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Sienna Miller’s Back and She’s in a Bikini of the DAy

Sienna Miller lives…there was a point in her career where she was fucking everywhere, you know the hottest little coke head party slut from the UK who partied with the right people, fucked the right people, booked the right movies and was willing to get naked…like she was willing to get herpes…in the process of making millions…but then one day she disappeared…and crawled into a hole with Jude Law’s hairline, never to be seen again…that was until today…when she was out in a bikini…reminding us of a better time, at least in her life…when she was getting paid and people cared to see her fashionable bush… I used to be a huge fan, which is saying a lot for me, since I hate everyone, especially my wife…and I guess she’s still good to me…but mainly because I am fascinated with how many objects…from penis to household she’s penetrated her asshole with…my kind of girl. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Asshole Friends of the Day

Part of the reason I don’t have friends is because they are historically fucking assholes who either use you, use your time, ask you for favors and all around just fucking annoy you and try to embarrass you every chance they get…that is why I am a lone soldier in life… That said, here is a dude getting it on with one of the hookers at the bachelor party they are on a boat for, and his friend, despite having paid for the hooker, decide to shoot fireworks at the motherfucker, because that’s what asshole friends do..

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Beth Behrs Half Naked for Esquire of the Day

I think the show 2 Broke Girls should be called 2 Broken Down Girls. I think the craft services on the show should be fired or maybe even replaced with someone who brings KALE If you don’t believe me here’s KAT DENNINGS AT SOME EVENT LOOKING 400 LBS … It’s not my fault for hating on fat chicks, I fuck fat chicks in my everyday life, I just expect more from people on TV making millions, is perfection from them too much to ask dammit… Here is Beth Behrs grabbing Kat Dennings Boob on Conan Here is Beth Behrs half naked and photoshopped for Esquire…Pretty garbage…especially knowing these are photoshopped…

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Kate Upton for Vogue June 2013 of the Day

Kate Upton is so overrated that talking about how fat and overrated she is is already played the fuck out….you know what more can be said about a doughy looking sloppy 19 year old, who got popular for having abnormal sized tits, that I always knew the rest of her would catch up to, but I guess no one cared about that, because we are an instant gratification generation, who can’t bother worrying about her weird gut and hips, and saggers while still teen, they just wanted her cleavage…. I guess every generation needs an Anna Nicole Smith….busty and fat….I don’t know why we’d need that…but her viral success that’s got her up in fashion magazines like Vogue….tell me a different story… I’ve always been the guy to say leave the pig in the barn, even when everyone else says, bring the pig out, dress her up, put some lipstick on her, and let’s have a good old fashion pig gangbang. I’m right and doing the right thing, the humane thing, but they are the masses and they are loving this pig, eagerly waiting hard to have sex with the pig….in an “if everyone’s doing it” kind of way….while I’m happy to sit this one out and be the outsider on this one…. Even if this pig everyone wants a piece of happens to be a busty model making millions…maybe I’m the idiot…but I stand by my morals and values… All this to say, thank god for photoshop….If you know what I mean….

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Kate Upton for Vogue June 2013 of the Day

Frida Gustavsson Grooms Herself for 25 Magazine of the Day

Frida Gustavsson is an awesome 19 year old model from Sweden who has been making a name for herself even though she’s only 19….reminding me of when I was 19….and not making millions in the fashion industry….that at 40…I still haven’t got it as together as her…or the handlers who own her, pressure her not to eat, get her booked for 10,000 dollars a day, and encourage her to do topless editorial cuz it increases her worth in the industry and I’m all for it…cuz I like topless pics…especially when they are grooming themselves like cats…. Today….a fetish was born….

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Jennifer Lawrence Bad Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is running around talking about her bikini ass….saying that the ass in the paparazzi pic wasn’t hers and it was photoshopped…saying it was a 90 year olds ass on her body….because she knows her ass is shit and she’s insecure about it and if you can’t beat them join them in the mocking….cuz she’s making millions and winning awards…so in her mind…shit ass or not….it’s better than your ass….. She’s young, rich and has big enough tits….in a world filled with tit lovers….but as we’ve all learned over the years…big tits…doesn’t mean tight ass…no matter how young a girl is….especially when that girl isn’t a model…and as Kate Upton proves…even when that girl is a model… So good ass or not…you’ll probably still jerk off to her.

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Faces of Now by Hedi Slimane for V Mag of the Day

Hedi Slimane is some fashion designer….this is some feature he did called the faces of now for V Magazine….but all I notice is titties…all I ever notice is titties…especially from V Magazine a magazine that always brings the fucking tits…cuz tits are very fashionable….except when they are on this site…that’s when people categorize them as porn…even if it is all high concept and artistic….and other people are making millions off them… I’m such a bottom feeder…literally…I love sucking a good asshole after I’ve washed it with vaginal juice… Shit, I’m Jesus Martinez , have you read that guys smut? Now you have.

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Faces of Now by Hedi Slimane for V Mag of the Day

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart: When in Rome…

Life is tough for Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart. These two stars are stuck looking gorgeous, making millions and traveling the world together to promote Eclipse . A couple weeks ago, they touched down in Australia . Last night, they posed for photos and met reporters and fans in Rome. Both Kristen and Taylor look good, but we do have one complaint: the latter should never be allowed to wear a shirt in public. He looks handsome and all below, but come on. Nothing can compare to this ! [Photos: Splash News]

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So Tempting

Thank you, GTA, Spy Hunter, Knight Rider, and so forth for making millions of people almost do this. View

Who is Kimmy Stewart of the Day

I guess Kimmy Stewart’s half minute of fame from being Rod Stewart’s neglected daughter with a drug addiction is officially over, because the paparazzi listed this picture of this fucking battered looking girl with Sean Stewart as her,but then again I guess these could be of her, because they are the experts and I don’t really remember what she looks like, I kinda feel like Rod Stewart when he was reunitied with her after 10 years of neglecting her, rockin’ the globe and fucking models, having orgies, making millions of women wet in their panties while making millions, instead of teaching her how to ride a bike, or giving her advice about boys, or whatever it is that dad’s do when they aren’t stepfather’s who play bikini fashion show….like me… Either way, if it is her, she looks horrible and her brother is a little “too close to her” and if it isn’t her then Sean Stewart’s gotta learn how to spend his daddy’s money better, and he can start by seducing fresh faced hot bitches who fantasize about the lifestyle he can offer them. This monster is a disgrace to being a male socialite. Pics via Fame

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