Madonna is terrifying…and in being terrifying…she’s decided to get into lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar – because she can, she’s Madonna…a celebrity / popstar / icon who has been around for 40 fucking year…and who is 100 years old…and the sick thing in all this…is that I fucking love it… It is the perfect level of disgusting for my weird fetish of old bitches who don’t know they are old…because they are Madonna and have some delusional opinion of themselves…thanks to ego…and in her defense…she looks pretty good for 100….all menopausal and good to cum in…as long as you have lube to deal with her being dried the fuck up….which brings up a very important point…what does the vagina look like…is it still there….does it still breath..or is it more of dead animal…just rotting away in her panties… SO MANY QUESTIONS…let’s hope this Harper’s interview gets to the bottom of it…. The post Madonna in Lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is no longer a spring chicken. But she's still a hot chicken… in a manner of speaking! Relive the glory days of Britney Spears via the following gallery of our most memorable (read: GORGEOUS) Britney Spears photos… 1. Old School Britney Spears Britney Spears is still so hot even after all these years. But back in the day, wow. The girl was the epitome of perfection. 2. Vintage Britney Spears, vintage edition. So, so unbelievable. 3. Britney Spears on a Swing If this shot of Britney Spears on a swing doesn’t make you want to reach for some sweet tea, we don’t know what will. 4. Best. Kiss. Ever. Britney Spears lays one on Madonna. Yes, that’s Madonna and Britney Spears (who appears to be waring a lace teddy) in an open-mouthed kiss. Let’s take a long, long, LONG look at this one, shall we? Yes. Let’s. 5. Britney Spears Gets LOW If Britney Spears has shown us anything through the years, it’s that her ability to maneuver her body interestingly on stage has never wavered. 6. Britney Spears in Rolling Stone Britney Spears in Rolling Stone, from way back in the day. The HOT day. View Slideshow
Britney Spears is no longer a spring chicken. But she's still a hot chicken… in a manner of speaking! Relive the glory days of Britney Spears via the following gallery of our most memorable (read: GORGEOUS) Britney Spears photos… 1. Old School Britney Spears Britney Spears is still so hot even after all these years. But back in the day, wow. The girl was the epitome of perfection. 2. Vintage Britney Spears, vintage edition. So, so unbelievable. 3. Britney Spears on a Swing If this shot of Britney Spears on a swing doesn’t make you want to reach for some sweet tea, we don’t know what will. 4. Best. Kiss. Ever. Britney Spears lays one on Madonna. Yes, that’s Madonna and Britney Spears (who appears to be waring a lace teddy) in an open-mouthed kiss. Let’s take a long, long, LONG look at this one, shall we? Yes. Let’s. 5. Britney Spears Gets LOW If Britney Spears has shown us anything through the years, it’s that her ability to maneuver her body interestingly on stage has never wavered. 6. Britney Spears in Rolling Stone Britney Spears in Rolling Stone, from way back in the day. The HOT day. View Slideshow
Unless you’re the person who watches Suits , you probably never heard the name Meghan Markle before this week. At this point, she’s been the subject of so many tabloid headlines that it’s hard to believe it was just a few days ago that the world learned Markle is dating Prince Harry . It’s unclear exactly how long Harry and Miss Markle have been together, but it’s not easy to keep secrets in the Royals’ world, so you can bet the relationship didn’t remain on the down-low for very long. It doesn’t appear that there’s any truth behind those rumors that Meghan and Harry are engaged , but they are moving rather quickly. In fact, it seems they were dating for just a few weeks when Harry decided to introduce Meghan to his blue-blooded family. Sources claim that when Harry turned 32 back in September, Meghan was by his side for a posh celebration at a secluded estate in the country hamlet of Aberdeenshire. (Ed. note: Aberdeenshire might win the award for most British-sounding place on the planet.) “I’d call the visit a coming-out party,” an insider tells Us Weekly . “It would have been the first time some of his close friends got to meet her.” “It’s been important for Harry to introduce Meghan to the people he cares about,” adds another source. Yes, Meghan was hanging with Charles and Camilla way back on September 15. Not bad for a woman who was previously best-known for starring on freakin’ Suits (inasmuch as people who appear on Suits can be described as stars). Interestingly, she still hasn’t met William and Kate, but a royal insider says that’s simply a scheduling matter. “Not meeting William and Kate yet has simply been about not being in the same place at the same time,” explains an insider. “They will see each other soon.” Somewhere, Kate is bingeing all six seasons of Suits so that she has something to talk to Meghan about. Maybe she can ask her what was up with that episode where Mark cheated on Susan, but then you find out at the end that it was all a dream. Was that a thing that happened on Suits? We have no idea, and neither do you! View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 16 Things to Know About Prince Harry’s New Squeeze In fact, no one will ever know. It’s a mystery for the ages…
Is Mariah Carey stress eating, or is Maria Carey eating for two? Carey was spotted out on a date with her rumored beau, Bryan Tanaka, and in one of the photos obtained by OK! Magazine , she’s got quite a bump happening. The magazine is passing it off as generalized weight gain, but since Mariah wasn’t having sex with James Packer , there’s a possibility that she might’ve been sexing backup dancer, Tanaka. After Carey and Packer broke up , much to everyone’s surprise, Mariah was immediately linked to Tanaka , which spells bad news for everybody. Didn’t Madonna teach the ultimate lesson not to hook up with your backup dancers? Or, you know, Britney Spears? Jennifer Lopez? Leave it to Mariah, though, to go ahead and continue perpetuating a really, really dumb thing for women with money to do. Reports emerged that Mariah had forged “a close relationship” with Tanaka, and the constant appearances featuring the two of them have been nearly incessant since Packer dumped Carey. The two were caught at Nobu, an L.A. hotspot last week, and just last night, the budding couple was photographed in West Hollywood’s Berris. However, it doesn’t seem like everybody in Mariah’s circle is on board with her rumored boytoy. Go figure. “Bryan is a struggling singer and dancer and everyone around Mariah is seeing red flags,” a source revealed. “But Mariah doesn’t care.” “She will help anyone who will help her and he is giving her exactly what she needs right now,” the insider said. “Mariah loves her men to worship her, and he definitely does that.” Well, no doubt, when you’re a 33-year-old failed singer and dancer who’s trying to capitalize on a relationship that’s headed nowhere. Mariah’s even said to be taking things so seriously, that Tanaka has been around her children. Carey allowed Tanaka to usher her and her daughter, Monroe, around the Carey neighborhood to trick or treat over the holiday weekend. Tanaka was even pictured with his arm around Monroe, looking every bit the cozy family. The bottom line is, whatever Mariah’s doing – rebounding, simply being desperate – she needs to stop. She’s not been taken the most seriously over the last decade, and this dalliance could very well put her into Madonna territory. And after all, who even takes Madonna seriously anymore? C’mon, man. View Slideshow: 44 Beautiful Photos of Mariah Carey
Lindsay Lohan’s bizarre new “LiLohan” accent set the internet on fire this past week, and while most people were more concerned about her mental health than they were about her garbled nonsense, Michael Lohan, like, isn’t even concerned. In an interview with ET Online , Michael addressed Lindsay’s new way of talking, and said, “Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!” Michael revealed. Lindsay Lohan’s Bizarre New Accent “I will tell you this, she’s spoken other languages on the phone with me – languages I don’t understand.” “I’ll be on the phone with her and I’ll hear her say something in fluent Farsi to a friend she’s with.” Now that’s just showing off. Also, does Michael Lohan even know what Farsi is? Nah, we didn’t think so either. Even the ever-contentious Dina Lohan weighed in, adding her comments to the pile. “I raised Lindsay and all my children to constantly learn different languages and embrace different cultures,” mom said. “Since Lindsay was a kid, she was speaking fluent Italian because my mother is Italian and would only speak to her in it.” “She taught herself how to speak French, Arabic, Hebrew, and the list goes on,” Dina remarked. “Lindsay has a very high IQ and is very intelligent and can pick up on any language in a minute – she has that gift.” “She is a worldly person who has so many talents and so much to offer, and that’s what makes her so special and so beautiful,” Dina added. First, if Lindsay had such a high IQ, she might not do half of the things she’s done, making herself look like a literal dumb ass. Second, learning various languages should not trigger a visceral response that validates your bizarre reasoning for talking with a completely different accent. See how well that worked out for Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. They both ended up looking like pretentious asses, and unfortunately for Lindsay, those two women have accomplished more in their lifetimes than Lindsay could in three. As for Lindsay’s mental health , Michael dismisses any rumors that she’s in the midst of a mental crisis. Michael claims that Lindsay’s doing “absolutely amazing,” and that “she’s so happy and healthy and doing great. “Every time I talk to her she’s so positive.” “There’s nothing to be concerned about.” No, except for an errant accent on an American woman with a history of both substance abuse and mental health concerns. Is it us, or does the whole entire Lohan family need to get a good, solid grip? You know what, never mind. Don’t even bother answering that. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Every warm-blooded female on the planet would want to date Idris Elba. He’s suave, he’s handsome, he’s a talented actor and have you ever heard his accent?!? You will melt into a million tiny pieces once you do. But this doesn’t mean Elba wants to date every warm-blooded woman on the planet, of course. And the actor (who has been rumored for ages to be taking over for Daniel Craig as the next James Bond) made that clear on Monday morning via a somewhat scathing Tweet. It was directed as a certain iconic singer who likes to pretend she’s British. “Am I sleeping with Madonna? No motherfu**ers… ‘Don’t believe the Hype,'” wrote the attractive star. Well, okay then! Pardon us for thinking otherwise! It seems as if this dating rumor started to circulate around the Internet around the Internet after Madonna instagrammed a video of Elba boxing on Friday. She wrote as a caption to this footage, which we’ve shared below: “Idris Elba Smashes it at York Hall!” We suppose we can see how people got the wrong idea from this post. It’s not everyday that one celebrity goes to see another celebrity box. A video posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Oct 28, 2016 at 5:58pm PDT Moreover, last November, the British actor Tweeted a picture of him holding hands on stage with the Material Girl. The two really did appear to be lost in each other’s eyes at the time, with Elba referring to Madonna as a “legend” in the caption of the image. So it’s not as though this rumor came out of nowhere. Elba’s three-part documentary, in which he trains to become a professional kickboxer, will air on Discovery next year. We know at least one person who will be watching it. As for why Elba might have shot down this chatter with such passion, despite being pals with Madonna? He perhaps didn’t want to be just another notch on her long and famous bedpost. The singer has slept with such famous people as Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, Guy Ritchie, Warren Beatty and Lenny Kravitz. She also recently offered to give, like, millions of men a blow job: Madonna to Hillary Clinton Voters: I’ll Blow You! So we can see why Elba wanted to disassociate himself from her bed. With no offense to Madonna intended, we’re sure.
https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/789510304182968324 Lady Gaga is not accepting anymore Madonna comparisons. When Beats 1 Radio’s Zane Lowe tried to parallel her and the pop legend, Gaga was quick to correct him. “Madonna and I are very different… Just saying.” Gaga added, “I wouldn’t make that comparison at all and I don’t mean to disrespect Madonna. You know, […]
https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/789510304182968324 Lady Gaga is not accepting anymore Madonna comparisons. When Beats 1 Radio’s Zane Lowe tried to parallel her and the pop legend, Gaga was quick to correct him. “Madonna and I are very different… Just saying.” Gaga added, “I wouldn’t make that comparison at all and I don’t mean to disrespect Madonna. You know, […]
