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Emily Ratajkowski Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her….. Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust. ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.

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Emily Ratajkowski Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Cara Delevingne Titties for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a hot new model who I assume has been around for a while…but who is really making moves now….unless you consider being in Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, being the face of Burberry, H&M and walking fashion shows for major design houses making moves….which I don’t cuz making moves to me means showing her tits for magazines…I don’t care what ads this 20 year old has been in prior to today….I just care about seeing her tits today…even if tits aren’t that taboo or naughty or even worth freaking out over….I still am old school about this shit and love staring at em…. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Cara Delevingne Titties for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Orlanda Bloom Shoots Miranda Kerr for T Magazine of the Day

I prefer when my husband shot pics of wives involve horribly sleazy things…like spread vagina….cum covered faces, asses or tits…..bitch locked up in a cage….or getting violated by a big black cock…you know the kind of shit that makes life and marriage fun or spicy….this is all too hipster and boring for me…but Miranda Kerr is awesome…even when married with kids…

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Barbara Palvin in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the DAy

Barbara Palvin is some 12 year old model who I assume is 18 by now, but who might as well be 12, because I’m old as fuck and so are you, and jerking off to a barely legal is some creepy shit that we all have to undertake cuz it is in our genetic code to want the youngest, hottest, most fertile, fittest, bustiest girl….cuz back when we were cave men…there was no age of consent, we just took what we wanted….just another example of how society is breaking us down with our own man made rules… That said, Barbara Palvin is an immigrant, is a teen, is spectacular….but the reason she’s top of her game just doesn’t make sense to me, cuz at 18 I wasn’t working for huge corporations….and I was living in America…so for some immigrant to make it this far at this tender age…I can only assume questionable behavior was involved and that makes her all the more erotic. here she is in a bra – making moves…

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Octomom’s Amazing Song of the Day

I was emailed this Octomom song the other day, because Octomom has been making moves…she has embraced her bottom feeding status and figured, she’s already got no shame, is hated, has no self respect and can’t make any money taking the high road….no matter hard she tried…so instead she just went fucking gutter…porn and making shitty music…like a low level Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian only older and with a tighter vagina…you know cuz having her 8 kids projected out of her is hardly as damaging as what those other embarrassments to humanity have put in their vaginas… Either way, take a listen to this shit, and dance….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/octomom-song6.flv

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Amy Childs UK Slut in America of the Day

Her name is Amy Childs…she’s some busty pig of a woman I want to fuck because I love fucking anything including glamor models who were on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK…. Either way, she’s making the natural move for a bottom feeder in the entertainment industry…..to LA hoping for bigger reach, better opportunity, more money, you know to really take this taste of celebrity trash to the next level…. So she’s posing for the hired paparazzi…making moves…here are the pics… Here she is….

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Petra Ecclestone’s Billionaire Ass of the Day

Her name is Petra Ecclestone. Her dad owns the Formula 1 Race Cars. He is a billionaire and she is a spoiled cunt who just bought a 100 million dollar house….not that that bothers me, annoys me, turns me on, excites me or impresses me. I’m a firm believer of who cares where a bitch gets her money or how she spends it. I’m a firm believer of who cares if a bitch has money or no money. I’m a firm believer in not caring….unless of course the bitch is starved for attention and pulls a Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian to get noticed, and I’m gonna assume the Hollywood life is going to lead this ass in tight pants down that bottom feeding road…you know when she find out how Hollywood works and what people care about and expect from a rich as fuck slut…. Here’s her ass in tight pants…

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Vanessa Pudgens Tight Clothes, Bare Stomach of the Day

I’m pretty into watching Vanessa Hudges slowly grow into her bull dyke body. I’ve even gone so far as renaming her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I have that power, and that genius level of creativity, you know cuz she’s beefing up….and I like to point in out so that she puts a stop to the shit and sorts herself out cuz her willing to get naked, cute, chipmunk who tried to sue me for posting nude pics of her self has some serious potential in being something we want to fuck….you know cuz she obviously reads the site and treats it like her life coach…like so many other people….why else would I have 4 readers…motherdfuckers.. Either way, she’s in tight pants, her hair is less dykey, her body less pudgy, making moves, but not spread eagled enough….but in her defense, they never are.

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Vanessa Pudgens Tight Clothes, Bare Stomach of the Day

Sharon Hinnendael Naked Cam Show from a Showtime Show of the Day

Here is some up and coming actress named Sharon Hinnendael in a Showtime show called “Look: The Series”….doing some webcam show that I try so hard to get bitches to do for me, but they never pull through on, because I am not paying them….and I guess they aren’t aspiring to be famous one day cuz someone told them they had the look to be the next Lohan one too many times… I guess this is her attempt to get noticed, or maybe it’s her commitment to her acting career, or maybe it’s just her desperation in having no other offers and rent that needed to get paid….and it was better to play a bitch on cam than to be a bitch on cam to get by… According to her IMDB she’s landed a couple more roles where she’s not listed as “girl #40″ or “student”. or “dead hooker”…. One movie is what you’d expect it to be “Three college girls staying at an isolated home for spring break suddenly find themselves terrorized by a maniac on the road.” but still she’s making moves and looks good to me….

http://cdn.steplinks.net/flv/Look-hannah-hinnendael-01-HD-hd.flv

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