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He’s Fine But…

These celebrities are fine as heck but their other unattractive traits have undermined their physical allure.

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He’s Fine But…

Chile, Please: 8 Signs YOU’RE Not a “Grown A** Woman”

Girl, we love you, but if you act like this, you can’t truly call yourself a grown up…

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Chile, Please: 8 Signs YOU’RE Not a “Grown A** Woman”

7 Underrated Hollywood Actors

Which actors are not getting enough screen time?

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7 Underrated Hollywood Actors

Poor Guy: Nick Cannon’s Illness Has Taken Away All Of His Muscles!

Poor Nick…all those muscles he worked so hard for are gone! Nick Cannon has “no muscles” following his recent health problems. The ‘America’s Got Talent’ host – who was stricken by mild kidney failure over the festive period – is feeling much better, though he is unhappy with his appearance and his condition means he will find it hard to get back in shape. He tweeted: “Getting back in shape is going to be tuff, the DR said because of my condition my body can’t process protein and that’s what builds muscle “Time to work smarter not harder… but I got to get right by the time America’s Got Talent starts! “It’s going to be difficult to get my six pack back on this Renal Diet. No muscles, skinny with a gut is not fresh “Right now In my tanktop I look like Samuel L. Jackson in Black Snake Moan #needtogetbackinshape (sic)” Though Nick – who has nine-month-old twins Moroccan and Monroe with wife Mariah Carey – is on the mend, he returned to hospital yesterday (25.01.12) for a “scheduled procedure”. He tweeted: “Back at the hospital, but no worries its only for the day. I will be back at work tomorrow! “Not an emergency. This was a scheduled procedure. I just dislike hospitals.” That’s a damn shame. We know how hard he works on his body, but the inability to process protein means that he can’t build up that muscle mass he had before. It looks like Nick will be skinny trimmy man cakes for Mariah for the near future. More On Bossip! Twit Pic Of The Day: Rihanna Gets “Thug Life” Tattoo On Her Knuckles And Sends More Subliminal Tweets About Breezy Since You Love The Smut So Much: A Gallery Of Non-Black Ethnic X-Rated Bangers…Would You Wife Any? For The Stans: Beyonce Working Hard To Get That Pre-Blue Ivy Baawwwdy Back [Photos] Can You Spell That? Celebrity Kid Names That Are Way Weirder Than Blue Ivy Carter

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Poor Guy: Nick Cannon’s Illness Has Taken Away All Of His Muscles!

8 Signs The Guy You’re Messing With Is NOT a Grown A** Man

We love men, but not these specific men…

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8 Signs The Guy You’re Messing With Is NOT a Grown A** Man

Sisters In Hiding: Not So Famous Sisters of Famous Celebs

Folks like Diddy’s sister didn’t inherit the attention-whoring gene.

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Sisters In Hiding: Not So Famous Sisters of Famous Celebs

Family Ties: 7 Rappers Who Finally Grew Up

These fellas have come a long way. Some not too too far–but still, they’ve made progress.

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Family Ties: 7 Rappers Who Finally Grew Up

X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them? Part 4 “The Money Shot”

One last time fo’ that a$$ Last week, we brought you part 2 and 3 of our bangin’ adult movie stars, today we conclude our journey down the ho hall of fame in search of at least ONE “wife-able” candidate out of these johnson-swallowing, backshot-bangers. Since you’re on the internet, you’re probably well aware of the world of adult movies. And you’re familiar with these lovely ladies. Whether you think adult film stars are dirty or just ladies that want to get it in for a living, take a look at these cakes and tell us if you’d see yourself out wifing one of these ladies. And women, if your homie introduced one of these women as his girlfriend, what would you say? Take a peek!

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X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them? Part 4 “The Money Shot”

Things Black Mothers Say

Do you see your mother on this list?

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Things Black Mothers Say

I’m A Hustler Baby! Stars And Their Surprising Side Jobs

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I’m A Hustler Baby! Stars And Their Surprising Side Jobs