Jimmy Kimmel revived his always-funny “Lie Witness News” segment last night, asking concert-goers about all the bands at the Rock the Bells 2013 festival. Bands that don’t exist, that is. Like the viral video gold he mined with the same bit at Coachella, Kimmel had a reporter would ask if they were excited to see a particular, bogus group. In typical hipster music-head fashion, the fans proclaimed their love or their distaste for some of the fake acts they were asked about … and even elaborated. Check out the priceless interviews below: Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) The Rock the Bells 2013 festival is headlined by Wu-Tang Clan and Kid Cudi. Voldemore, Weasley, DJ Froyo should totally perform on one of the side stages, though. In other news … did you see Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live the night before? That dude has a higher opinion of himself than any hipster music fan.
Khloe Kardashian is back on Twitter, but this time she isn’t alone. A day after telling critics to bring their daggers because harsh words only make her stronger, and hours after getting all profound and writing that her love can’t be explained , Khloe has let off some online steam. “Why do peps take everything so literally?!? Relax,” she wrote. “Peps make up whatever THEY want to believe. Would rather stay quiet then have my words twisted. My motto lately… F–k you.” Ouch . Tell us how you really feel, Double K! Kim Kardashian, meanwhile, posted the photo above to Instagram and didn’t include any curse words in her caption. She simply labeled this a “serious sister moment.” But it’s just nice to see the siblings getting along. Earlier reports claimed Kim was pressuring Khloe to divorce Lamar Odom because he’s been soiling the family’s respectable brand, an allegation that seemed fishy from the outset. After all… Kardashian name? Respectable? Ray J might have a few things to say about that.
I don’t watch sports, unless it involves girls grunting in skimpy outfits from beach volleyball to tennis….because I am more into girls sweaty and being intensely competitive, showing off their fitness and skills they have spent their entire life mastering…skills I couldn’t ever relate to because I’ve never committed my life to anything and have no marketable skill…but that I appreciate especially when it’s sweaty and in skimpy outfits… But I do know that sports fans, even for insignificant sports, like at the college or even high school level, are some of the most insane fans out there, I’m talking more insane that Star Trek fans, because sports fans are booze soaked, often angry at their shitty lives, and most importantly, dumb as shit and ready to throw the fuck down… So it is nice to see them get in the face of security and the police aggressive enough to get tasered…it actually makes me laugh that anyone would care about anything this much….I mean I don’t even thing I’d fight this hard if my wife was being abducted by criminals…but I guess that’s a horrible argument, since I was probably the one who hired those criminals to take her away….
Shanina Shaik is some half Lithuanian, half Pakistani, all Australian model and she’s posing in some Australian Marie Claire and she’s looking pretty lovely…but I’m probably just saying that because she’s in bathing suits and bikinis and I’m blinded by that shit… Or maybe I am in love…and this is love…I wouldn’t know since my cold dead heart doesn’t generally feel, but it does know that it wants to sing love songs to this permanently tanned girl…not that I know how to sing love songs, but if I have learned one thing from Katy Perry and Rihanna, it’s that you don’t need to know how to sing…to make your love song matter…or get played on the radio so much that someone like me who doesn’t listen to the radio unless it is background music at the welfare office…knows all the fucking words to your brainwashing shit….but maybe I’m just saying that because she’s in bathing suits….or maybe I just always wanted to have children with a Victoria’s Secret model…my love is so transparent. Here are the pics…
Claudia Romani on Las Vegas Strip by vidhuntr My friends at Vidhuntr shot an awesome video with Claudia Romani, the Italian bikini model who the paparazzi seem to love, because she’s always in her bikini, and they set it to my other friend DIRTYDEEDS music… The video is grimy as fuck and I love it…but not as much as you probably love Claudia Romani’s ass… Be sure to like Vidhuntr
We like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes that fun leads us to magical places like a white bathroom, with a beautiful girl, in white AMERICAN APPAREL …looking like an angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives a little better…if only there were more of her that we could each have one for ourselves…but unfortunately life isn’t that fair…or nice…and this #stepGIRL is one of a kind…and that is just one of her…leaving us with only one option and that is to write her love poems until she cracks and sees the love we always knew was there.….or you can just look at the pictures of her…cuz she’s amazing… These were shot by a guy who calls himself
Kim Kardashian Posts Video From Dinner With Kanye West In Paris They say Paris is regarded as one of the most romantic cities in the world and KimYe seemed to have been really feeling the love during their latest trip to Eiffel Tower town. Somewhere in the midst of coupling it up at a handful of fashion shows together with a protective-looking Kanye keeping very close to his ride or die Kim, Yeezus found time to take to Twitter with this lovey-dovey shoutout to mama Nori: Awww how special. Kim also posted a video of herself at dinner celebrating with Yeezy and her “cousin” in Paris. Hit the flip to check out the footage, along with a few more pics from Paris and some of Kim pushing through the thirsty paparazzi with a bodyguard at LAX on her way back home. Continue reading →
Dear Bossip , I need advice. I broke up with my child’s father 3 years ago. He proposed, but I turned him down because he wasn’t saved, and he is in the music industry. I also kicked him out the apartment. He still resents me. He says that I’ve betrayed him. I also put him through a lot during our relationship. I now realize that he is a good man, and I made a terrible mistake. He is now dating, and he has revealed to me that he has been seeing someone for two years and he loves her. I really want my family back. How can I get him back? – Wanting Him Back Dear Ms. Wanting Him Back , So, you broke up with him and turned down his marriage proposal because he wasn’t saved, and is in the music industry. Now, two years later, he is seeing someone else, and he told you that he loves her, but you want him because you feel you made a terrible mistake. I’m sorry, but am I missing something. What happened? Are you that miserable and alone that you’re considering going backwards instead of moving forward? But, let’s be real and ask the serious question, why do you really want him back? That is the tee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Do you want him back because he is happily involved with someone else, and is in love with another woman? You see how happy he is, and how loving he is with another woman, and because you didn’t realize it or see it when he was with you all of a sudden you have this epiphany that you want to be a family with him? Chile, miss me. Misery loves company. He’s happy and in love, and you want what he has. Why can’t you just be happy for him? I’m sure if you were to have a new man, someone who loved you, and you were in love he would be happy for you. You broke up with him for a reason. You left him for a reason. And, you explicitly stated it’s because he is not saved, and he is in the music industry. That hasn’t changed. He still is not saved, and he is still involved with the music industry. Why do you want him back? Really? But, ma’am, isn’t it contradictory for you to be talking about him not being saved, yet, you were having sexual relations with a man before marriage? And, you produced a child. Huh? So, I take it that you’re saved, yet, you were laying up with him, and spreading your legs wide for him. You weren’t thinking about your morals and values while he was laying the pipe. But, you want to point fingers at him for not being saved. I love it! But, I get it. You have remorse and regret. You hate that you turned down the proposal, and after a few years of thinking, dating other guys, and you haven’t met someone and fell in love, you want what’s familiar. So, now you’re alone and you realize you should have accepted the proposal, worked on the relationship, and become the family you desired. You’re rehashing what happened, what went wrong, and how can you fix it. Ma’am, this is something you can’t fix. When you’re emotionally, mentally, and spiritually broken, then it requires working on yourself. Building who you are, and reconnecting to the source of spiritual nourishment. If he is not spiritually connected, or not saved, then you can’t make him saved. You can’t make him spiritually whole. That is something he has to do on his own, and be willing to do. If that is not what he desires or wants, then why do you want to go back to that? How will that fulfill you, or be nourishing to you. And, let’s think about this: What makes you think he wants to be with you? You put him out. You said you put him through a lot during your relationship. If your relationship was filled with drama, stress, and both of you were unhappy, then why go back for a repeat of this? You folks won’t leave well enough alone. You crave drama. You need it to survive and live. If you don’t have drama in your lives, and relationships then you feel incomplete. Also, why do you want to be with someone who resents you, and feels betrayed by you? Does that make any type of sense? Trying to get him back will only bring back the resentment and betrayal he feels. He will bring that back into the relationship with you. Girl, let him go and move on. If you feel you made a mistake, but the relationship was not what you wanted, and he was not the man you desired or needed, then just realize it for what it was, learn from it, and move on with your life. He is happily involved with someone else, and in love. Why interrupt his happiness, and what he has going for him because you feel you made a mistake. People, people, people if you don’t know anything else, please know that you learn from mistakes. You grow from them. You take the experience and become better. And, you try not to make the same mistake again. You don’t keep repeating them. Doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result or outcome is called crazy. Leave well enough, be happy that he is happy, and work on your relationship with him as a father and co-parent to your child. There is a reason why he is an ex, and a reason why you ended the relationship. Why repeat the past? Life is about moving forward, growing, and learning. Continue to work on you, build yourself, stay connected to your spiritual source, and continue to grow emotionally, mentally, and spiritually. Stay firm in your beliefs and desires. Your man will come along, and you will connect with someone who has the same vision, dreams, and hopes that you do. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! 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Christina Aguilera stopped by The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night to discuss her return to NBC’s The Voice Season 5, kicking off next week. Her own voice, while top-tier, was playing second fiddle Wednesday, though, thanks to a Bec & Bridge black dress she wore to the set. Just. Wow. Christina Aguilera on The Tonight Show During her interview with Jay, the slimmed-down, five-time Grammy winner was asked to explain one of her quotes from the latest issue of Maxim. In the magazine, Aguilera revealed that “the one place I don’t need to be in control is in the bedroom.” Gulp. Asked to elaborate, Christina explained: “I’m a big micromanager. I’m a stickler about organization.” “Everything needs a place, a purpose… I think every woman should relax and allow herself to be pleased in the bedroom. It’s the one place I can let go.” Christina Aguilera Covers Maxim, Flaunts Slim Figure The songbird, who’s been dating production assistant Matthew Rutler for nearly three years, said she’s always been comfortable in her own skin. “I’m an artist, and expressing myself in a sexual way, no matter how that changes throughout the years, is something that has always come naturally to me.” “At this point of my life,” she added, “I’m 32 and I feel sexier than ever.” We would not disagree with that assessment whatsoever, Christina. Aguilera also opened up about the #1 man in her life, 5-year-old son, Max (with ex-husband Jordan Bratman), of whom she said, “He’s the joy of my life.”
