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How the Censors Cock-Blocked Sucker Punch

Turns out that director Zack Snyder and leads Emily Browning and Jon Hamm did have the breast interests of peter-pullers in mind when they filmed the new nudity-free slo-mo fest Sucker Punch – it was those mean ol’ censors who did the movie in. Emily told this tale of woe to Nylon magazine: “I had a very tame and mild love scene with Jon Hamm. It was like heavy breathing and making out. It was hardly a sex scene… I think that it’s great for this young girl to actually take control of her own sexuality. “Well, the MPAA doesn’t like that. They don’t think a girl should ever be in control of her own sexuality because they’re from the Stone Age. I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I will openly criticize it, happily. So essentially, they got [director] Zack [Snyder] to edit the scene and make it look less like she’s into it. And Zack said he edited it down to the point where it looked like he was taking advantage of her. That’s the only way he could get a Pg-13 (rating) and he said, ‘I don’t want to send that message.’ So they cut the scene!” Jon Hamm and Emily Browning? That’s a makeout session with something for everyone! Seriously, people, the PG-13 is ruining skinema. What we need is a motley crew of crazy but sexy teen girls to take the MPAA down with samurai swords….oh no, wait. Never mind.

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How the Censors Cock-Blocked Sucker Punch

Turns out that director Zack Snyder and leads Emily Browning and Jon Hamm did have the breast interests of peter-pullers in mind when they filmed the new nudity-free slo-mo fest Sucker Punch – it was those mean ol’ censors who did the movie in. Emily told this tale of woe to Nylon magazine: “I had a very tame and mild love scene with Jon Hamm. It was like heavy breathing and making out. It was hardly a sex scene… I think that it’s great for this young girl to actually take control of her own sexuality. “Well, the MPAA doesn’t like that. They don’t think a girl should ever be in control of her own sexuality because they’re from the Stone Age. I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I will openly criticize it, happily. So essentially, they got [director] Zack [Snyder] to edit the scene and make it look less like she’s into it. And Zack said he edited it down to the point where it looked like he was taking advantage of her. That’s the only way he could get a Pg-13 (rating) and he said, ‘I don’t want to send that message.’ So they cut the scene!” Jon Hamm and Emily Browning? That’s a makeout session with something for everyone! Seriously, people, the PG-13 is ruining skinema. What we need is a motley crew of crazy but sexy teen girls to take the MPAA down with samurai swords….oh no, wait. Never mind.

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How the Censors Cock-Blocked Sucker Punch

Kate Middleton Quits Her Job

Kate Middleton has joined the ranks of the world’s unemployed. But don’t feel too sorry for the princess-to-be. She likely won’t be on the streets any time soon. With just over three months until she gets hitched to Prince William, Middleton has left her job as project manager for her family’s party planning company to “concentrate full-time on preparing to become a member of the royal family,” according to an aide. For years, Middleton had worked as a website designer and photographer for Party Pieces, her parents’ company. She also helped coordinate events, a skill that ought to come in handy this spring. We somehow doubt anything Kate helped organize was the size of her April wedding, however. Over one billion people are expect to witness the event.

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The Bachelor Meltdown: Ashley Hebert Goes Haywire!

Michelle Money may get more attention has the consensus loon of The Bachelor, but diminutive dentist Ashley Hebert put on quite a display last night as well. Fueled by envy and massive amounts of alcohol, Ash turned into an emotional wreck, hijacking alone time with Brad Womack from rival Britt Billmaier. As Womack and Billmaier’s makeout session escalated, so did Hebert’s desire. The Bachelor: Ashley Gets Her Drink On! “I just want him to myself,” she cried as she barged in. “One-on-one time is critical. I’m a firsthand witness to Brad’s relationship with these other girls.” That’s not all. Crazily enough, her tactics worked, and she looked poised to capture the group date rose – until blurting out something really awkward. The clip above shows Ashley’s antics, which we also discussed in our Bachelor recap , in all their glory. Here’s a bonus clip of the cocktail party, as well: The Bachelor: Week Four Cocktail Party

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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez — Makeout Mansion

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez ‘s death threat-inducing makeout session in the Caribbean last week took place in a GINORMOUS 9,000 square-foot mansion overlooking the ocean … and we got pics!!! The Akasha villa in St. Lucia has more than a lot of Bieber history — it’s also got a giant pool with a swim-up outdoor kitchen, a huge game room, an elevator, 4,000 square feet of additional outdoor living space … and a full staff including an on-call concierge. It don’t come cheap either — place rents for $ 3,000 a night.

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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez — Makeout Mansion – TMZ.com

Sawf News Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez — Makeout Mansion TMZ.com Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s death threat-inducing makeout session in the Caribbean last week took place in a GINORMOUS 9000 square-foot mansion overlooking the ocean … and we got pics!!! The Akasha villa in St. Lucia has more than a lot of … Justin Bieber Is Nominated For The BRIT International Breakthrough Act BSCkids Selena Gomez, You’re Totally Justin Bieber’s Type! He Loves Him ‘A Funny … Hollywood Life Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Get Cuddly In Private Cabana Gather Celebs News Channel Sawf News

DeAnna Pappas to Ali Fedotowsky: Pick Roberto!

Three great guys remain after last night’s hometown dates, and The Bachelorette star Ali Fedotowsky faces tougher and tougher decisions every week. But former star DeAnna Pappas is totally on Team Roberto. “They have so much chemistry,” she says of Ali and Roberto Martinez , whose time in his native Tampa, Fla., featured a (literal) trip around the bases. “You can tell she really likes him,” DeAnna says. “When she gave him a hug and straddled him… He’s good looking and seems like the total package.” “His family was wonderful and [Ali] seemed comfortable.” Will the season end with an Ali Fedotowsky-Roberto Martinez engagement? “Ali is still a little standoffish with everyone,” DeAnna Pappas adds, noting that the star seems nervous. “But for Roberto, I think, she’s coming around. They’re holding hands more, she’s cuddling more, and the kisses seem more natural.” She also had high marks for Ali’s Cape Cod visit with Chris Lambton: “They had a nice little makeout session at the end. He climbs higher and higher in my book. I think the chemistry is growing, but at first it was hard to tell.” “At least on Chris’ part … I think he’s a great candidate for The Bachelor .” No arguments here. “As much as I like Chris L., I don’t think she chooses him in the end,” Pappas adds. “I think Chris is the safer choice, but she’s infatuated with Roberto.” As for the third man left standing, Frank Neuschaefer, DeAnna says run for it! “Frank is leading her on,” Pappas says. Where would she get that idea ? Who should Ali choose on The Bachelorette?

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Anteater Make Outs!

For those traditionalists among us, in order to compensate for the interspecies free love orgy that has been going on in past weeks I give you: anteater softcore. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment