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Farrah Abraham in Some Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I think it is safe to say that the most interesting bikini photoshoot put out today – is my girl Farrah Abraham…who with her new weird looking face is still a wonderful slutty teen who got knocked up because she didn’t make him pull out…but who unlike other slutty teens was able to make it work for her and instead of an abortion she cleverly got herself onto a TV show…that paved the way for her to get that taste of fame and relevance…that allowed her to do things like porno videos that made me more money than I ever made…so in a lot of ways she’s a business partner, or maybe even an employer…thanks to people reallly being into watching her squirting clip… I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I am into all the hookers, cocaine and other fun things I blew all that money on…. So in a lot of ways – we are in this famewhoring together baby…. So fuck SI SWIM…when girls like Farrah bring the goods…. The post Farrah Abraham in Some Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scarlett Johansson Playboy Pics are a real Win of the Day

Playboy tried to pull a Sports Illustrated, you know get a bunch of press their huge announcement that they will go back to nudity they never left and take their SFW attempt at Instagram style photos that have no nudity…while instagram has nudity….and throw it out the window…because it was a terrible idea… That whole no nipple in Playboy when nipples are everywhere in the mainstream…people are beyond hating on nipples…and Playboy despite having a brand of classy nudes to uphold…didn’t stay consistent like idiots….and did that no nipple…. Only to bring back the nipple with 3-4 models I’ve never heard of and I do this all day..but assume I can find naked on their model mayhem accounts… While doing this Scarlett Johannson shoot for the same nudity issue of Playboy…in their whole “Look at us we’re back”…without geetting the one person we’d want to see nude…nude… They launched the magazine with unseen Marilyn Monroe nudes – in an era you never saw Marilyn Monroe naked…and she was a huge fucking star…they’ve had so many other non nude actors get nude…THAT WAS THE POINT OF THEM….so instead of using Scar Jo and her already seen thanks to her sexting nudes…and convincing her with a fat check to get nude….they did some lesbian gym teach on photo day shoot with her… What the fuck is wrong with this people…unreal… The post Scarlett Johansson Playboy Pics are a real Win of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stern See through of the Day

I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I have posted pictures of her – I still don’t remember her…That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes…because there is too much noise out there all I want to do is by suffocated by her massive tits – that are making a dent in the social media world everyone is obsessed with….but that I would rather were dented by by erection banging into them….because I am staring them…but in the next few minutes I will be sure I’ll move onto new tits exposed for random bullshit trying to get famous… The post Emma Stern See through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day

Stella Maxwell was on set in Miami shooting the very important Victoria’s Secret catalog / website content for their new collection of made in China, despite TRUMP’s reign, low quality lingerie, so that people who you don’t want to see in their underwear, even though I want to see everyone in their underwear…. You know, this overpriced nonsense that makes business men rich as fuck and that people eat up, and not just dudes who have dirty panty fetishes like me, you know sneaking into laudnromats for that shit stain…but real people, who work and love consuming mall brands because it is familiar.. Either way, I don’t know how she made it into the mix, she pulled some fucking scams, sure she’s a tall skinny model…who attached herself to Barbara Palvin’s agency and got into the scene…and sure she played the lesbian, the intersex androngynist hipster in this feminist world, getting naked with her uneven tits and owning it cuz she didn’t look showered…it was a thing….a thing that turned into this mainstream, commercial, cashing in, low concept shit…all thanks to a scandal romance with MILEY, and growing her hair out…and sure she’s tall and skinny…but her face is wonky and weird…she knows her angles..both physically and how to scam her way in and now she’s an angel…with a little boy ass and a cameltoe bigger than Lesbians should have…..you know since they hate dick….as if Stella Maxwell hates dicks….she’ll fuck anything to get ahead…and ahead she’s pulled off….lots of times… The post Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katherine McPhee Killer Bikini Selfie of the Day

I love fries… I crave fries everyday…but I deprive myself of fries knowing that despite liking a slow death, eating them three times a day is not good…. So when staring at Katherine McPhee in her bikini – all I see in this picture is fries…. I guess when impotence and low testosterone take over your pathetic alocoholic life…you’re food addiction takes over your perversion – and you end up just craving foods like a chick on her period…despite there being a very fertile girl from American Idol, who has historically fucked old dudes…huge titties, ready to breast feed the world, in a meal of their own…participating in the french fry fetish… This selfie is one of the best…good work…McPhee… The post Katherine McPhee Killer Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day

Luckily for Bella Thorne – she’s not on her period – I don’t know if she’s old enough to have a period – but probably has her period thanks to her parents exploiting her at a young age – traumatic – she just doesn’t even know it, the hormones in the food and the fact that she’s actually a 40 year old…pretending to be 18…to relive the moment and make it happen for her – and happen is happening, with her 15 million followers thanks to being slutty in pictures but not too slutty so that she can maintain her mainstream acting career…which is super fucking weird…but not really – since instagram is everything- instagram is life – just ask Mark Zuckerberg as he counts his fucking money… She’s still on Vacation, still in a bikini, but will continue to be in bikinis, even after this vacation is over…because that’s how it works. Instagram. The post Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Luckily for Bella Thorne – she’s not on her period – I don’t know if she’s old enough to have a period – but probably has her period thanks to her parents exploiting her at a young age – traumatic – she just doesn’t even know it, the hormones in the food and the fact that she’s actually a 40 year old…pretending to be 18…to relive the moment and make it happen for her – and happen is happening, with her 15 million followers thanks to being slutty in pictures but not too slutty so that she can maintain her mainstream acting career…which is super fucking weird…but not really – since instagram is everything- instagram is life – just ask Mark Zuckerberg as he counts his fucking money… She’s still on Vacation, still in a bikini, but will continue to be in bikinis, even after this vacation is over…because that’s how it works. Instagram. The post Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Uses Drone to Catch Wife Cheating (I call Fake) and Other Videos of the Day

Bottle Opener of the Day… Low Budget Music Video Fail… 20,000 Ducks – Cross the Road Shoplifter VS Security Russian Kids shot dogs, their mom in the leg, at the cops – then killed themselves – all while broadcasting to social media – weird Stripping a Bridesmaid at a Wedding… Creepy Breast Feed of the Day The post Man Uses Drone to Catch Wife Cheating (I call Fake) and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Barbie of the Day

A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 14, 2016 at 4:48pm PST Mattel has decided to hop on a trend, the fat trend, because fat is in, people are fat, and why not speak to the fat people who complain all the time about how fat is misrepresented in the mainstream, when it should be stigmatized and made fun of – due to being unhealthy… So they partnered up with Fat model, who got off her fat ass, but took her fat whining to create a career as a fat chick in a fat world, and created a fat barbie in her image… I am sure it’s a dream for all girls to have a barbie in their images, even if it looks like it’s Kim Kardashian…a monster..or a tranny….even though it is shitting on their legacy of unrealistic expectations that is handed out to little girls at a young age to fuck them up proper enough that they turn into activists like Ashley Graham for fatness….to try to give kids a positive influence by saying “it’s ok to be fat and to aspire to be fat”….instead of feeling inadequate their entire lives because they will never be as hot as the Barbies they are obsessed with and play with – even after surgeries to look more like Barbie….something a lot of girls do. BUT…I prefer aspirational Barbie…not settle, be lazy and die a premature death Barbie….but the world…it is a changing… The post Fat Barbie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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