Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson are unveiled in a sneak peek from the teaser trailer, debuting at Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards. By Todd Gilchrist Jennifer Lawrence in our exclusive “Hunger Games: Catching Fire” teaser Photo: Lionsgate
Celebrities Who Just Don’t Care Drake coined the phrase YOLO, but not so many people actually embody the phrase which means do whatever the hell you want. But so many celebrities go around paying attention to what their management and other people think that they can’t do what they want. Well these celebrities don’t have that problem. These famous people live by YOLO and don’t give an F-word at all. Do we respect them for it or should they chill? You decide.
Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over. The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.
Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits. She’s lookin’ wrecked I love girls who look wrecked. 98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’d rather be fucking bikini models or a girl in a bikini than posting pics of them like they fucking matter. I mean there are so many girls who are less Downs Syndrome like this willing to sit on my face…because they like to have fun….but yet I’m posting this low level trash, celebrating a body, that is like so many other bodies, who are less Downs Syndome than Nina Agdal. Sure her management and SI hype her up, gives her work that leads to shitty bikini companies hiring her, and not all girls with hot bodies get gigs doing this bullshit, but really I prefer the unemployed babe with a body like this, cuz she’s far more eager, desperate, and willing to sit on my face and even if she’s not, at least I can take it to the massage parlour for a handie…. Seriously, hot fit, amazing bodied girls are out there, and some may bang you, cuz not all girls have standards, or realize they are built like this, the key is to get them before that stamp of approval, that stamp of approval makes them think they are worth more.
People must have taken Jay-Z seriously when he said, “Pledge your allegiance,” artists are signing to his Roc Nation management company left and right. Now…
Lindsay Lohan has gone from being a colossial pain in the ass to sitting on her ass in order to avoid photos that depict her as a drunken mess. Only she failed in that endeavor. The actress – who was accused this week of stealing wardrobe items from the Anger Management set – was caught inside a Brazil nightclub yesterday, looking stone cold sober and totally put together. NOT! “In party in Sao Paulo, Lindsay Lohan refuses to take pictures and hides under the DJ table,” wrote the Twitter user who snapped the picture above. With a court-ordered 90-day rehab stint on the way, Lohan is trying to get in as much partying as possible over the coming weeks. Can you blame her? Oh, right. Totally. What a trainwreck. court-ordered 90-day stint
The Houston Astros will open the season this Sunday, making their first appearance as an American League team after switching from the National League during the offseason. While the switch allows them an extra hitter in the form of a DH, nobody expects that to matter. Why? Because the Astros have the lowest salary in baseball. Their salary is so low, in fact, that injured third baseman Alex Rodriguez is making more than the entire team in Houston! And he may not even see the field this year! Yikes! A-Rod is the highest-payed player in the Majors, and he plays for the New York Yankees, who have had the biggest salary in baseball for fifteen years running! In fact, the Yankees have four of the top six highest-payed players on their roster, with a projected total salary of $228 million, compared to the Astros’ measly $25. The Yankees tried to void A-Rod’s contract of $29 million per year after he was under investigation for PED use. But that didn’t happen, and now Rodriguez is on the disabled list while his hip surgery recovery will keep him out for at least half the season. So the Yankees are paying almost 10 times more for their team than the Astros! Is this getting out of hand? Should Major League Baseball finally institute a salary cap? Heck yeah, level the playing field a bit! No way, the more you pay, the better you play! View Poll »
Who isn’t super excited for Anchorman 2 ? The follow-up to the cult classic that helped solidify the movie careers of Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, and Judd Apatow is filming as we speak. A new Anchorman 2 set photo has emerged, via our friends at Movie Fanatic, showing Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, sitting next to a kid. Could it be his son? While we don’t know a whole lot about the plot of the sequel, we do know that Burgundy is dealing with the rise of cable news, and that director Adam McKay has dropped hints about a “custody battle.” It makes sense, then, that the boy pictured above is his son, and it likely means that Ron and Veronica are no longer together. Sad. Joining returning stars Ferrell, Carell, David Koechner, Paul Rudd, and Christina Applegate are newcomers Harrison Ford, Kristen Wiig, Greg Kinnear, and James Marsden. Anchorman: The Legend Continues is slated for a December 20 release date.