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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.

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Flaunt Magazine Ruined Halsey’s Hotness Forever

I don’t know what it is with these chicks and chopping off all their hair. I guess it’s supposed to make them look edgy or something? But I thought that’s what the tattoos and wearing lingerie in the streets was for. Anyway, Halsey here used to be an up-and-coming pop star hottie , but after this Flaunt Magazine shoot, I’m not so sure anymore. Call me when her hair starts growing back in again. » view all 14 photos

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Barbara Palvin Naked for Love Magazine of the Day

Love magazine gets all the bitches naked, it’s like the manipulative date rapist, up on some Bill Cosby shit, but the magazine version.. All these girls think “I want to be in LOVE”…because everyone loves LOVE…or craves LOVE it is a human condition and need….because LOVE has managed to market themselves as cool or edgy or interesting or who fucking cares…just look at the tits for fashion…. Tits for fashion…something that has always existed, I know because I’ve jerked off to it, but something that I’ve always been classified a porn site, not mainstream, unable to get on ad networks and make millions because I fought for the nipple. I am a feminist, who was too edgy and misunderstood, who is now not edgy at all, in a world of everyone being a pervert and every mainstream site doing nudity…I am blockbuster…a failed attempt at life… Barbara Palvin is also a failure, at least in these pics, once a VS Model, now a chubby girl who may have banged bieber, who may still work with VS but I doubt it, all big, with her big girl tits, not very hot to me…but naked…in LOVE…making moves…exciting…or not..who cares The post Barbara Palvin Naked for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christina Milian Shows Off Her Kitty

OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping for from that headline, but before you report me for false advertising, you’re going to want to check out this sexy Polaroid photoshoot that Christina Milian did for Galore Magazine this month. Speaking of which, who do I talk to about introducing Christina’s cute kitty to the Little Tuna? I think we need to set up a playdate.

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For Starters: ‘The Hooters 6’

No, not those 6 (at top)—though “3 girls x 2 breasts equals 6” is how the late, great rocker Prince explained the name of his all-female group Vanity 6. Rather, the title refers to “six businessmen with absolutely no previous restaurant experience who got together and decided to open a place they couldn’t get kicked out of,” explains OriginalHooters.com about that unlikely origin 34 years ago…. read more

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Skin Links 5.12.17

Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Teachers Fleshbot Joanna Krupa braless in tight dress Taxi Driver Movie Kourtney Kardashian pokies in white tank top The Nip Slip Lara Stone’s big tits for V Magazine Drunken Stepfather Mila Azul topless schoolgirl (header image) Egotastic All Stars Nineteen hottest celebs known by only one name Egotastic Sexy picnic with Skyla Novea Boobie Blog Gia Paige is mad at Netflix WWTDD … read more

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Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day

Financial Times has a magazine called “How to Spend It”…which I guess is some luxury shopping magazine that shows you all the expensive things you can buy – when you’re a very successful investor thanks to Fianancial times, your trusty sidekick, in a corrupt, legal criminals, inflating the value of stocks to make everyone involved stupid rich at the expense of morons everywhere who don’t understand finance. I was listening to something about how Tesla is valued at the same price as GM as a company, yet Tesla and their 120,000 dollar car sell the same amount of cars in one year, as GM does in 3 days… Because it’s Tesla….Amber Heard’s Elon Musk…you don’t need to have the sales to prove the concept…you just have to have the billion dollars, press and concept to fool the idiots.. I heard that UBER loses 100 million dollars a year, every year, yet on paper is worth a ridiculous amount…because concept…it’s an app…people use it.. I heard that AirBNB….valued more than Marriott hotels, is also losing 100s of millions of dollars a year… YET all these people involved are billionaires…living like billionaires and buying magazines called How to Spend it…cuz they have too much money and don’t know where to spend it…it just keeps multiplying you know… The real purpose of the magazine is for the Sugar Babies to figure out how to spend the money, that they think their vaginas deserve, even though all but Amber Heard will be thrown the fuck out when they get too comfortable…because billionaires have options…unless the girl is good actor / manipulator.. These modes areAuguste Abeliunaite, Charlotte Wiggins and Xannie Cater shot by Andrew Yee. Good times. The post Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Naked Underboob

Just in case any of you guys didn’t believe me yesterday , when I was saying how Alessandra Ambrosio is still hands-down one of the hottest women in the supermodel biz, I’m pretty sure this photoshoot she did for Narcisse Magazine ought to settle that argument once and for all. You’ve heard of a mic drop? Well, pretty sure this counts as a pants drop. Continue reading

Nina Daniele for Playboy Croatia of the Day

So apparently Nina Daniele is a model…and Playboy Croatia is a magazine, that you’d assume being from Croatia was some bootleg communist doctrine printed on rationed toilet paper, or old work camp outfits, but apparently they produce better than the American version of the magazine..that is apparently going back to nudity – but that will still suck because no one has any fucking vision these days and taking a hot nude is too easy for girls who take nudes to do – if anything all Playboy is there for is to validate these nude model sluts and the nude model shoots they are doing….so they can write PUBLISHED Model in their bio… FASCINATING… The post Nina Daniele for Playboy Croatia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Is Fit As F%ck

If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave  Shape Magazine  some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches ? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow! Continue reading