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Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming inside her. She’s a nobody, she’s a nothing, she looks like a fucking muppet I want to cum all over and even cum inside at risk of getting her herpes because I figure when her herpes virus meet my herpes virus they’ll have a fuckin herpes party to keep them herpes busy even though she’s over and done with….and pretty much fucking useless…using this pregnancy as her last fucking attempt…

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Joanna Krupa’s Naked for Peta of the Day

Joanna would rather get naked than wear fur because wearing fur never got her out of her Polish immigrant home and inot the magazines, but getting naked did. She’s a glorified fake titty whore who paid Dancing with the Stars to include her as a star despite this being the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career and will be the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career. She’s just a fake titty useless bitch but the reality of it all is that I don’t mind seeing her naked…I actually like it…I just want her to know she’s garbage to help her feel better about her decision when she gets into the lap dancing business at the local stripclub….cuz girls with egos are always a pain in the ass as strippers….the garbage girls who think stripping is the ultimate and all they deserve put a lot more effort in…unfortunately those girls are usually the fat ones….or the ones who are too old or smell….the hot ones always think they’re walking the runway as they are flashing their pussy on stage for 5 dollars a fucking song… This video makes me want a fur carpet to fuck the shit out of Joanna Krupa on….

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Keeley Hazell Showing Off Some Tits of the Day

Here’s some natural looking tits on UK Glamor Model Keeley Hazell for some magazine in the UK that is less uptight than the magazines we have here, because naked tits shouldn’t be considered porn, but for some reason the conservative Christian Americans think it is, maybe because they are old school and like doing what they are told by their bibles, or maybe because they just think this is how the world should operate, while fucking their assistant up the ass in the supply room at his office, because no one is fucking wholesome in this world and the more we repress the shit, the more likely we will end up in jail as child molestors, kiddie pornographer, rapists or dying of fucking AIDS. Let it go people.

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Keeley Hazell Showing Off Some Tits of the Day

The Vice Guide to Creating a Successful Publishing Empire

Perhaps you’ve seen this chart from the Awl , which shows via colorful line graphs exactly how screwed the magazine industry is. (Very screwed.) However, one magazine seems to be weathering the storm quite well. Vice

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Sarah Palin a Bit Heartbroken by Levi’s "Aspiring Porn" Career

How dare Levi Johnston say Sarah Palin never went to a hockey game! As Oprah Winfrey ticked off a list of unflattering things that Johnston has said about the Palin family since…

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Sarah Palin a Bit Heartbroken by Levi’s "Aspiring Porn" Career

Live Right Now! Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere

Everything else was just a warm-up. The mall tour, the magazines, the gossip—all of it just the opening act for this: the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. The entire Twilight..

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Live Right Now! Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere

Some More Pics of Sophie Monk Showing Off her Legs of the Day

Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of felt, fake hair and a wild imagination, anything can fucking happen, even Sophie Monk. The only reason I post on her is because I like the fact that her fiance, who is probably the lamest motherfucker in the music industry, ditched her for fucking Paris Hilton, that’s seriously fucking insulting and seeing her struggle to get attention by calling the paparazzi, getting in bikins and all that shit, because it turns out he was her strategy to get in the magazines before, is even funnier than the fact that she got Paris Hiton’s herpes all over her twat…

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The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google

Another month, another glossy fashion magazine spread for Marissa Mayer , this time in Glamour . We get it, already: the Google veep is a computer scientist in Oscar de la Renta; a nerd invited to prom

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The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google

Cellphone Non-Users: An Ethnographic Study

85 percent of adult Americans have cellphones, which means 15 percent don’t. Who are these mysterious, ringtone-free luddites

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Graydon Carter Jets to Bermuda While Layoffs Hit Vanity Fair?

Amid all of the carnage at Conde Nast this month, rumors were floating that Si Newhouse was sheltering his three most precious magazines: the New Yorker , Vogue , and Vanity Fair . Well; the part about Vanity Fair , at least, was wrong. Keith Kelly reports that VF got slammed with layoffs yesterday—layoffs that were made worse by what may have been the company’s protection of the magazine during its last round of cutbacks.

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Graydon Carter Jets to Bermuda While Layoffs Hit Vanity Fair?