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Carly Craig in Me in My Place of the Day

So Carly Craig is some bitch is the daughter and sister of pro baseball players…..more importantly…she apparently has some internet following for songs she makes on yougutbe….not that I’ve ever seen them…or care to see them…since female comedy always offends me and not in a comedic way….just in a you’re obvious and boring kinda way….but she managed to take that internet fame to the mainstream by co-starring in Hall Pass….with Owen Wilson….. I don’t find her hot….she has an old, manly face….but her ass is pretty ridiculous, round and lovely….so I guess I get why Esquire and my homie at Me In My Place chose her to feature….I mean that and her willingness to get half naked to promote her roll in Three Stooges cuz at 32…she has limited time and thus no time to fuck around….get shit straight to the point….she’s not 20 anymore…. but I’d probably eat her ass like she was…. IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ESQUIRE VIDEO OF THE SHOOT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sasha Grey in Interview Magazine of the Day

The weirdest shit to me is that Sasha Grey managed to market herself as some kind of performing artist….who’s art is getting throat fucked….instead of ass some gutter whore with daddy issues and no shame because she likes the attention and more importantly the easy money that is far better than working in a stripclub or brothel for…. She’s seen as this mainstream cross over legitimate force….and now she’s doing fashion spreads for magazines like Interview….instead of being frowned upon in society of the gutter trash she is….. From gang bang and throat rape and getting fucked up the ass to taking on this…like she’s got anything interesting to offer other than her pussy and ass and mouth we’ve all seen violated….It just doesn’t make sense….send her back to where she belongs…the whole thing offends me more than any of her porn probably offends a religious person…

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Tila Tequila Almost Died of a Brain Aneurysm and Drug Overdose for Publicity of the Day

I know, I thought she was already dead. I mean cuz her career that never should have been kinda faded….. But whenever Tila Tequila has a Brain Aneurysm and downs two bottles of prescription pills and almost dies….claiming she hasn’t recovered in efforts to draw some attention to herself so that she gets in the media again because being a Myspace whore with millions of fake friends the mainstream media thought was real friends, leading to her landing in Playboy and Getting on TV on some of the dumbest shit ever to be on TV…doesn’t have longevity….. I feel the need to WATCH HER SEX TAPE that was her last publicity stunt before converting to being jewish in efforts to re-invent her career hoping as hard as she can to keep it going….but from sex tape to suicide….she’s always failing……..she’s just bullshit human…which is too bad, cuz I’ve met her and she was actually pretty nice…oh well…we all die sometime…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SEX TAPE GET IT

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Ioanna Ntenti Amazing Model Tits of the Day

My next wife. the one I end up knocking up and having a family with, after this site makes me a billion dollars cuz it becomes a cult classic, eventually tricking the mainstream….is gonna be a model… See up until this point, life’s been pretty shit…women have been shit, the wife has been shit, and after eating the shit for this long, I feel I deserve to be with a model with great tits…. The reason I like models is simple…they are cool, hot and secure in their looks cuz people pay them for their looks and thus secure in themselves…allowing them to focus on what is important…having fun…in a life of luxury with no fucking stress cuz they have the easiest fucking jobs…. Her name is Ioanna Ntenti. She’s from Greece and thus has two vaginas…one in her asshole and the other where traditional non greek pussies go….and she’s topless for tank magazine…and I’m liking it…so much I can practically smell the shit on my dick…but that could be totally unrelated to these pics….if you know what I mean.

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As Predicted, Sony Classics Gets Smashed

I wouldn’t brag were it not Monday morning and it’s the only thing keeping me from walking in front of a bus, so: The final piece of Movieline’s Sundance 2012 Bidding-War puzzle has fallen into place, with director James Ponsoldt’s boozehound relationship drama Smashed going to the estimable Sony Pictures Classics. Five-for-five! High five? Smashed is the last of the year’s projected Sundance darlings to officially find a distribution deal, with The Surrogate , Bachelorette , Arbitrage and Red Lights all spoken for in the month-plus since the festival came and went. Moreover, its showcase for Mary Elizabeth Winstead as a young teacher battling the vicissitudes of alcoholism may yet prove to fall in line with SPC’s recent underdog awards tradition — the one that found Melissa Leo ( Frozen River ) and Jacki Weaver ( Animal Kingdom ) coming out of late-summer platform releases to compete with the mainstream favorites at the Oscars. (A press release sent to Movieline HQ did not specify a release date.) “The role asks Winstead to run the full gamut, from game good-time girl and stimulating teacher to shell-shocked morning-after casualty and adamant survivor,” wrote Hollywood Reporter critic Todd McCarthy from Park City. “She’s terrific at it all, far surpassing the promise she indicated in Death Proof and Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World .” Probably not coincidentally, recently crowned Oscar-winner Octavia Spencer and Breaking Bad Emmy-winner Aaron Paul co-star. Everybody in the awards pool, etc. Or not, just throwing that out there. Either way, congrats to Team Smashed ! Morning hours notwithstanding, surely this calls for a drink? Whatever, I’m having one anyway. Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Rooney Mara’s Showing Off Little Tit of the Day

I personally prefer watching her getting raped…not raped in general….raped in a movie…which isn’t raped at all…it’s called making millions and being propelled into the mainstream faster than any acting job can…..and it’s not that I have a rape fetish…or appreciate the passion of rape…it’s that I like seeing a bitch naked better than a bitch showing cleavage…not to mention the RAPE SCENE ISN’T EVEN GOOD …. I’m always taken out of context, just yesterday I wrote that two girls threw a snowball at me while I was walking by, and laughed in my face, like I’m some kind of joke, so I called my pedophile friend and gave him their address, to teach them who’s got the last laugh now…..people got mad even though obviously….I don’t have pedophile friends….and was just making a joke….idiots…

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Lindsay Lohan Flashing Her Ass for Love Magazine Outtakes of the Day

My claim to fame is that 2.5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan took a liking to me and followed me on Twitter, texted me non stop and even invited me to her hotel room to watch her dance in her pajamas to her unreleased album…She cried about Ronson….I hugged her and felt her amazing tits against my chest….and then she lost interest, changed her number, unfollowed me on twitter, disappeared, went through all her court dates….was unable to land a job and I like to think both are direcly corelated…. Terry Richardson’s claim to fame is that he was a NYC hipster photographer with a trust fund and a dream…immitating artist photographers….and re-inventing it for the mainstream….losing his touch of sleaze that made him worth paying attention to in the first place…but always retaining his celebrity friends…who people want to see pics of….it’s smart marketing… Here are the outtakes from this LOVE MAGAZINE SHOOT ….and i’m digging them….cuz Lohan’s still hot…even if she’s photoshopped and actually is a wreck…since pictures are the only interraction I have with her now….

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Maria Menounos Is A Tight Little Package

Maria Menounos has been doing a really good job lately getting her hotness a little more exposure than usual, hanging out in tiny little bikinis and now walking around in a skin tight dress for me. I like it. I’ve been in love with this hottie for years and always wondered why she wasn’t getting enough attention from the mainstream perverts like myself. Those days seem to be a thing of the past and hopefully we’ll be getting even more hot shots of the Greek Goddess as time goes by.

Rand Paul: Stop Trying to Marginalize Ron Paul!

Ron Paul’s son and campaign surrogate Rand Paul is making the media rounds, laying into his competition and challenging the notion that Paul is unelectable. The U.S. Senator from Kentucky says his dad, who claimed one of three tickets out of Iowa , has a lot of money to continue pursuing the Republican presidential nomination. He fears, however, the oft-repeated media theorem that Ron Paul can’t win will become a self-fulfilling prophecy. The “unelectable” argument is one he adamantly refutes. Specifically, Rand Paul took issue with Rick Santorum ‘s foreign policy in an interview with CNN, suggesting that he, not Paul, is the one out of the mainstream. Listen to Rand’s comments below and see if you agree: Rand Paul on CNN

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Sasha Grey in Tits in Melt With You of the Day

So Sasha Grey, one of the dirtier pornstars, who you know is full of shit, exceept maybe actual shit, especially before a hardcore Anal scene, but full of shit in concept, being all goth and trying to intellectualize her porn career as being some performing art shit…when really it is just some throat fucking shit….but people buy the fuck into it and even gave her work in the mainstream…the movie is called Melt with You…it seems kinda gay….you know with the dudes making out….but you get to se her titties…even though google will let you see way more hetero, hardcore fucking…I’m talking EVERYTHING..but I’m posting it because I hate it….not because I endorse it…Porn chicks should stay in porn….

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