After posting this tweet during last night’s Oscars, The Onion apologizes for its criticism of young actress, Quvenzhane Wallis: “On behalf of The Onion, I…
This campaign is so fucking appropriate because……FAT GIRLS LOVE SHOES!!!THEY FUCKING LOVE SHOES!!!!!! You see cuz Kate Upton, may not be a fat chick today, but that body is built for obesity and in time….when her metabolism slows down…you will all see what I’ve been saying since first seeing her saggy, hormones in the foot, sloppy tits and weird 40 year old mom hips…. In the event you were wondering….The reason fat girls love shoes is because it is the one thing on them that maintains a constant size…so if she’s a size 7 in college…she’ll likely be a size 7 at 40…..and when shopping for shoes she can get away with the “I’m the same size as I was 20 years ago”….which she cant do when trying on anything else…leaving out any depression that surrounds shopping…hence why fat chicks all have massive shoe collections…it is a fact….a fact as true as Kate Upton being a spokesperson for fat chicks everywhere….in this borderline erotic campaign..cuz luckily for her…she’s not a fat chick yet.
The Bachelor star Sean Lowe receives an unpleasant surprise Monday night on a hometown date with one of his final four women, Desiree Hartsock. Her ex-boyfriend shows up, asking if they can talk. An awkward exchange ensues as Des’ ex professes his love for her and calls Sean an “actor,” while Lowe clenches his fist and sort of threatens the guy. This has to be scripted … right? The Bachelor Clip: Desiree’s Ex Is this something they can get through, or will it seal the deal for Des? Find out by reading The Bachelor spoilers for this week and beyond … if you dare! Who should Sean pick? Catherine Giudici Desiree Hartsock AshLee Frazier Lindsay Yenter View Poll »
I would never think that this day would ever come! I can’t even believe writing this at all. My dream came true one day when pre-sale for Justin’s North America Believe tickets came out. I didn’t skip school or anything on the day of the pre-sale because I know my mom would never let me stay home just to buy the tickets, and I already knew that I wouldn’t get tickets at all. I couldn’t concentrate during school, all I did was think about the pre-sale. FINALLY school ended, so I ran home and opened my laptop as fast as I could. I finally got to the site and put in my BieberFever code, and when the Ticketmaster was loading looking for tickets I called my mom and asked if I can buy tickets in Toronto. She told me to call my dad and he said YES! Ticketmaster stopped loading and there it was, my tickets! I grabbed my mom’s credit card and filled out all the info. I couldn’t even believe that I got tickets 6 hours after the pre-sale started. Fast forward to the day of the concert – December 1, 2012. I woke up so early, got ready and was bugging my parents to go early to the stadium because Justin usually goes outside of the arena before the show. Once I got to the Rogers Centre it was already packed! The doors opens at 5 p.m. and I came just right in time. I was shaking and couldn’t handle my emotions. My little sister was with me and she was just fangirling. We finally got inside the stadium and the security was checking our ticket. Then someone behind me screamed, “Omg look it’s Jon who directed Never Say Never!” At first I didn’t believe her and then I looked to my left and there he was! Then the camera was right in front of me, they were filming for the Believe 3D movie! All I could do was scream at the camera. The security finally checked our tickets and I ran to Jon and asked him for a picture. Even though he was in a hurry he still took a picture with me! I couldn’t even believe it at this point that I met Jon! My sister and I went to our seats after buying some merchandise. We saw people screaming and running on the other side of the stage so obviously we followed and there we saw Pattie, Justin’s tour bus and half of him. We were getting filmed and then we started chanting, “WE LOVE JUSTIN!” and singing his songs out loud. My seat was not on the floor seats at all but it was very close and I just can’t believe that I would be seeing Justin live! The stadium went all dark all of the sudden and everyone stood up and screamed, the concert was just beyond amazing! It’s a day that I will never ever forget and will always be thankful for. Don’t ever doubt yourself like I did. If you really want your dream to happen, you will fight for it and never give up! Keep chasing that dream of yours and it will happen very soon! Never say never right? -Camille (@JBieber_Secute) Go here to see the original: I would never think that this day would ever come! I can’t…
John Galliano has once again angered some members of the Jewish community. The designer, who was fired from Christian Dior in 2011 after declaring his love for Hitler on video, was photographed yesterday outside a friend’s Manhattan apartment – and his outfit has apparently angered some local Jewish leaders. Seeing the long jacket, the hat and and the curly sideburns, Brooklyn Assemblyman Dov Hikind asked The New York Pos t: “Who is he mocking ? If it was just anyone else, I wouldn’t know what to say. But considering who this guy is, considering his background and what he’s said in the past, let him explain it to all of us: Are you mocking us?” Galliano was found guilty of hate crimes in a Paris court about 18 months ago. He was sentenced to a fine, but avoided jail time. What do you think of his above outfit? Is he mocking Jewish folks? Yes, for shame! No, not at all! View Poll »
First Thanks for watching i hope you liked it Sorry i had to change the voice Yeah, Justins’ new song Nothing Like Us is the most beautiful song i’ve ever heard. He’s putting so much feelings in it. We all know that this is a song for Selena and his love to her. He really cared about her. He shows us his pain. I think this is the cutest declaration of love. I love Jelena and i always will. I need to make this video. Jelena was so perfect, yeah that’s what we thought…but actually we don’t know anything about them and we shouldn’t. Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Love, Lisa I OWN NOTHING! ALL THE RIGHTS ARE GOING TO JUSTIN BIEBER & ALL THE PEOPLE THEY ARE INVOLVED IN THE VIDEO. http://www.youtube.com/v/b1d_PbAqf5c?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Here is the original post: Justin Bieber – Nothing Like Us (Lyrics) Forever Jelena ♥
I have always dreamed of the day I could be able to have a Bieber experience. On November 10th, 2012 my dream came true. Let me start from the beginning of the day, my friends and I woke up at 5 a.m. and got to the venue at 7 a.m. We stood there, waiting around for a while while we waited for the buses to come. We started singing Justin’s songs at the top of our lungs to try to get Justin to come out. Then after a few minutes, we saw Alfredo get out of the bus and walk inside a small door into the venue. We were ALL FREAKING OUT. A few minutes later, Scrappy came out and we’re all yelling, “SCRAPPY SCRAPPY SCRAPPY!!!” and he finally made his way over to us and took pictures with a few of us. We kept waiting and some more girls joined us. My 2 friends and I were still singing his songs at the top our lungs and yelling, “WE WANT JUSTIN” over and over again. Then, we met a guy named Josh who records Justin music, and he and some other guys came with 3 boxes from Dunkin Donuts and gave them to us. We found out later that Justin had actually bought us those donuts, he is a sweetheart. Then, 5 minutes later, Alfredo came out again, security closed the gate but he waved from behind it. Dan came out and took some pictures, we were screaming so loud. By then about 20 girls had come and then we saw Adam Braun get off the tour bus with his girlfriend. Kenny came off the tour bus but didn’t come close to us, but he was in his pajamas. Everyone kept saying Justin wouldn’t come out because he was shooting a commercial inside the venue. After that, we went inside the venue to see a line starting to become formed, we asked and they said it was the meet and greet line. My friend and I went in line, but had no idea what to do or say. Everyone else had their proof of purchase, I had nothing. How could I even expect to meet him? There was a door wide open, and the guard was standing in front of it checking wristbands. She then moved a little bit forward and turned her back to us. I saw a little opening of where I could easily run through without her knowing, I was terrified but suddenly I couldn’t think and I was doing it. I ran past her, I saw stairs and another guard in front of the stairs. The guard didn’t even look at our wrists and just told us to go upstairs. We ran upstairs and then saw this LONG line going all the way down 2 hallways. I was shaking, I asked a girl, “Is this the meet and greet line?” and she was like “Yes.” We stood in line and Nick Demoura was behind us, I just looked at him and I’m like, “I love you Nick.” and everyone around me was like “AWWWW” and he smiled big and said “Thank you!” Then we got closer to the front and my friend Holly was like, “We’re gonna get caught.” We could see the curtain and all I could think was, “JUSTIN IS IN THAT CURTAIN. HE IS IN THERE. A FEW FEET AWAY FROM ME. WE ARE SO CLOSE.” Finally I got in! There he was, the most flawless human being. All I remember is seeing him and just running towards him and throwing my arms around him for a hug. I looked up at him and he’s like, “Whoa” and he’s just staring with this shocked expression on his face because I had caught him off guard. I just couldn’t control myself, I had to hug him. He just looked so perfect, like he didn’t even look real. he looked like a doll, he was just so flawless. His eyes, his lips, his hair, just everything. I was just in shock, and then I remember I eventually let go and stood next to him and he put his arm around me and my friend. They took the picture of us and then they were pushing us out. Right before I left, I turned around and was like, “I LOVE YOU JUSTIN” and then we ran down the stairs screaming at the top of our lungs and crying. I was about to faint, I was just so happy. After 3 years of supporting this incredible, amazing boy who saved my life since “One Time,” finally I had the chance to hug him, and to tell him I love him. I will be thankful for the rest of my life for that moment with him. I owe it all to God, it was such a blessing that I didn’t get caught. Even though it was just 30 seconds, it was the best 30 seconds of my life. All the tears, the times when I felt like it would never happen, all the hard work, the waiting, it was all so worth it. Later we went into the venue again for the concert. He was putting all his emotions into every song, and you could tell he was truly happy performing for all of us, even with everything he is going through. Just being in the same room as him watching him perform meant everything to me. He has gotten so far and accomplished so much, and is just a true performer. As we were leaving the venue we saw one of his tour buses leaving and Dan, Scrappy and Kenny had stuck their heads out of the window. Scrappy yelled, “When I say Justin, you say Bieber.” A bunch of girls and I ran beside the bus yelling, “BYE WE LOVE YOU” until we couldn’t see the bus anymore. I will never forget November 10th, 2012. Justin showed me dreams DO come true, you just have to believe and never give up. -@BieberChances More here: I have always dreamed of the day I could be able to have a…
The Bachelor axe fell on Sarah Herron this week, as Sean Lowe didn’t even wait until the rose ceremony to send her on her way after a group date. Needless to say, she was taken by surprise. “I didn’t expect to go home. I was caught off guard,” she said. “I had every intention of taking him home to Colorado and introducing him to my family.” Was it the baby photos that backfired? “I don’t think that it would have changed Sean’s mind whether I showed him the photos on night one or in the fantasy suite,” Herron tells People . “He knew how he felt about me and the others, [however] the photos probably made him realize he needed to be honest sooner rather than later.” Did the first-date curse rear its ugly head? “Getting the first one-on-one date – as magical as it was – was a curse,” she said. “We had an amazing connection right off the bat and then I had to sit back.” “I had to wait for him to develop relationships with the other women … It became more and more difficult to sustain a connection. Feelings fizzle” “It was very sad and confusing … I had very strong feelings for Sean. It’s human nature to feel embarrassed when you’re dumped on television.” “I’m not mad at Sean. I respect that he didn’t string me along. We all know he is looking for his wife and can’t blame him for not feeling it with me.” As for who’s best for Lowe going forward? The Bachelor spoilers have a lot to say about that. What about Sarah, who knows the women fairly well? “I’m starting to see the chemistry between Sean and [ Catherine Giudici ],” she says. “She was a bit of a dark horse. She’s a down-to-earth, real girl so it warms my heart to see the undeniable special connection between them.” “I always saw his connection with Lesley. Lindsay is a tiny ball of fun. AshLee has the biggest heart, but she’s not a goofball like I think Sean is looking for.” “Desiree is spunky and very real.” That about covers everybody left … well, with one exception. Tierra LiCausi ? She’s not feeling the love between Sean and this season’s villain. “I don’t see them being much of a match at all. I think he’s probably very surprised watching [the show] because I don’t think he saw what we did.”
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