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Jayde Nicole’s Tight Green Number

Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole leaving a fancy dinner with some douche the other night. Obviously I cropped out the douche, nobody needs to see that garbage. I’m kinda losing interest in this broad, it’s always the same old thing, Playboy chick in a tight body hugging dress walking around town in some stripper heels looking sexy. Big deal! Sarcasm really doesn’t come across very well in print does it? Nice breasts.

Vanessa Hudgens In A See Through Top

I don’t need to tell you guys how much I like this cutie Vanessa Hudgens , ever since she dropped that Efron douche she just keeps getting better and better. Here she is yesterday in some initially innocent looking parking garage stalker shots looking pretty good, but after I got a better look I noticed that I can see her sexy lacy bra. Well done sweetheart. The old Vanessa wouldn’t be walking around like this… I love it. I knew that Efron was holding her back.

Brooklyn Decker + Tight Dress = Awesome

As much as I love seeing Brooklyn Decker’s big breasts hanging out in a bikini, I doubt I’m the only one, I also like to see them get all dressed up sometime and head out to a fancy party. Here they are at the Academy of Country Music Awards last night looking pretty awesome all stuffed into that tight dress of hers. I don’t normally like dresses that don’t have any cleavage falling out, but this thing is so tight I don’t really need it. Now if only there was a chill in the air. more pictures of Brooklyn Decker here

Julianne Hough In Her Sweet Jumpsuit

I wouldn’t say that I’m a huge fan of the one piece jumpsuit, but I have to admit that I’m kinda liking these shots of Julianne Hough in hers. Here she is at that Coca-Cola awards show, or whatever it is, looking pretty damn sexy. She looks like she could probably high kick an apple off someone’s head or do the splits across a couple of chairs. Either way, hot.

Julianne Hough In Her Sweet Jumpsuit

I wouldn’t say that I’m a huge fan of the one piece jumpsuit, but I have to admit that I’m kinda liking these shots of Julianne Hough in hers. Here she is at that Coca-Cola awards show, or whatever it is, looking pretty damn sexy. She looks like she could probably high kick an apple off someone’s head or do the splits across a couple of chairs. Either way, hot.

Britney Spears Gets Hot And Colorful

Here’s Britney Spears on the cover of V Magazine looking pretty damn good actually. I thought she was fat now? She doesn’t look fat at all, she looks she used to look, somebody must be pretty good at photoshop. I’m not digging the overly saturated colors though, I can’t see a damn thing. I know she’s topless under there somewhere, I just wish I could see it, although I see it pretty much every night in my dreams. I think I’m having a seizure.

Kim Kardashian Out In Her Natural State

I happen to be one of those people who finds Kim Kardashian attractive, I know that’s annoying, but what I like about her is all the make up and accessories and big fat ass that goes into her look. It’s the total package. So when you take away one of those elements like, let’s say all of her make up, I get a little disappointed. Here she is looking pretty damn scary the other day while out “Au Natural”. I don’t like it one bit, put those sunglasses back on and head to the nearest make up application center… Clearly I know nothing about female beauty secrets.

Audrina Patridge Hides All The Good Parts

I think that all these crappy celebrity blogs have ruined the art of the upskirt picture, all these chicks now know how to get out of a car without flashing their lady business all over the interweb. Who the hell wants that? Here’s Audrina Patridge hiding all the good parts from me in a short little dress the other night. Good for you princess, well done, you must be so proud that nobody got to see your vagina. At least show us your boobs. I guess I only have myself to blame… Stupid internet.

Jessica Simpson Is A Phat Hot Mess

It looks like Jessica Simpson may have had a few too many the other night. I’m not talking about chilly cheese dogs either, I mean a few too many adult beverages. Don’t get me wrong, I like my women liquored up, but I need them to at least be able to make it to the car. I find it kind of funny that for the first time in a long time I actually find some pictures of Jessica looking pretty damn sexy again and it turns out she’s hammered. I guess it says more about my taste in women. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson Is A Phat Hot Mess

It looks like Jessica Simpson may have had a few too many the other night. I’m not talking about chilly cheese dogs either, I mean a few too many adult beverages. Don’t get me wrong, I like my women liquored up, but I need them to at least be able to make it to the car. I find it kind of funny that for the first time in a long time I actually find some pictures of Jessica looking pretty damn sexy again and it turns out she’s hammered. I guess it says more about my taste in women. Enjoy.