Malinda Williams flicks it up for Rolling Out magazine and talks longevity in Hollyweird Malinda Williams Covers Rolling Out Magazine Brown-skinned beauty Malinda Williams has been in Hollyweird for quite some time now and she recently sat down with Rolling Out magazine for a stylish photo shoot and a little conversation. via Rolling Out How do you maintain your longevity in the entertainment industry? I definitely feel I have been blessed with a charmed life. One of my advantages I think I have is I have a “youthful” look, so that’s great and adds to my longevity. I played a teenager for a very long time, a young lady for a very long time. It lengthens the time span of playing different roles. I like to choose roles and create a résumé that affects an audience in an emotional way. The saying goes “People will forget what you said to them but they will never forget how you made them feel.” It’s always been about how I make [the audience] feel. In addition to spilling the beans on her secret to staying in the limelight, Malinda also opened up about how she’s stayed fly over the years. Top five beauty products you use? I actually have in my kitchen — above the dishes, plates, the cups and wine glasses — a section for all my hair products [laughs]. For my face, I always like to mix a moisturizer with essential oils. I love Bobbi Brown [products], but I will shop at Walmart in a heartbeat and pick up lipstick I think is fabulous. If it’s good, it’s good. The cheaper the better … [laughs]. How do you stay in shape? Well, I am blessed with good genes and don’t have to work out all the time. I have a grandfather who is 103 years old and still is walking on his own. We have good genes and we “grilled” my grandfather on what he eats [to stay so healthy]. He eats lots of prunes and yams — at least a yam a day. You will still see me at a drive-thru at McDonald’s ordering a cheeseburger with some fries [laughs]. Well, whatever she’s doing is obviously working, riiiigght? Check out a few more pics from her photo shoot on the flip.
Do tell… Jennifer Lawrence Tells Embarrassing Sex Toy Story Via EOnline Adding to her already long list of outrageous quotes, the funny actress appeared on Conan to chat about her new movie American Hustle, and shared that if she wasn’t in show business, she’d want to be a maid. Why, you ask? Well, because she enjoys spraying stuff and making the bed and—most importantly—snooping around people’s stuff. Speaking of snooping, J.Law had a very interesting (and awkward, hilarious, memorable…you name it) story about her maid coming across a number of sex toys. “This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story,” Lawrence said. “I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.” You shouldn’t need much more motivation to press play to hear the rest of JLaw’s story below. Hilarious story, but Katniss can’t convince us that she didn’t use at least ONE of those butt plugs, sorry. Image via WENN
Nicole Scherzinger posted her bikini to VINE and it looks like she’s far more womanly than she was in the Pussycat Doll era, back when she was fucking ripped, so ripped people assumed she was a dude in lingerie with a voice of an angel and better dance moves than the rest – in what could have been the because drag show to happen in mainstream entertainment…. A drag show that based on her new found hip to waist ratio, that probably was never a drag show at all, meaning all those times you masturbated to her, were far less gay than you probably thought they were, but she’s still got a pretty hard face…. Well, here she is being liberal with her womanly body at low resolution, so you don’t have to be distracted by her beard.
Alessandra Ambrosio is so bendy she can suck her own dick, I mean provided she had a dick, and wasn’t a top lingerie model with a couple of kids, who like so many other women, just do yoga, which happens to be porn to me, and can touch their fucking toes with their faces, in ways that shit is erotic and exotic and unhuman, especially married to a woman who can’t even wipe her own ass…. All making me question my existence, my choices and why I’m not in a Yoga class right now, daily, with all the moms trying as hard as they can to stay sexy. Not because they have million dollar modeling contracts like this one, but because they can’t live with the idea of losing their sex appeal while their husbands are fucking the maid, nanny, secretary, young and eager new sales girl on the team, etc. or more importantly, with all the 20 somethings, who just want to look good in leggings and choose yoga as their outlet… I’m too lazy, so I’ll just look at pics rather than actually living it….good enough for me..and my lifestyle choices. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Timbo, you got some ‘splainin’ to do! Insurance Company Suspicious Of Fraud In Timbaland’s $1.8 Million Stolen Watch Claim According to TMZ reports : Timbaland is a big fat liar who’s trying to get one over on his insurance company by filing a bogus $1.8 million claim over a missing watch … this according to legal docs filed by the insurance company. TMZ broke the story … Timbaland filed a lawsuit against American Home Assurance Company claiming his 2-year-old daughter lost his Jacob & Co. watch bedazzled with 30 carats of diamonds … and the insurance company won’t ante up. But in new legal docs … A.H.A.C. claims it doesn’t owe Timbaland a dime — claiming he’s been as slippery as a seal, lying like a rug. The insurance company claims: — Timbaland bought the watch for $900,000 but insured it for TWICE the purchase price. — Timbaland reported the watch stolen … but 4 months later claimed his daughter misplaced it. — Everyone involved told a different story … the wife implicated another female, the assistant implicated the maid, the maid only copped to sleeping with Timbaland’s brother-in-law and the brother-in-law refused to cooperate. No one ever mentioned the daughter losing the watch, like Timbaland belatedly claimed. Not for nothin’ Timbo has WAY too much money to by lying about some silly-a$$ watch. That said, sometimes people just ain’t isht and even rich muhfuggas want “free” money, but maybe Tim should have gotten everyone on the same page before filing his claim. Just a thought. Image via Facebook
It’s a chilly week for theatrical nudity, but Netflix has got a burning hot lineup that will keep you warm at home! First up it’s Sarah Silverman ’s full frontal debut and #2 on Mr. Skin’s Top Ten Nude Scenes of 2012 , Take This Waltz (2012). This SKINstant classic also features the funbags and fur of petite pixie Michelle Williams in three outstanding scenes. If you need more than that, Christina Ricci shows her chichis in Bel Ami (2012), a Roger Corman classic gets a boob-baring update in Attack of the 50ft Cheerleader (2012), and Kim van Kooten bares it all in Phileine Says Sorry (2003). Finally, it doesn’t contain nudity but we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention Alexandra Breckenridge ’s excellent panty-clad can in American Horror Story . When the maid looks like that, you’ll want to get dirty! See pics after the jump!
Canadian actor Jonathan Frid, star of the original Dark Shadows, has died at the age of 87. He passed away Friday in his hometown of Hamilton, Ontario. Frid was best known as the benign vampire Barnabas Collins on ABC’s gothic soap opera from 1967-71 and in the 1970 movie House Of Dark Shadows . Jonathan Frid also has a cameo in Warner Bros’ upcoming Dark Shadows reboot, directed by the great Tim Burton, as an older version of Barnabas. He meets up with the younger version of himself, played by Johnny Depp. While Frid wasn’t in Dark Shadows during its 1966 debut, his elegantly fiendish Barnabas quickly became the star when he joined several months later. After the series ended, Frid returned to theater, performing Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare and a long run on Broadway in Arsenic And Old Lace.
Move aside, Basketball Wives . Step off, Jenelle Evans. Two girls on TLC’s My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding just set the new high water mark for reality TV fights, and it may take a long time to top this. At a wedding in West Virginia, two girls (one from each side of the family) got into it after one said the soon-to-be newlyweds are basically a bad fit. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Fight Mellie (the smaller of the two) hails from the groom’s side, while Diamond was the maid of honor on the bride’s side. There was no love lost to start with. The tipping point came after the ceremony, though, when Mellie began running her mouth about how the bride and groom don’t belong together. Diamond then shoved Mellie to the ground HARD … outside the church. The ladies proceeded to beat the ever-loving snot out of each other, tearing at clothing, rolling around on the ground until they were both half naked, etc. Your move, Jenelle .
Dear Bossip , I need help. I met this guy on a dating site and I have fallen in love with him. I really don’t believe he feels the same way. I spend days at a time at his house cooking and cleaning up his apartment. He tells me he misses me, but I really think he misses me cooking and cleaning for him because his house is always a hot mess when I come back. And to make matters worst I recently went back on the dating site only to find he is still active on it. Also, he told me he wish he could date his female best friend. I’m at a cross roads with him. He frequently tells me he does not have a girl friend, which includes me, yet, he encourages me to spend time with his mother. I’m at the point of just walking away. – Feeling Like A Housemaid Dear Ms. Feeling Like A Housemaid , Ma’am…ma’am…. Could you lean into the computer screen. Closer. Closer. Closer. WHOMP! (That’s me knocking you upside your damn head!) I don’t understand some of you women sometimes. Like, really, where do you live? Have your brains suffered that much damage from wearing them too tight weaves that you can’t think or comprehend any longer? Have men really f’d up your sense of judgment? Is the d**k that potent that you forget who you are? If every time you go to this man’s home, and you are cleaning his apartment, and cooking for him, yet, he hasn’t made you his woman, or even acknowledges you as his girlfriend, then, yes, dumbass, you are a housemaid. You are a convenient piece of ass with nothing else to offer. The sad part is that you are a housemaid who is not even being compensated for your time, or work. But, I bet any amount of money that you are that one trick he knows he can call on whenever he needs something. I bet you pay some of his bills, too, don’t you? I bet you take your EBT card and hit up Piggly Wiggly and stock up on groceries to take to his home to fill up his fridge and cabinets. SMDH! You are truly simple. Simple. Simple. Simple. This man has said to you that he wished he could date his female best friend. He didn’t say he could or would date you. He didn’t say he could or would make you his woman. Yet, he has no problem with you coming to his home and cleaning and cooking for him. He has no problem banging your back out on the fresh linens you washed and put on his bed. And, what’s so sad about you is that you wait on his calls with baited breath because you have no life, no self-esteem, and no sense of worth. He calls you up casually and says he “misses” you and wants you to come over and take care of him. (Cocks head to the side). Yes, Ms. Get-A-Freaking-Clue, you’re right with your observation that when he says he misses you it’s because he only misses you cleaning his apartment and cooking for him. WOW! (Talking in baby talk to you – Did you come up with that conclusion all by yourself? You are a good girl. A real good girl. How do you think you should be rewarded?) But, here’s another clue – As he’s sitting in his dirty ass apartment, and his other woman, or women, are coming through, he doesn’t want to appear like he’s a dirty ass bum, so he calls you (the dumb chick who jets over to his crib like the Speedy Gonzales you are), and you provide your dutiful services of housemaid washing the dirty sex stained sheets he’s been screwing his other women on. Simple. Simple. Simple. Let’s move forward. When a man tells you that he is interested in another woman, i.e., best friend, baby momma, or some random chick he’s been screwing for a minute, then, uhm, sweetie, it’s time to start back stepping out his house and out of his life. His affection, heart, and attention are focused on whom? I’ll give you a clue – NOT YOU! He doesn’t see you. He has no vision for you. And, if you went back on the dating site where you met him, and he is still active on the site, then, in all your wisdom, in all your knowing, and in all your common sense, do you think he will ever, ever, ever make you his woman or settle down with you? (Starts filing my nails. I’ll wait while you ponder this.) Yet, you are up in his house, in his face for days at a time, cleaning his apartment, washing his clothes, scrubbing the floors, and have pots of food cooking on all eyes on the stove, and with something baking in the oven. And, on top of that, he frequently tells you that he does not have a girlfriend. When he is piping you down does he make you wear your maid outfit, too? Ms. Honey, that man is not, never, ever going to make you his woman. You’re the help. And, what do we say about the help – We don’t date the help, sweetie. Girl, please stop being a chamber maid for this man. You are not his maid, housewife, woman, girlfriend, momma, or grand momma. Tell that trifling bum to kick rocks and eat dirt. He’s a grown ass man calling you to clean up his house and cook for him, and your happy d**k thirsty dumbass is doing it for free? Please make it stop baby Jesus! The next time he calls you tell him that you have an invoice for him for your cleaning and cooking services. Let him know that you need payment in full. Not 30 days, not next week, and not tomorrow. But, today! It should tally up to about a couple of thousands of dollars. And, I’m being generous. Then, I want you to walk away. With all your courage, with all your might, and with all your strength, I want you to free yourself and stop allowing yourself to be used, and taken advantage of by this shiftless, tired, and lazy ass bum. Reclaim your life, your sanity, and your EBT card. Hold it up and yell from the mountaintops, “It’s my card and I own it now!” Then, I want you to claim victory and freedom. Claim and re-inherit your vagina from his clutches. Don’t be a victim any longer to the d**k. I know it’s going to be hard, but you can do it. You can let it go, and no longer be held hostage to the d**k. Run, Cora, Run! Be free! Free at last! – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15), and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
The cops were called to Nicki Minaj’s Hollywood home after Nicki allegedly got into an altercation with her ex-maid. TMZ reports “Nicki’s maid took a photo of the singer out of the trash and then asked Nicki to sign it. Nicki got p****d and fired her.” Family Dinner Night – Peruvian-Style – at Pio Pio The maid later came back to the residence where Nicki became enraged and told her to leave. A source claims “the maid stood her ground, demanding not to be “treated like an animal” — at which point, Nicki allegedly said, “I’ll show you how to treat someone like an animal … get the f**k out of my house!” Nicki’s alleged boyfriend jumped into the mix and shoved the maid. The maid’s boss called the cops and filed a battery report. According to TMZ “One source says — contrary to what the cops say – Nicki actually made a mistake, saw another maid and assumed she was the one Nicki had fired.” Either way it seems like Nicki is becoming bit of a diva. Nicki Minaj: “I Was Scared Of Sex” Nicki Minaj Reveals Past Suicidal Thoughts: “What Would Happen If I Just Didn’t Wake Up?” Caught On Tape: Nicki Minaj Attack [AUDIO]
