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49 People Whose Names Are Hilariously Somehow Real

When it comes to celebrity parents, we sort of assume that their celebrity baby name choices will suck. Did you expect a normal offering from Kim Kardashian ?! It’s sort of a trend among stars to see who can come up with the most bizarre and off the wall moniker for their mini-me just to make the world go “wait… what?” But we need only look to the real world to find tons of cases that make us say, “there’s no way those parents said that name out loud before that person entered the world.” Because there’s absolutely no way at all these names were said out loud prior to the moment these people came screaming into the world. Absolutely. No. Way. Behold 49 totally hilarious,  totally real names .  49 Funny Names That Are Totally Real 1. Kash Register Please tell us this man did not get arrested for knocking over a convenience store. Or that this is what he stole. Please. We can’t believe them either, trust us. Speaking of those celebrity babies, and in honor of North West’s Kidchella first birthday party , here are 17 of the best / worst celebrity baby names !

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Cheryl Cole in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if people actually care about Cheryl Cole…some white trash girl who fucked the right people, landed a place in some fabricated UK Band like the Spice Girls, and leveraged it to hosting on TV and marrying then divorcing some rich dude as a back-up plan if she happened to burn through her money…all because she was and still is pretty hot as fuck…because I know I care..I think she’s great…from Prison tattoos to spread asshole I haven’t seen, but would like to see, because the asshole is the window to a girl’s soul..I’m a fucking fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Reporter Passes Out of the Day

There is something highly erotic about local newscasters that I like to called failed fucking dreams….they are these talking heads who think they are really important because they finally got themselves on TV but in the grand scheme of things they totally don’t matter to people one town over…it’s like such a limited celebrity that you know comes with just as much annoying ego because them…they are stars…stars who only really shine when they pull stunts like this that make the world care…good job…but maybe I just like the whole act of passing out…it’s kinda how I get laid. Here’s another reporter being silly “fairing” with a late Spider Man

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Party Ponytails: 16 Elegant Ponytails For The Holiday

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Black Girls Rock: The 2013 Women Of The Year

Black Women Of The Year 2013 Black women get too much flack. All the time. And it’s not right. Black women are everything. We love them and they make the world go around. With that said…here are some of the great Black women of 2013.

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Believe Anything: The Wildest Chop Down Rumors People Actually Believed

Crazy Relationship Rumors People Believed Rumors make the world go ’round. Everyone has some sort of crazy rumor to pass the time. Some of them make sense but others are grasping at straws. Here are some of wildest chop down rumors people tried to make a reality. Continue reading

Believe Anything: The Wildest Chop Down Rumors People Actually Believed

Crazy Relationship Rumors People Believed Rumors make the world go ’round. Everyone has some sort of crazy rumor to pass the time. Some of them make sense but others are grasping at straws. Here are some of wildest chop down rumors people tried to make a reality. Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Vagina Party at the EMAs of the Day

The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m concerned it is just as relevant… You see, a child star who was robbed of her youth, and who is trying to make the world think she’s hard because she smokes weed in Amsterdam, like every college kid on their Euro tour, and like every grandma on her European Cruise, only on TV, in more of a “Fuck you I’m a Rebel” kind of way…trying to get street cred she’ll never get cuz she’s Miley Fucking Cyrus…a pop tart who sold out before she got her fucking period… So real gangster shit, would be smoking heroin up on stage…while shitting herself or on someone…in some G.G. Allin inspired real publicity stunt… This Disney caliber “i smoke weed, I’m so hood” shit needs to be squashed with a fucking Hollywood Hills drive by…. Fuck this bitch…even though I’d like to fuck this bitch. Romantically like I was Kevin Federline investing in my retirement. I’m not impressed, but I still like what I see, because it’s better than Disney stars staying Disney. Here’s her ass that needs more squats, deadlifts and lunges…and if you can see past that you will also see she’s an outty not an inny… Here are pics of her in a Pac and Biggy Dress that’s pretty revealing – cuz she’s gangsta CLICK HERE

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Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….

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Heidi Klum Attacked by a Naked Protestor of the Day

I don’t care what these girls are protesting, I am going to assume based on their sloppy bodies, that it has something to do with hating skinny girls, because that’s what all the corporations want girls to be protesting, you know feel empowered to bully skinny girls who get paid millions to look good, encouraging other girls to use Rosie or Roseanne as their idols or that new Australian from Pitch Perfect, instead of skinny girls….all to increase sales of fast food, to make the world a lazier place that doesn’t protest, who are addicted to anti-depressants and rely on diabetes medication…health and fitness is the one thing the government and big business doesn’t want. What it comes down to is that I totally endorse all protests that involve tits…even if I am totally into models and their skinny long bodies.

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