California man Nathaniel Follette was arrested last weekend for riding his bicycle through a supermarket, and protested with arguably the best mug shot of all time. See below. What more needs to be said? 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever 1. Nathaniel Follette Mugs For Mug Shot Nathaniel Follette posed for this amazing mug shot – possibly the greatest of all time – after a recent arrest for riding his bike through a grocery store. Having seen Follette bicycling through the store, the manager and onsite security guard tried to deal with the situation themselves. They were not successful. Nathaniel allegedly responded by threatening them with a pocket knife, which he was still holding when Madera, Calif., police officers arrived on the scene. Follette was quickly taken into custody. He was not happy about it, according to authorities, and decided to express his displeasure. Sans knife this time. His mug shot? Definitely top five all time. Police weren’t as amused as we are, and Follette now faces charges for resisting arrest, exhibiting a weapon … and being a complete and utter smart ass.
I hate catalog bikini and lingerie pics, no matter what model they use, I find them boring as fuck….regardless of whether I want to impregnate Sarah Stephens or not….catalog pics suck….but I get they pay the bills… What I don’t hate is that Agent Provocateur, I’ve been a fan for a long time, not because I wear lingerie, but because I like girls in Lingerie…and this is a lingerie company that represents what lingerie is supposed to be…it was created by the manager of the Sex Pistol’s son, that has unlike Victoria’s Secret, has put style into their lingerie, you know making it semi erotic like it was the 1900s and imported from france…now this may not mean anything to you, because you have no taste, but it means something to girls and gives them fem boners, because it’s erotic and not trashy…doesn’t matter… What does matter is that they don’t photoshop out nipples or pussy – and show off what the product actually looks like…something the Christian friendly evil corporation doesn’t do…and for that…we celebrate…Sarah Stephens, who was a VS Model in 2008, at 18, showing her nipples.
Chris Brown is reportedly done with shows in rough neighborhoods or venues with security issues following the shooting at his concert over the weekend. Chris Brown Clubbing The singer told his manager to immediately nix any shows at places that are “too hood” after five people were shot at a Chris Brown concert in San Jose. Team Breezy called an emergency meeting following the latest in a recent string of violent incidents at his shows, hoping to curtail any further incidents. Following this and a possible assassination attempt on Brown last fall, he will no longer appear at places with a history of violence or security issues. Chris decided he doesn’t want to be associated with shootings – most people don’t, it just took 3-4 for him to realize this – and is recalibrating accordingly. So … better late than never, we suppose, right? Chris subsequently performed in a San Diego club the night after the San Jose shots were fired, and declared on Instagram, in a way only Chris can: “No more n—a parties! Only this type s–t!” Eloquent, Chris Brown. Eloquent. 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.
An absolute must-read It’s safe to say that this past year has probably been the worst of Janay Rice’s life. The story and accompanying video of her now-husband, Ray Rice, punching her unconscious inside an Atlantic City elevator became one of the biggest and most emotionally-charged stories of the year. After numerous tweets, Facebook rants, and Instagram posts, Janay sits down with ESPN’s Jemele Hill to detail her relationship with Ray and what went down that fateful night. Via ESPN Editor’s Note: This is Janay Rice’s story, as told to ESPN’s Jemele Hill. On Wednesday, Nov. 5, Jemele interviewed Janay for three hours at the home of Janet Rice, Ray Rice’s mother, in their hometown of New Rochelle, New York. Ray Rice was not present. Janay’s account of what happened in Atlantic City, and in the months that followed, was written from Jemele’s extensive interview, as well as a phone follow-up. No questions were off limits. Janay Rice was given approval over its content and release date. There was something different about that day. The two of us were just off, starting that morning. I was annoyed because it was Valentine’s Day and Ray and one of his friends had planned a group trip to Atlantic City, while I had wanted to do something with just the two of us. I was going to surprise Ray at the hotel with a couples massage, but the manager spoiled the surprise by calling Ray to confirm the time, instead of checking with me. From that moment on I was annoyed with everything, but I continued to act as if I was fine. We weren’t even in Atlantic City yet and nothing seemed to be going right. After a silent, three-hour car ride we arrived at the hotel, where everything seemed to be much better. There were two other couples hanging out with us — Ray’s brother and his girlfriend, plus another couple we’d become close to in Baltimore. All of us went to dinner, and then met up again later at the club inside of the Revel Casino. We were drinking and having a good time. The six of us shared two to three bottles of liquor, which we also shared with a few fans who came up to us. After the club, our friends from Baltimore, Ray and I decided to go to the late-night restaurant in the casino. Ray and I were bickering. We were drunk and tired and while I know that some people may find it hard to believe, none of the six of us can remember exactly what Ray and I were arguing about. It was that insignificant. As we were arguing, he was on his phone and not looking at me. I went to reach for his phone, and when he grabbed it back, he spit at me and I slapped him. We got into the elevator and what happened inside is still foggy to me. The only thing I know — and I can’t even say I “remember” because I only know from what Ray has told me — is that I slapped him again and then he hit me. I remember nothing else from inside the elevator. The next thing I do recall is being in the casino lobby, surrounded by cops. The police separated us and arrested us. They told me they had the entire incident on video. I was bawling. The cops tried to tell me what happened and I refused to believe them. If anything, I just felt like I was still drunk. I said to one officer, “That’s not us. What do you mean?” There were no marks on my face or body, and I felt perfectly fine. I was in complete shock. They took Ray and I to the police station, where they held us together in the same room, but they kept us far enough apart so that they could talk to us separately. Eventually, we were left alone and Ray kept saying, “It’s going to be OK. We’ll be OK.” He just kept crying and apologizing, but I didn’t really want to speak to him. We were at the police station for about six hours. Our Baltimore friends waited patiently as the police questioned us, and then drove us back home. I didn’t want to talk because we weren’t in the car alone. While in the car Ray called his manager; the Ravens security director, Darren Sanders; and his mom. We stongly encourage everyone who has clicked on this story to read the essay in it’s entirety HERE . If you are one who continues to ask “Why the hell did she STILL marry him?!” perhaps it will give you some insight. If you are one who wants Ray Rice locked in a prison for the rest of his life, perhaps you change your mind. Flip the page to see a preview of Ray and Janay’s interview with NBC’s Matt Lauer. Image via Andrew Cutraro/ESPN
Because no week would be complete without at least one busty British nobody sighting, here’s Holly Hagan , aka the British JWoww , presenting Zoo Magazine ‘s TV issue. I know that the Brits dig their reality stars even more than we do and after seeing Holly, I think you’ll be able to understand why. Although if you ask me, the small screen is a total waste of Holly’s talents, because a set of funbags this epic deserves to be seen on the biggest screen possible. Until then though, I’ve found that putting your nose a couple inches from your computer screen works almost as well. And best of all, no one needs to get the manager to make you put your pants back on. It’s a real win-win. » view all 12 photos
I don’t know who Jennette McCurdy is. I’ve seen her fucked up face around the last little while and the only thing interesting about her is that she posts slutty pics to her instagram for attention – which are a lot better when her face is cropped out of it… Her captions are pretty genius… #nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross The triple FAP…screams “I’m a child star on a kid’s show trying to break free from that by being slutty and an exhibitionist thanks to having a stage mom who taught me how to whore when I was young, cuz if you look at my face, you’ll see I have no business being anywhere near a camera…unless it’s for porn!”…. I like it…
Britney Spears posted a picture of her in lingerie. Nice a soft focused so you can’t really see all the reasons you don’t want to see Britney Spears in lingerie…because she’s apparently launching a lingerie line. Her handlers figure it’s another revenue stream so why the fuck not…well maybe because there’s nothing Sexy about Britney and the lingerie you’d expect her to wear is cheese slices and canned beans or whatever else ghetto welfare addicts wear to be sexy when having a manic episode in the trailer park – ending up pregnant but unsure with what dad – since you let them all cum in you…only far richer and more famous… This isn’t very hot…it’s lies people lies… She is not behind this brand, an existing lingerie company is licensing her name and giving her 25% of revenue…it’s a scam…lingerie isn’t her passion…dirty underwear from not showering for a week is…. But here’s the preview pic anyway…
I am not a huge fan of Jessie Andrews….only because she’s blocked me on all social media, despite being friends with a lot of people I know…including her manager for her DJing who I have a pug connection with… I don’t watch porn, so I can’t really talk about her performances, other than that I know she’s doing her first Anal scene pretty soon. I don’t go to clubs, so I can’t really talk about her DJing, I just know you can fuck her on camera for less than booking her to DJ your party… I do know that she’s dialled into the “art” and “fashion” and “hipster” world…and that in doing that not only can she rock an awesome bush…the kind of bush I would let rub on my face because I love bush…and everyone or anyone who has ever read this site will know that…since day one I’ve loved it. I’m talking jerking off on hipster 20 year old bush since the fucking 80s…and I embrace that shit more than anyone I know…and I encourage every girl to grow out her bush… So I’m loving these…as much as I love the fact that Jessie Andrews has done the right media to encourage a new generation of girl to embrace her sexuality and fuck on camera…you know being the slut she wants to be – without worrying about social norms and pressures…it’s all very fucking liberating…and I get to see hipster bush in the process…thus a huge fan….
