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Kate Hudson: Posted Ass Pic for Nick Jonas??

Ah, celebrities: They’re just like you and me. It seems they, too, post racy photos to social media to make their exes jealous. At least that’s what Kate Hudson did, according to Us Weekly . A source tells the magazine that back in November, Kate had her stylist Sophie Lopez post a photo of the actress lying ass up in a bubble bath. The reason? To get the attention of Kate’s former boy toy Nick Jonas . Sophie posted the pic to her own Instagram, and although Kate’s face can’t be seen, she basically confirmed it was her by commenting, “Omg! You’re so fired! #fabletics” May as well get a plug in for your workout wear line. According to the source, the photo was uploaded after the couple’s alleged fling had cooled down. Have a look at the butt pic: It may sound a little far-fetched, but if it’s true, we can’t decide if it’s masterful or totally transparent. We can only guess what kind of convo might’ve gone down between Kate and her stylist… Okay, so, I want Nick to see what he’s missing. Because, I mean, look at my ass, duh. So here’s the plan: I’m gonna take a bath in some excellent lighting. You’ll just happen to be there with a camera. I’ll be face down to highlight my perfect buns, so make sure the bubbles are strategically placed. Then, YOU’RE gonna post the pic but not actually tag me, because, I mean that would be too obvious. I’m gonna pretend to be mad and leave a comment. Then Nick will see it and totally miss the shit out of me!  Sounds perfectly logical. And her master plan just may have worked, because the two were spotted together on a ski trip to Mammoth earlier this month.  What can we say? Well played, Kate. View Slideshow: 22 Adorable Photos of Nick Jonas

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Demi Lovato Posts #NoPhotoshop Selfie From ‘Allure’ Cover Shoot

Demi Lovato covers ‘Allure’ Magazine’s ‘Clean Issue.’

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Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day

Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she’s managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….traditional actors are really just an extension of that…because if you don’t have a following, you’re not worth getting paid. If magazines don’t get excited by your 18th birthday because you can now do nudes and they can jerk off to you for a year guilt free..you aren’t shit…and I guess Bella Thorne who has pretty much gone viral from being on some kids show for pervert dads is that she’s now pushing her social media hard…and using things like bikinis and fitness porn for perverts like me to post for perverts like you because we are all perverts…. I just know a body like this…is in no way 18….this is a lie, she’s lied to us, post your real birth certificate, not your doctored like a powerball ticket birth certificate….because this girl is 40. The post Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day

Vogue has no merit. No integrity. They are just a fucking ad. One giant ad. Not only do they run the Kardashians and the other instagram models associated with the Kardashians on repeat, but they also run movie ads in the form of editorial photoshoots. This is worse than clickbait, but it plays on nostalgia, so moron public like it. They feel it at an emotional level, they giggle and laugh at the joke, because they loved that movie, they think “shit, Zoolander is Real”….and as a marketing play, becuase people are idiots, it’s great… But for Vogue to do this, to compromise content for an ad, just shows you that the magazine is dead. An old weathered Ben Stiller, is famous, and his old tired joke, is done…and Vogue going along with it for money…because you know that’s what this is all about…is garbage.. Penelope Cruz is in it somewhere also…she’s old now too! Old, played out shit, EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vogue for being so cutting edge. The post Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alana Blanchard Is The All-time Hottest Surfer!

Last time I introduced you guys to  Alana Blanchard here, I think I mentioned how she was probably the hottest surfer of all-time. But just in case any of you out there are still on the fence about it, check out this shoot she just did for Stab Magazine . Turns out, in addition to being a world-class surfer, Alana’s also a world-class lingerie model. Now there’s a true double threat. I think I’m in love… » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in… All this to say…weird bikini choice…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day

Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show that is so fucking popular, I don’t even know if it is still on the air, but still so fucking popular it might as well be, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me… Maybe I’m autistic, because I can’t fuck with people fighting off Zombies knowing zombeis don’t exist…it’s a lie…so I can’t wrap my head or imagination around it… But if zombies did exist, and this show was a reality show, I’d be in the front row because I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpse monsters who want to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity would lose….but in the grand scheme of things, it’d be a reset, since our system is totally fucking backwards…and mass death would probably allow us to see what is important….selling survival supplies at a premium… Either way, she’s fit, or fit enough for a Shape or fitness magazine, she’s on TV and should be fit, and these are the pics…I assume her fans can jerk off to because that’s how fans work…they are into the things they are fans of…… I guess she’s in shape, literally, but not necessarily, this magazine has featured Oprah on their cover…they fucking love photoshop.. The post Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Baby Kardashians Wore Matching Pajamas — See The Precious Pic

Kim won #TBT with a festive throwback.

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Taylor Swift Dressed Up As An Elf And Quoted Drake Because ‘Tis The Season

“You used to call me on my elf phone.”

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Cara Delevingne Dressed Up Like A Turkey For Christmas

Cara Delevingne stars in a video for ‘Love’ Magazine’s advent calendar dressed as a turkey.

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