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Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus…. I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME… Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK…. This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing… I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists… But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke… That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not.. The post Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Palvin Does Maxim

I’ve always liked  Barbara Palvin . She’s smoking hot, but she’s not as famous as some of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there, which means I might have more of a shot. We’re talking 0.0000001% more, but hey, I’ll still take it. Anyway, here she is with a new cover shoot for Maxim , and apart from the topless shot, these photoshoots are all so lame these days. If you ask me, they need a new photographer with fresh ideas. Like getting these models on trampolines or getting rid of all that pesky clothing. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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Instagram Model Gigi Hadid’s Booty Grab

I can’t even begin to estimate how much it must cost to “convince” the modeling world that Gigi Hadid is a real fashion model and not just another rich kid/Instagram wannabe. I just know that I haven’t seen a dime yet. Anyway, here’s Gigi back with another magazine shoot. This time it’s grabbing her booty for W Korea . And until I can get my hands on some of that payoff (or that booty), I guess these pictures will have to do for now. » view all 11 photos

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People Magazine Names The Rock The Sexiest Man Alive

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The Rock, Dewayne Johnson, is 2016’s Sexiest Man Alive!!!! We must say that we agree! People Magazine hit the nail on the head because we been said this!!! The Rock has been around in entertainment for while and the ladies been knew this lol! Check Out Why He Is The Sexiest Here

People Magazine Names The Rock The Sexiest Man Alive

Lily Collins Is Super Sexy In Malibu Magazine

I know I like to rag on hotties who think that just because their dad is famous and talented, that somehow instantly makes them talented too. But unlike a lot of the other rich kid wannabes out there in Hollywood, I think Lily Collins actually has something. You know, like a killer body that I’d love to put my filthy blogger mitts all over. And here she is showing it off for  Malibu Magazine . Now that’s real talent. » view all 14 photos

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More Victoria Justice Hotness

Since I’m pretty sure you perverts dug that last topless photoshoot I posted from Victoria Justice (almost) as much as I did, I’ve got good news: I just found a few more pictures from that same shoot for KODE Magazine . And instead of keeping them all for me and the Little Tuna, I’m sharing them with you guys. Because I’m such a nice guy. And also, because otherwise I wouldn’t have a website and/or any income. But let’s just stick with the first one. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Kendall Jenner And Gigi Hadid Are Hard At Work For W Magazine

When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine , I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right . I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Nerd Glasses

When you have no life, you create nerd wear!

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Nerd Glasses

Shay Mitchell Gets In Sexy Shape!

I’m not gonna lie. I kind of forgot all about Shay Mitchell here. I mean, there’s just so many other wannabe actresses/young hotties out there — if you’re not dropping regular hotness on Snapchat and/or Instagram, it’s easy to get lost in the crowd. But the former? current?  Pretty Little Liars star just did a leggy new photoshoot for the cover of Self Magazine , and it’s definitely hot enough for Shay to hold my attention for at least another 30-45 seconds.

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Portia Doubleday Shower Picture of the DAy

Portia Doubleday is not related to Portia de Rossi – who is better known as Ellen’s sugarbaby, who realizes if you let a pitch eat your ass every couple of days, and you don’t act up, you don’t need to suck cock to get movie and TV roles, you just need to lay back, take it all in, and live off the Ellen money… This Porta is from MR ROBOT, a show people seem to like, but that I’ve never seen because TV rots your soul and is generally shit, but I appreciate that she’s clever enough to post shower pics to matter as much as she can – while eyes are on her and dudes are watching the show thinking…”who’s this new 28 year old pussy”…”I just want to grab it”… The post Portia Doubleday Shower Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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