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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson still has big tits… Without them she would have nothing…..sure she’d still have a lot of money…..and a relevant late 90s pop career…but without them tits, I would have totally forgot who Jessica Simpson is or was…. I guess after bowing out of the pop music industry to sit on her billion dollar a year Walmart brand, because why tour and sing, when can just sit around and eat you face off, until Weight Watchers steps in with a legal team to make you drop the weight..to fulfill your contract….you might as well showcase those tits when you are obligated to go out of the house…because that’s what people want..not your cheesy, Christian friendly, vanilla bullshit….the tits, it’s always been the tits…because we love blondes with big tits..it’s in our DNA…it’s what makes America…America.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you demonstrate flexibility in your everyday life, the billionaire will factor that into your net worth, because every billionaire thinks “the more flexible the better”…or “just imagine what she can do to my dick”…and “do you think she can give me a blow job in that position”….and “of course she can, she is Australian, they are loose and she was married to a homosexual for 5 years when launching her career and increasing her stock price, she knows all the blowjob tricks from watching cabana boys and rent boys do it to him”… Well maybe not that last part… But what I do know is that billionaires like to buy Victoria’s Secret models, hundred millionaires like to buy Sports Illustrated models, and millionaires like instagram models where their worth reflects the “model” they gets following….and soccer players like Glamour models….and Kanye West like livestock… That’s all I have to say about that… The post Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day

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Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine…. Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets…. Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit.. Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session… Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care. I assume Selena will have one… J.LO And Posh Spice Beckham… And Madonna… The post Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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13 Kinda, Sorta, Occasionally Racist Celebrities

Posted on July 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oops! Their significant bad! From Hulk Hogan using horribly offensive language while describing his daughter's ex-lover to Justin Bieber showing youthful igornance in the worst way, numerous celebrities across all industries have gotten in trouble over the years for their use of the N-Word. As well they should have. Some have apologized. Others have tried to explain the context. But all are featured below and we'll let you go ahead and determine the level of their racist actions… 1. Hulk Hogan Admits: Yeah, I’m a Tad Racist! Hulk Hogan dropped the word numerous times in transcripts from a sex tape he made many years ago (seriously!). He used it to describe the man his daughter was banging and even admitted to being a “little racist.” 2. Justin Bieber Was Young and Stupid This happened many years ago and Bieber has since apologized. But he did drop the evil word in a Vine video at one point. 3. Barack Obama Drops N Word in Marc Maron Podcast President Obama was trying to make a point about race relations on a podcast. Still, it’s not a common occurrence for the Commander-in-Chief to throw this word around in public. 4. Don Lemon Holds Up N-Word Sign on Air Don Lemon was trying to make a point by comparing N-Word usage to the Confederate Flag. He could have done it more tactfully, however. 5. Chet Haze Deletes Instagram in Wake of N-Word Controversy Chet Haze is Tom Hanks’ son and thinks he’s a rapper. He has defended his right to use the word. 6. Honey Boo Boo’s Sister Pumpkin Uses N-Word On Facebook! Pumpkin dropped the word when giving a shout-out to her friend in recognition of Man Crush Monday in April of 2015. She came under fire as a result. View Slideshow

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17 Wildest Moments from the VMAs: What Will Happen Next?

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It's almost time for the VMAs again! Will another artist announce she's pregnant? Will Miley Cyrus hump another grown man? Will Kanye West interrupt another speech? Check out the 17 craziest moments from the Video Music Awards over the past 30 years and prepare for whatever will go down on stage and off this summer. 1. Like a Virgin Madonna didn’t intend to writhe around on the stage during her 1984 performance of “Like a Virgin.” She lost one of her shoes and the rest became history. 2. Howard’s Johnson In 1992, shock jock Howard Stern appeared on stage dressed as his alter ego Fartman, complete with a huge prosthetic Johnson and bare backside. 3. Nirvana’s Surprise Performance Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain never really settled into the limelight like his bass guitarist bandmate Krist Novoselic who guzzled champagne before they shocked the world by playing “Rape Me” unexpectedly during their performance. Krist threw his guitar into the air and instead of catching it with his hands caught it with his face. 4. Beasties Vs. R.E.M When R.E.M. won an award the Beastie Boys believed should have been theirs, they busted into Michael Stipe’s acceptance speech with “THIS IS A FARCE!” Nice going, guys. 5. Van Halen Reunites When Van Halen reunited on the stage in 1996, the world rejoiced! The band was back together! And then the balloon deflated when Eddie Van Halen’s body language told the real story: These guys hated each other. 6. The Poison Apple Fiona Apple won a best new artist award in 1997 and promptly bit the hand that fed her. The then-20 year old called the entire industry “bullsh*t.” View Slideshow

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26 Stars Who Are Somehow the Same Age

Posted on July 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sooner or later, we all get older, right? Some of us just do it better than others. Case in point? These 26 famous people you won't believe are the same age! Then check in the mirror to see how gracefully you're aging. Or don't. 1. June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt are both 36 years old. Yes, Mama June from Honey Boo Boo is somehow only 35 … while we can’t believe our longtime crush JLH is 36 already. One feels like she’s 36 going on 56 and the other, 36 going on 26. 2. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 22 but one looks far older than the other. 3. Lindsay Lohan and Dianna Agron Dianna Agron of Glee is 29. Lindsay Lohan is too. Further comment rendered unnecessary once you stare at these photos in disbelief. 4. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto Mad Men’s Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer’s Club’s Jared Leto will both be 44 by the end of 2015. Maybe it’s the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like. 5. Robin Wright and Halle Berry Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 48 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin’s are grown and flown. 6. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green It’s hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 41 years old. Does Seth Green look 41 to you? View Slideshow

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From Jared to Tiger: 13 Shamed Celebrity Spokespeople

Posted on July 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For shame, these celebrity spokespeople! Don't you know you were representing a brand (or many brands) when you slept with porn stars, allegedly got off to child porn… or did any number of other reprehensible things? In light of Jared Fogle getting into serious trouble with the law, we're here to run down 13 of the most shamed celebrity spokespeople in business history. 1. Jared Fogle Jared Fogle served as Subway spokesman for over 15 years. But it all came crashing down on the sandwich guru after federal agents raided his home and found evidence of child pornography. 2. Tiger Woods Tiger Woods didn’t just lose a gorgeous wife by sleeping all around. He lost most of his endorsement deals. 3. Bill Cosby Bill Cosby has not endorsed JELLO for a long time. But he’s included here because so many people still associate him with that snack item. 4. O.J. Simpson O.J. Simpson represented Hertz for over a decade. The company pulled the deal after domestic abuse allegations cropped up in 1992. Two years later, The Juice was arrested for murder. 5. Sharon Stone Sharon Stone was dropped by Christian Dior in 2008 after she made insensitive comments about an earthquake that took the lives of 68,000 people. 6. Madonna Madonna was paid $5 million for Pepsi to use the song “Like a Prayer” in an ad. The track’s music video then featured rape and a burning cross and the company received flak about its decision. View Slideshow

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Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009…when LOST, the one show she was on…the one thing she accomplished in her career…the one moment of clarity that she probably thought would set her for life…and that probably did set her for life…ended… I never watched lost, but I assume she was the only chick on it, because she’s not all that hot, especially not now that she’s pregnant, but when the only tits you had to compare her to was the dude from BLOW…coupled with aggressive marketing….I guess people could fall in love….it is better than their own shit life… Maybe I just hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen….. Or maybe I just have eyes…. Either way, pregnancy pic of the day for the ready to drop, lactating fetishists who watched lost and really liked this twat… The post Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other… I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally… I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other… So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire… Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape… The post The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex. I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot… Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers…. These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird… Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough.. The post Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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