I don’t know who this lucky bastard is in this video that’s getting to put his (or her) filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski ‘s perfect booty, but I do know this: if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, then I want to come back at that person’s hand in my next life. Damn!
It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice . So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.
Sorry to crush the dreams of my fellow perverts, but I just found out that Xenia Deli , AKA the hottest woman on the planet, is married to the lucky bastard you see above. According to my sources, he’s some 62-year-old real estate mogul from Egypt and I probably don’t need to tell you that he’s apparently a billionaire. I always thought my winning personality would be enough to land a girl like Xenia (stop laughing), but now I’m wondering how much money I’d have to have in the bank in order to date a supermodel someday. 10 million? 25 million? 50 million? And, uh, in totally unrelated news, does anyone want to buy this site for 100 million? Let me know. » view all 13 photos
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Rick Ross, Gucci Mane, 2 Chainz and Meek Mill can count their lucky stars after their video shoot was interrupted by gunfire this week. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! According to reports, the hip-hop stars were up on a rooftop in Atlanta shooting their vid for “Buy Back the Block” when several shots rang out, interrupting […]
In the midst of so much racial tension in the country right now, it’s always nice to see some good news involving people of color and much-needed diversity. Online giant eBay just announced that they have hired the first-ever Chief Diversity Officer for the company and the lucky recipient of the job is a Morehouse […]