You know, I’m looking at these pictures of Bianca Haase at the LA premiere of Hot Tub Time Machine 2 , and I’m starting to realize that us bloggers aren’t all that different from movie producers when you think about it. I mean, we’re both always on the lookout for new hotties to date and/or help turn into household names. So, sure, I can’t offer Bianca a starring role in a major Hollywood movie, but I can offer her the lead in a new sex tape I’m making and a couple Burger King coupons to help sweeten the deal. Just think it over is all I’m saying. Photos: WENN.com
Be on the lookout for a Black man. Literally ANY Black man… Police Sketch Black Suspect Without Key Facial Features A pervy pedo with ill intentions tried to lure a 12-year-old Orgeon girl into his vehicle early this week. However when the potential victim couldn’t remember exactly what her would-be attacker looked like, rather than forego the police sketch, they just drew a general outline of the Black man in question. Via MailOnline : When a 12-year-old Oregon girl was unable to fully describe the man who tried to lure her into his car last week, the police sketch artist decided to focus on only the parts she did remember, resulting in a bizarre picture of a faceless suspect. A sketch of the man, described with a ‘scratchy smoker’s voice’ and a chin beard with no hair over the upper lip.’ He allegedly drove up to the young girl at about 8:50 a.m. on October 15, telling her that her mother was in the hospital and he had been sent to pick her up. The girl was walking to school at the time. She was able to grab her cell phone and flee as he approached her. The victim was able to recall that he was a short, black male in his 50s to 60s with a ‘heavy’ build and a buzz cut. He was driving a red Toyota pickup truck. The vehicle had two bumper stickers – ‘Keep Portland Weird’ and ‘Baby on Board’ – and the license plate contained an ‘X’ ‘Q’ and a ‘Z.’ She was not, however, able to remember his eyes or nose. The Daily News reports that it would be ‘very problematic’ for the sketch artist to draw features in if they had no description, according to Dan Kraus of the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office. One KPTV reader commented on the station’s site: ‘So are we supposed to be on the lookout for a man with no eyes?’ The suspect has not been seen by anyone since Friday morning. Well no isht — no one has seen this man with no defined facial features? Shocker.
Since you know how I’m always on the lookout for hot videos, here’s a good one for you guys today: my Twitter girlfriend Amanda Cerny getting covered in ice cream sundae in slow-mo. And yup, it’s about as awesome as it sounds, but it just proves that hot babes with huge Instagram and Twitter followings don’t have a lot of pull when it comes to videos, and that they’re not real celebrities. I mean, this video only has a little over 5,000 views! It’s still definitely worth a watch though. And hopefully now after getting the patented Tuna Bump, it’ll grow. And then Amanda can thank me by making a sequel with me in my mom’s basement. So get watching everybody, the video’s below.
It’s a good thing Lindsay Lohan remembered to forget to wear a bra in these shots, because it helps distract me from the fact that the rest of her isn’t looking so hot these days. What can I say? I guess I’m just a sucker for those freckled funbags. I have a problem, and the first step is admitting it. Photos: PacificCoastNews
So you guys know how I’m always on the lookout for the next great up-and-coming hottie to make my future ex-wife show you guys. Well, I might have just found her. Meet Luci Ford . I’ve never seen this girl before, but I think I’m already in love. And I have a feeling you guys will be too after one look at these crazy hot pictures I found creeping “researching” her Instagram. So enjoy, because I bet we’ll be seeing a whole lot more of Luci where this came from in the future. » view all 20 photos
I thought shopping at Walmart was shameful enough… I mean when you’re got stealing from the fucking place, you are clearly one step away from killing yourself… So I can’t imagine why anyone would want to give her a hard time, let her take the shit, her life is bad enough you heartless asshole, working for the man, instead of working for you fellow man…you should be ashamed of yourself…
Mario Testino is a top level fashion photographer who takes pictures of all your favorite models…and he did a series I guess on set with all the girls he worked with…probably the last week…from Kate Moss, to Kate Upton, to Miranda Kerr…and he got them all in robes and towels after they had their make-up done for what I am sure he thought was high concept art…that on set behind the set pre glamour model moment…you know bullshit these idiots allocate to the nonsense that is their overpaid work…and I’m just into the fetish aspect of it…top models in towels…shit works for me…even though I prefer cumming on skin to terry cloth.
Poppy Delevingne, sister of lesbian / bisexual / Michelle Rodriguez is possibly a man, scamming the world and just having a good time with it because the world has bought into her wonky face and are paying her lots of money, Cara Delevingne…decided to draw some attention to herself by flashing her coach…her hairy little cooch and as a man who loves bush…and is happy it is in fashion…this is just the way I like it…however as a man who knows how these girls behave when drunk with celebrities…I probably be on the lookout for pimple like growths… That said..this is perfection…Save the Bush….
As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new talent to post on the site, and by talent, I mean cleavage, obviously. And after seeing these pictures of Brazilian hottie Rebecca Da Costa at the Robocop premiere, I can tell you that she’s clearly very talented. Sure, I haven’t seen a single thing she’s been in (and neither has anyone else, judging from her IMDB ). But if she keeps this up, I think Rebecca’s got a bright future ahead of her. You know, one where she shows up to red carpets busting out and gets featured on Hollywood Tuna while I try to remember her name and where I know her from. Isn’t that every aspiring actress’ big dream? Photos: WENN.com
Bad azz kids. 12-Year-Old Boy Hacks Government Websites For Video Games Where were the parents? According to The Toronto Sun: A 12-year-old Quebec boy is responsible for hacking several government and police websites during the student uprising in spring 2012, creating computer havoc and causing $60,000 damage, court heard Thursday. Some sites were out of service for up to two days and the boy did it in the name of the activist/hacktivist group Anonymous. The Grade 5 student from the Montreal suburb of Notre-Dame- de-Grâce, whose actions were not politically motivated, traded pirated information to Anonymous for video games, court was told. The boy appeared in youth court Thursday dressed in his school uniform and accompanied by his father. He pleaded guilty to three charges related to the hacking of the websites, including those of Montreal police, the Quebec Institute of Public Health, Chilean government and some non-public sites. Police estimate damage to the sites at $60,000 but a more detailed report will be produced in court when the boy is sentenced next month. The little hacker, whose name can’t be published and is said to have been involved with computers since the age of nine, contributed to the crash of some sites and accessed information belonging to users and administrators. He had even issued a warning to others: “It’s easy to hack but do not go there too much, they will track you down.” Court heard the boy used three different computer attacks, one which resulted in a denial of service to those trying to access the websites and flooded servers, making them ineffective. In another method he would alter information and make it appear as the homepage. His third tactic involved exploiting security holes in order to access database servers. “And he told others how to do it,” a police expert testified in Montreal on Thursday. While others were arrested in the scheme, it was the boy who opened the door to the website attacks, court heard. “He saw it as a challenge, he was only 12 years old,” his lawyer said. “There was no political purpose.” He’ll be playing video games in jail now. Shutterstock
