While the majority of the public still view Omarion as boy band singer, he has very much come into his own as a man. He discusses this and more with The Breakfast Club…. Continue
Sara Malakul Lane is this amazing creature and I call her a creature because she’s half asian, and asians are robots or aliens…but that doesn’t mean they aren’t good to have sex with, in fact, it makes them better… She was a soap star or child star in Thailand, and now she’s in America…hopefully for the fat people…and not fame and fortune…because under that assumption and as a fat person…I can give her all she needs…totally ready to suffocate on her while she’s sitting on my face…I can pretend her ass is an all you can eat buffet….and if I die in the process…I’ll be glad it happened…I’ve been trying to eat myself to death for decades…this would be a good end to a horrible story…. That said, she hasn’t necessarily made it as a huge A List start, but that doesn’t mean she won’t…she’s just getting started and she’s making a movie a month…more importantly…she is one of those big breasted asian actors totally eager and willing to get naked in movies because it is sure as hell better than doing Thai Ping Pong shows, at least according to her and not me, because according to me, life would be better if I could buy you for 5 dollars an hour, instead of staring at screen and renting her movie Jailbait for 5 dollars…because some of us still rent DVDs…the Video Store is the one place you can find girls who aren’t uppity… Here are a bunch of the nudes from the movie..because that is the kind of acting I’ve always loved.
So according to Paula Deen, this Black guy in the NFL came out…and according to people watching this video…he has what could be a boner in spandex because as a gay guy…spandex probably makes him feel like a pretty little lady…or more importantly…as a gay guy…he’s probably feeling like he’s on set of a gay porn he’s starring in…all those strong muscular professional athletes bending and stretching in front of him…oh shit just wait for the locker room…where you know he’s grabbing his ankles hoping someone initiates him…not that I care…it’s just funny… Here’s a black man who is against gay black males coming out and who blames Obama and Oprah…so he’s making an announcement…”Obama has released the homo demon on the black man, look out black woman, a white homo may take your man….”…Good job Atlah Church for being as ignorant as fuck…insane… If you’re anti boner videos, here’s a reporter Eats her Own Snot on TV of the Day
I follow Purienne on instagram …he is a photographer who takes pretty next level pictures of pretty next level girls… So in my nightly instagram masturbation…I saw him post a picture or two from this set with model Anastasia Krivosheeva …a model who in the event you didn’t’ realize by her insane fucking name…is Russian…and unlike other Russians, who end up as mail order brides or cam girls, she’s made it to America and is signed to some pretty heavy hitting model agencies….which means that she’s pretty fucking top tier…that or she has Russian Billionaire parents, which is possible…because not all hot Russian babes are poor as shit and desperate…just the majority of them… I don’t know what this is for…but I know it’s perfect…seriously…
I don’t watch sports, unless it involves girls grunting in skimpy outfits from beach volleyball to tennis….because I am more into girls sweaty and being intensely competitive, showing off their fitness and skills they have spent their entire life mastering…skills I couldn’t ever relate to because I’ve never committed my life to anything and have no marketable skill…but that I appreciate especially when it’s sweaty and in skimpy outfits… But I do know that sports fans, even for insignificant sports, like at the college or even high school level, are some of the most insane fans out there, I’m talking more insane that Star Trek fans, because sports fans are booze soaked, often angry at their shitty lives, and most importantly, dumb as shit and ready to throw the fuck down… So it is nice to see them get in the face of security and the police aggressive enough to get tasered…it actually makes me laugh that anyone would care about anything this much….I mean I don’t even thing I’d fight this hard if my wife was being abducted by criminals…but I guess that’s a horrible argument, since I was probably the one who hired those criminals to take her away….
Shanina Shaik is some half Lithuanian, half Pakistani, all Australian model and she’s posing in some Australian Marie Claire and she’s looking pretty lovely…but I’m probably just saying that because she’s in bathing suits and bikinis and I’m blinded by that shit… Or maybe I am in love…and this is love…I wouldn’t know since my cold dead heart doesn’t generally feel, but it does know that it wants to sing love songs to this permanently tanned girl…not that I know how to sing love songs, but if I have learned one thing from Katy Perry and Rihanna, it’s that you don’t need to know how to sing…to make your love song matter…or get played on the radio so much that someone like me who doesn’t listen to the radio unless it is background music at the welfare office…knows all the fucking words to your brainwashing shit….but maybe I’m just saying that because she’s in bathing suits….or maybe I just always wanted to have children with a Victoria’s Secret model…my love is so transparent. Here are the pics…
Here’s a video of a disgusting house…I mean unless you like ghetto drop ceilings like shit was a mental institution and feel it is the future of luxury living…because it is all your ghetto welfare check can afford… Featuring some disgusting woman with a very lovely tone to her voice and classiness in her vocabulary…that may make you wonder if this is just performing art part of her master’s thesis in poetry….as she loses her shit…like she was at Walmart and they just ran out of Ramen noodles she feeds her family with…. I mean, if you can focus on what she’s saying, and not be distracted by her impeccable housekeeping… garbage everywhere…. The scary thing is that this is how the majority of people live…and act…the American Dream….reminds me of a 1950s sitcom family…gone horribly horribly wrong….
It will take a lot more than alleged cocaine use by her brother-in-law to top Kourtney Kardashian from partying. With Khloe Kardashian trying to put on a brave face in the midst of a marital meltdown, her sister jetted off to Las Vegas for Labor Day weekend… … and looked darn good while doing so! While hosting a party inside Hyde Nightclub at the Bellagio Hotel and Casino, Kourtney donned a low-cut top and walked the red carpet alongside close family friend Malika Haqq. It’s unclear where Scott Disick was during the event, but children Mason and Penelope were in good hands with grandmother Kris Jenner. Okay. They were in hands at least. Watch the following video to ogle Kourtney’s revealing outfit: Kourtney Kardashian in Las Vegas
Kendra Spears is a married woman! The American supermodel tied the knot with Prince Rahim Aga Khan, the eldest son of billionaire racehorse owner, in a traditional Muslim ceremony. After a short engagement of only four months, Spears, 24, and her husband, 41, couple exchanged vows at the Bellerive Castle in Geneva, Switzerland. The couple’s engagement was made public in April by the Aga Khan in a press release on his website. They had not confirmed a wedding date at the time. His Highness, who is the spiritual leader of the world’s Shia Ismaili Muslims, said that he was “delighted to announce the engagement” at the time. Spears has appeared in ads for Diane von Furstenberg and Prada, and walked the catwalk for Calvin Klein, Chanel, Lanvin, Yves Saint Laurent and others. Kendra is also a University of Washington sociology graduate. Rahim studied in the U.S. at Brown and in Spain at the Navarra Business School. He is involved in the poverty reduction efforts of the Aga Khan Development Network. Congratulations to the happy couple!
Australian beauty Miranda Kerr has been letting it all hang out lately, even by her standards, and her latest spread in Interview Magazine is no exception. Wearing nothing but a fur throw and a pearl G-string, Kerr revealed her full breast and the majority of her incomprehensible body in this sultry photo: Interview readers who wish to see a Miranda Kerr nipple slip will get all of that and more if they pick up the upcoming “Model Issue.” It’s rather star-studded. She joins “the original seven” supermodels Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Amber Valletta, Kate Moss, Stephanie Seymour and Daria Werbowsky. Models Jourdan Dunn, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Constance J Jablonski and Andreea Diaconu also appear in a Goddesses” feature. Wearing nothing more than furs and pearls as well. Gulp.