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Sofia Vergara Is Quality Colombian Product

I can’t get over how hot Sofia Vergara is, that accent, those curves and that amazing Colombian rack get me every time. Here she is at some sort of event the other night looking awesome. This is some Colombian product I would love to get caught with stuffed in my pants. Did that joke make sense? I think it would be better if she was the one smuggling me somewhere, she could hide me in her bra or something. Anyhow, you guys know what I mean. Enjoy. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

Kelly Osbourne’s Weightloss is my New Obsession of the Day

I find it really interesting that even though piggy Osbourne lost all kind of weight, she still looks fucking disgusting. So interesting that I am obsessed with staring at her pics trying to make sense of it…cuz it just doesn’t make sense…fat girls who get skinny are supposed to be fuckable… She is one of those people who shouldn’t have bothered trying to get healthy and fit, because it didn’t make her any more desirable to fuck, like the fat bitch I used to fuck when she was down on her luck and fat due to a cookie addiction, who 2 years later ended up getting work as stripper everyone wanted to fuck, and eventually fucked her way into porn, because she lost all the weight and took advantage of all the attention she felt she was missing out on… Kelly Osbourne’s weightloss story didn’t work out quite as well for her… Seriously, this goes against all studies on weightloss and the whole thing amazes me…but not as much as the fact that people have had sex with this in all it’s shapes, sizes, and levels of cleanliness…

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Ashton Kutcher Still Can’t Make ‘Sense’ Of Brittany Murphy’s Death

‘I just try to … celebrate who she was,’ the actor says. By Eric Ditzian Brittany Murphy & Ashton Kutcher in 2003 Photo: L. Cohen/WireImage Almost six months after his former co-star and girlfriend Brittany Murphy died unexpectedly at the age of 32, Ashton Kutcher says he still cannot make sense of her passing. In his first in-depth public comments about Murphy’s death, Kutcher told ABC’s “Nightline,” “I don’t think you can [make sense of her death]. I don’t know if you try to make sense of it or not. I just celebrate who she was. She was like the person who walked in the room and she was always, like, the first person to dance. “You know when you go to a party and everybody is standing around and the music is going and, you know, sooner or later everyone is going to dance,” he continued. “She was always the first person to dance. And I just try to connect to that and celebrate who she was and how she was and not make sense of it, ’cause there is no sense of making sense of it.” MTV News got an inside look at Kutcher and Murphy’s relationship when we visited the set of their 2003 film, “Just Married.” “I learn something from that girl every day. She is a pro,” he said. “She just brings it, man. She’s really, really awesome. She makes me smile every day. She shows me something about my job every day. She’s the best, man. I’ll do anything with her, any movie, hands down.” But the couple eventually split and Murphy was long dogged by rumors of drug abuse and eating disorders. Her death in December 2009 was officially ruled a result of pneumonia. By that point, the former flames had largely lost touch. “I mean, she came in, we were casting a TV show that we were producing, and I wanted her to play this role in it,” Kutcher said. “And she came in, and I got to see her probably about two months before she passed away.” Related Videos Brittany Murphy: 1977-2009 Related Photos Brittany Murphy: A Career Retrospective

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Mugshot of the Day

I don’t really understand this story, but I think it’s gotta do with a mom getting groped by her son cuz he was looking for her prescription pills that she keeps in her bra, but I do understand that motherfucker’s got the best mug shot I’ve ever seen…it’s like how the fuck is someone so sick lookin’ still alive, it just doesn’t make sense to me, and either does their welfare, white trash, poverty story….maybe that’s what makes it so funny.

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13 more things that don’t make sense

Previously posted: “13 things that do not make sense” Now 13 more to explore. “Strive as we might to make sense of the world, there are mysteries that still confound us. Here are thirteen of the most perplexing

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Jeremy Piven: Emmy-Winning…Pool Boy?

Jeremy Piven Tim Ogier / ABC

Zac Efron just finished filming a guest spot on Entourage, so it would only make sense for someone like Chace Crawford to be next in line…right?

Not if the hit HBO show’s star Jeremy Piven has anything to do with it! The Piv has someone completely different in mind…

“I’d like to do a scene with Dustin Hoffman where I represent him and he’s my client, and I’m really trying to get him to do a big movie that he’d never do,” Piven told us at Xbox 360’s EA Sports Madden NFL 10 launch party in Santa Monica. “That’d be like a dream come true.”

Piven and Hoffman have actually already worked together in the 2003 big-screen adaptation of John Grisham‘s thriller The Runaway Jury. Even so, Piven jokes that the acting legend probably doesn’t even know he’s an Emmy and Golden Globe-winning actor.

“I’m friends with his son,” he said, “so I think that Dustin thinks I’m like the pool boy.”