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Woman with 6 Nipples of the Day

A little known fact about me, mainly because no one cares to ask about little known facts about me, because no one cares about me, is that I have 3 nipples. I remember when I first noticed the shit growing up and I thought it was just a birthmark, until one day having a doctor tell me I had three nipples in a routine check-up when I was 14, making me insecure as shit about swimming classes and hanging at beaches, leading to me over-eating and drinking to numb the pain, until becoming too fat to notice a third nipple on provided I was topless, because people would be too amazed or disgusted seeing me topless and walking around with a gut like mine, until eventually I stopped finding the third nipple weird and stopped really caring…but then I saw this video, and this bitch and her 6 nipples is fucking disgusting, send her to the fuckin’ barn and milk her like the cow she is, because seeing this is horrible and unnatural.

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Pink Trying to Be Sexy of the Day

I am not too sure what Cary Hart was thinking by casting his “chick” Pink to model his clothing line, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with him thinking she is the hottest thing in the world, considering he married her…twice.

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Rihanna’s Got Shitty Friends of the Day

I get it, Rihanna’s got such an exclusive life that people just don’t get it. Normal people just don’t know what it is like being a puppet to record execs who tell you what to sing, when to sing, how to sing, then shove your music thru filters and computers to make you sound worth listening to, fitting you into the equation that makes them a lot richer than you are, and that’s why you’re just the puppet.

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Russell Simmons and His Adult Lisp Gets Young Pussy of the Day

When you are this music exec, pussy comes fucking easy, even when you pull some gay spiritual bullshit on a bitch, like running your hand in front of her chest in some ancient native energy swapping technique, to trick the young girls into thinking he’s got substance and healing powers as to run game without sounding like a music exec using his music exec status as the core of his pussy hunting strategy and I am sure we would all be doing the same thing, cuz old pussy is boring pussy and young pussy, even if on someone not necessarily hot, is still young fucking pussy, that’s more than willing to get in bed with you with little work, just a dream of being a famous singer one day and the whole thing should upset you, mainly because he has an adult lisp and people with adult lisps should really just be laughed out of a room for sounding like they are 5 years old…., Pics via Bauer

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Michael Bay and His Prostitute Date of the Day

Michael Bay is all over the news lately, mainly because Megan Fox compared him to Hilter and Napolean before going into how much of a socially awkward geek he is, and here he is with some no name girl who most people refer to as a hooker, at least based on her hair and outfit, I assume that’s what she is but based on her facial expression she could be something motherfucker left behind in a whore’s uterus back in Nam or some shit. Either way, I’m sure she licks asshole

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Latoya Jackson’s Hot Date with Ed Hardy of the Day

Since jerking off to fresh Michael Jackson material isn’t possible cuz he’s dead, I’m forced to go to his stand-in, his stunt-double, his soulmate in surgery and possibly even the real Michael Jackson for all we know who lived out his dream of being a Playboy playmate 15 years ago.

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Some More Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures of the Day

Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with Cindy Crawford? Well it wasn’t exactly sex.

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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sexy Pics of the Day

I guess Vanessa Hudgens was bored when Montreal shooting her new movie, mainly because she never called me to hang out, and everyone know’s I am a whole lot of fuckin’ fun, especially when I dirty dance like I was Patrick Swayze, post terminal cancer, not when he was still virile, because these nude/topless/sexy pics of her have hit the internet. I guess it is possible that this isn’t her, but I like to think that it is, because it makes my life work feel a little more relevant, not to mention if you were dating a faggot like she was, and not realize he’s gay, like she doesn’t, you’d start pullin’ all the stops to try to turn the motherfucker on, since being a chick who gets rejected for sex fucks with your self esteem a lot and makes you do things like this.

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Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit. Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics…

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Gay Amputee Singing Mariah Carey’s Obsessed of the Day

I am all for disabilities, if anything being a gay amputee would be an asset in the gay world.

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Gay Amputee Singing Mariah Carey’s Obsessed of the Day