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stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad. So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk… Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”… Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good… Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail… GET YOUR RUM BLENDER BLEND YOUR RUM BLENDER LIVE YOUR RUM BLENDER CHECK IT OUT The post stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Graham See Through of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham is the fat girl that SI is using to appear politically correct in an era of social justice warriors who have groups and pages on Facebook and who can collectively target, boycott, ban and write worded emails to the advertisers and the execs at the magazines, basically annoying the fuck out of everyone… So just throw a fat pig of a bitch who represents zero Athletic, unless you think failing at a pilates class once, or walking on the treadmill to justify pigging out on cake is a fitness. And everyone will be ok with the 1000s of pics of hot bodied whores half naked inside the magazine…clever fucks…and while they’re at it, just make sure there’s at least one nipple shot of the pig, so you know she’s not as sloppy a cow as you’d think and that she actually has perkier, full, rounded big tits…like a fat girl…but not like a sloppy fat girl… Maybe she is everything you ever wanted and not just for black and hispanic men who love this big girl shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Ashely Graham See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s also recently divorced from the guy she married from TV, some Comedian, who I guess lost his relevance and turned on her, disallowing her to pose for the magazines, like some kind of psycho fat guy, as all fat guys become, when they get a hot model girl they know are just with them for their money, because when growing up fat, while being equally funny, if not funnier and the success of their comedy is a testament to that, no model bitches wanted his dick…but the fame and fortune…brings thirsty pussy ready to eat your wallet if it’s fat enough.. So dudes who worry about not having a porn dick, you don’t need one, that’s for poor dudes who want hot pussy…if you’re rich, girls will fuck you, anyway you like…but when you break up, they’ll run to the media to try to piss you off…being slutty. The post Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day

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Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno… All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker… The post Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Zoe Kravitz is some uptight looking rich kid on a quest to pave her own way in the world…as her own personality…with her own causes…where she does her own thing…all because of who her parents are…but that doesn’t mean she can’t achieve greatness on her own with the access she has…greatness like getting half naked in GQ…and fully naked in other magazines…on her quest of being some kind of serious artist…or some other nonsense…when really she can play make-belief and it can become a reality…even though art is a fantasy and doesn’t exist…all thanks to trust fund security…. Not that any of that matters, let her be deep and spiritual in her hippie connected to her double half black making her half black hustle…because GQ is known for being a deep and spiritual magazine right? The post Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell Glamour Mexico of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty little lying Shay Mitchell in Glamour Mexico because Hollywood and their soulless youth cast in their really popular and probably sleazy TV shows, must conquer the world. It’s like Americans building their car factories, running their drugs by creating their cartels and killing off their people, and shoving American culture on their people with their resorts, their fashions, their white man AIDS, all while stealing their tacos and women to exploit and present to the world…all while treating Mexicans as second rate citizens wasn’t enough… Now they take over their magazines…

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Kate Hudson Bra of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t find Kate Hudson hot. She’s an old washed up, damaged, mom of two….I mean there may have been a 3 minute period of time when I may or may not have found her good…but from my memory it was when she was 17, and featured in Architectural Digest with her mom, before she decided to leverage her parents and create an acting career of her own…I reach deep into the magazines for teen erotic circa 1994. I don’t think these pictures of her showing her bra, being a mom of at least one kid with a guy she divorced, because she was too busy rolling through countless hollywood dudes, like shit was Tinder before Tinder and every girl was out to fuck. But I am fascinated in the fact that her pussy made Owen Wilson try to kill himself. It’s like why did that story never get told, why did people forget the one interesting thing about Owen Wilson besides his nose… I mean she must have some serious pussy manipulation power to do that to a motherfucker, no matter how broken he is…and while we all collectively remember the good old Kate Hudson days, before she was old and a dump, we can all stare at her bra. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bianca Balti for Esquire Mexico of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model… Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…