Tag Archives: Love

The Dude from Everyone Loves Raymond and Some Chick in a Bikini of the Day

Here is further evidence that girls are gold diggers, because I have seen that Everyone Loves Raymond show and shit made me want to kill myself, and not in a good way, like I want to do the world a favor and end my existance, but in a horribly savage way that involves heavy pain, and slow death, because the world is a horrible fucking place that produces this kind of garbage, but for some reason he’s managed to get Pussy….and I bet it has a whole lot to do with his bank account and not so much his work on that show….and if I find out that women would watch him in action and touch themselves…I may take myself up on that whole painful suicide plan, but for now it’s up in the fuckin’ air…

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The Dude from Everyone Loves Raymond and Some Chick in a Bikini of the Day

Homosexual Exorcism of the Day

If you are into wearing women’s panties, or having truck stop dick in your mouth, or maybe even a secret love for a dick in your ass with a beard brushing up against your testicles, you don’t have to live the gay life. You don’t need the leather assless pants. You don’t need the gay twang or gay sex or style, you can just go to your local “Gay Hating Church” and sort it the fuck out, but be careful cuz the last gay exorcism I heard about turned out to be a themed party that was less about getting the gay demons out, and more about getting the gay demons all over each other’s faces in some kind of orgy in the basement of a leather bar, but they were nice enough to give you a loot bag when they were done with you that was full of HIV, and by loot bag, I mean colon

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Homosexual Exorcism of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Wears Shorts of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the kind of girl I’d love to watch jump on a trampoline, whether in clothes, in bikini, or naked. She’s just got it goin’ on like no other and I’m hoping anyone who knows her sends out this request because what would only take her 30 seconds to make, would change my fuckin’ life and being a hurtbag charity case, I’ll even make her a tax receipt for contributing to the cause that is my happiness

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Lindsay Lohan Wears Shorts of the Day

Some Footballer Daniel Sturridge on a Beach with Some Booty of the Day

I don’t know what I am doing today because of this hangover, but I do know that everyone is still talking about Michael Jackson, at least everyone in the bar last night was, like it was some kind of huge shocker, considering dude hasn’t looked like a corpse the last decade, you know cuz his African American skin color didn’t die a long time ago, and that series of skin bleaching insanity he went through in the 80s, probably had nothing to do with the painfulskin cancer he was dealing with, so in celebration of his black skin, here’s a couple black people on the beach in Barbados, and I’m lovin’ the girl this footballer is with, because I pretty much love all black girls, they just don’t love me.

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Some Footballer Daniel Sturridge on a Beach with Some Booty of the Day

Michael Jackson and Britney Spears HD, The Way You Make Me Feel, Live 2001 (With Lyrics)

really turn me on (You really turn me on) You knock me off of my feet now baby (You knock me off of my feet) My lonely days are gone (My lonely days are gone) I never felt so in love before Promise baby, youll love me forevermore I swear Im keepin you satisfied ‘Cause youre the one for me The way you make me feel (The way you make me feel) You really turn me on (You really turn me on) You knock me off of my feet now baby (You knock me off of my feet) My lonely days are gone (My lonely days …

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Michael Jackson and Britney Spears HD, The Way You Make Me Feel, Live 2001 (With Lyrics)

RIP Motherfucker the Farrah Fawcett Edition of the Day

I can’t makes jokes about a sex icon who dies, especially when it all started with anal, sure it was anal cancer, but any girl down with anal is a friend of mine, even if it kills her. It is definitely an end of an era so RIP Motherfucker….and here’s a picture of her making the wrong food choices that may lead to varioius ass cancers….

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RIP Motherfucker the Farrah Fawcett Edition of the Day

‘The September Issue’ Trailer

Ooooooh, here is a first look at the much-anticipated (by me) documentary on Anna Wintour, she of Vogue and Devil Wears Prada fame.

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‘The September Issue’ Trailer

Giant Condom Pillow

Giant condom pillow featuring a condom pocket and a giant cloth condom inside is for sale on Etsy . This would make a good birthday present for your slutty friend

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Driving Blind

Oh good, a blind guy driving with a stick. Excellent. By the look of the scenery, it's just another Thursday in Boca Raton, so at least we know the mall security guards are prepared to attack.

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Driving Blind

Katie Price Destroying Equestrianism of the Day

I think it’s nice to see horseback riding goin’ back to the Wild West days where common whores would ride from brothel to brothel to brothel lookin’ for the latest STD from multiple gold prospectors a night, because I was tired of it being some stuffy bullshit that won’t let me in the gates of their exclusive riding clubs, after telling them I just love watching girls in tight pants bounce up and down on shit. Cunts.

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Katie Price Destroying Equestrianism of the Day