups things is so “wedding ceremonial” we can’t help but wonder if he is flinging the closet door open? This isn’t the first time that he’s posted this “love” either. Hit the flip for a look at their relationship as Young Thug has documented it on Instagram.
Justine Sacco, a PR executive, is in major hot water after publicly tweeting a racist “joke” during a flight to Africa that went viral and didn’t go over too well. “Going to Africa. Hope I don’t get AIDS. Just kidding. I’m white!” she wrote. Yeah … Justine Sacco Racist Tweet Justine Sacco is a New York-based communications director for media conglomerate IAC, which reps brands like OKCupid, Vimeo and CollegeHumor. At least she was. IAC responded to the controversy in a statement last night: “This is an outrageous, offensive comment that does not reflect the views and values of IAC. This is a very serious matter and we are taking appropriate action.” The company, which is operated by billionaire media executive Barry Diller, noted that it had been unable to reach the in-flight “employee in question.” It’s unclear why she was flying to the continent in the first place, although she may want to consider staying in Africa after the backlash this caused. The offending tweet disappeared late last night , or this morning in Africa. Just after midnight in New York, in fact, Sacco’s entire account was gone. Not before outrage ensued over what many dubbed the “worst tweet of the year,” with one vengeful Twitter user putting Sacco’s cell phone number online. “She gon get that message I left,” one Twitter user wrote. Another added, “Listen, homegirl is about to be FIRED.” Sacco’s tweet also inspired the Twitter hashtag #HasJustineLandedYet, with users mocking her idiocy and speculating what would happen when she lands. “Sometimes you land with more baggage than you took off with,” one user tweeted, while others were more coarse in what they hoped she’d encounter. Further looking to capitalize on the situation, someone even created a website in the offending social media user’s name, justinesacco (dot) com It links to various charities benefiting sub-Saharan Africa. It’s possible Sacco was the victim of hackers, but her past tweets make that scenario seem less likely. Some of her previous one-liners include … “I like animals, but when it’s this cold out I’ll skin one myself for the fur” “I can’t be fired for things I say while intoxicated right?” “I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml” #FIRED
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may build million dollar mansions, wear coats that cost six figures and have a 24/7 glam squad on retainer… … but sometimes they just want a slice of pizza. Indeed, the famous couple stopped by Giordano’s Pizza Parlor in Chicago on Thursday and shocked patrons there by sitting down for what one onlooker described as an “intimate” lunch. “They ordered the a small ‘special’ which is stuffed with sausage, onions, peppers and mushrooms. It has six slices,” the witess said, adding that Kimye also enjoyed a Greek salad for an appetizer and enjoyed some hot chocolate. That’s some heavy stuff! Makes us wonder what the next set of Kim Kardashian bikini photos will look like… Added this customer, speaking to E! News: “It was just the two of them. They were sitting in a booth and were sitting across from each other. They looked like they were just into each other the entire time. It was very intimate. They didn’t look at their phones or anything. They were having a conversation and completely focused on each other.” They also shopped at Saks Fifth Avenue to pass the time after ordering and reportedly tipped very well. Here’s a look at Kanye forcing himself to hang out with common folk inside the restaurant. He looks thrilled, doesn’t he?
Alana Blanchard is a pro surfer…ranked in the top 17 girl surfer’s in the world and her ass…like most surfers…is a pretty next level fit ass…which would explain why she’s doing a shoot for women’s health…. Her ass is all round and lovely like it was a black woman…without being a black woman…on a little blonde white girl who is probably annoying and into going to the mall and signing along to Miley songs and shit… Because surf girls are athletes all fit all balancing on a wave in a half squat for 5 hours a day…shit does magic… Not to mention, their sport involves them in a bikini all day…all while fighting off sharks…making us look like pussies…while trying to look at their pussies…. Living that beauty and the beach lifestyle …now if only surfer life made their faces better…but I guess there’s no bad face when it’s being shoved into a pillow…on all fours…the way this ass wants you to treat it… Follow her on Instagram …it’s worth it…
I mean this is just asshole behavior on Candice Swanepoel’s part…she’s covering up the goods on both her and a massive picture of herself that I assume she carries around with herself everywhere she goes…cuz models are paid to look good and in that are really self conscious cunts about the whole thing….often times vain when they look at their bank accounts and when the photographers constantly give them attention while shooting them….for the fans to give them attention too… It’s like come on girl…how many Candice Swanepoel nipples can be covered up in one single picture before I hate you…. Apparently 2 on the low end, 4 on the high end….. But I can’t actually hate you, that would get in the way of my loving you…. Here are some of her instagram pics…
