Forget Jackass . Bam Margera unintentionally found himself on an episode of Jacking Off Bare Ass last night. Here’s what went down: Law enforcement insiders tell TMZ that Margera dialed 911 after he was awoken by a naked woman kissing him inside his Pennsylvania bedroom. Weird, right? It gets weirder… When Bam was on the phone, the 24-year old intruder drooped to the floor and started to touch herself. Yes, like that! Margera reportedly hung up and kicked the birthday-suited female out of his home. When the cops arrived, they found her in the area surrounding the mansion and arrested her on the spot. She now faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking. So the only question that remains: Does anyone know where Tila Tequila was last night?
We hope you’re sitting down because you absolutely will not believe this: Kim Kardashian has posted bikini photos of herself on Twitter. Crazy, we know! The reality star apparently just decided to give her followers a treat, expose some MAJOR cleavage and provide us with a look at her in a Hawaiian, high-waisted two-piece. “Me Ke Aloha,” Kim wrote underneath one of these images, a term that translates to “with love.” Or is it with big boobs ? We’ll need to check the dictionary… When not doing… ummm… whatever it is she does, Kardashian has been taking self-portraits of herself in a bathing suit all summer long and publishing them online. Do you prefer her in a one-piece or a two-piece ? What about the unique look seen here? What do you make of it?
In her much-anticipated sit-down with Oprah , Rihanna was asked some tough questions about Chris Brown, and answered them all with tearful honesty. Chris brutally assaulted his then-girlfriend in February 2009 after a huge argument, an altercation that injured her deeply in ways both physical and mental. Still, she said what she felt most was sympathy towards him. “It was a weird, confusing space to be in,” Rihanna recalled.
Bobby Brown has checked into rehab to deal with a reliance on alcohol. Good, encouraging news, right? Not so much, says Bobbi Kristina Brown. Brown’s 18-year old daughter, who skipped out on her dad’s recent wedding and is considering a name change , was asked about her father’s attempts to get clean and whether she’s proud of him for “rising above” his substance abuse issues. “Rise above’ is not the word you should use,” Bobbi told TMZ in response to the question. “Not at all.” Ouch. Brown checked into a facility this week, following a March arrest for DUI and years worth of constant drinking. Bobbi doesn’t think it will make a difference. Let’s hope he proves her wrong.
Bobby Brown has checked into rehab to deal with a reliance on alcohol. Good, encouraging news, right? Not so much, says Bobbi Kristina Brown. Brown’s 18-year old daughter, who skipped out on her dad’s recent wedding and is considering a name change , was asked about her father’s attempts to get clean and whether she’s proud of him for “rising above” his substance abuse issues. “Rise above’ is not the word you should use,” Bobbi told TMZ in response to the question. “Not at all.” Ouch. Brown checked into a facility this week, following a March arrest for DUI and years worth of constant drinking. Bobbi doesn’t think it will make a difference. Let’s hope he proves her wrong.
Rumors of Ryan Lochte as The Bachelor are swirling ever since the Olympics, and last night, host-pimp Chris Harrison says he’s very much open to the idea. With a couple of caveats, that is: Lochte must wear a Speedo the entire season. Absolutely no peeing in pools at the mansion. “That’s part of the deal” Harrison said at The Expendables 2 premiere in Hollywood. “Did you see him in his Speedo? I mean, all of America stopped.” “It’s a female driven show, come on!” Lochte, who will guest star on 90210 this fall, said of the Speedo stipulation, “That’s fine … I usually already am. There’s not much of a difference.” While conventional wisdom says the show will go with Arie Luyendyk, Jr. , or Sean Lowe, Harrison says “I think it would be awesome” to have Ryan. “If he promises not to pee in the pool, we’ll be alright.” “If it gets asked, I’d definitely consider it,” the 28-year-old swimmer said of looking for love on The Bachelor this winter. “So we’ll see what happens.” What do you think: Ryan Lochte as The Bachelor?
If you were worried about the state of Steebie J and Joseline’s relationship after she kicked his a$$ their lover’s quarrel on “Love And Hip-Hop Atlanta” we can assure you that there is no need to fret. The couple was spotted making an appearance at Mansion Elan nightclub in Atlanta this weekend. And boy did they show out . Here’s the full view. So classy right? SMH. This ratchet broad right here… Hit the flip for more fawkery
Via NYDailyNews: The Daily News tracked down one of John Travolta’s first accusers, revealing him as a hulking 250-pound masseur and certified black belt who works at a posh spa in Atlanta. John Truesdale — formerly known only as John Doe No. 2 — sued the “Welcome Back, Kotter” star for sexual battery only to withdraw the case on Thursday. He was nameless and faceless until the Daily News found him this week. “I thought I was supposed to be anonymous,” the mild-mannered massage therapist said, as he posed for a photo. Truesdale, 40, confirmed he works in the spa at the posh Mandarin Oriental in Atlanta but declined to discuss claims that Travolta sexually accosted him in a hotel suite on the 15th floor in January. At that time the swanky hotel was called the Mansion on Peachtree. “The paparazzi are here for me?” he asked, breaking out in laughter. “I can’t believe it.” Truesdale dropped the suit and his original lawyer, Okorie Okorocha. He’s now represented by Gloria Allred, a move that set off fireworks between the two lawyers. A beefy 6-footer with massive arms, Truesdale is soft-spoken and has a calm demeanor. He’s a certified nail technician, a licensed massage therapist and a married dad. He filed a bombshell $2 million federal lawsuit on May 8, claiming in graphic detail that the “Pulp Fiction” star had “bloodshot eyes” and a “strange” disposition as he stripped naked and started to “hump” a massage table set up in his private suite on Jan. 28. Truesdale accused Travolta of “spreading his butt cheeks.” Then the actor asked for an odd amount of work on his butt muscles, he charged. He said Travolta groped his upper thighs and grabbed between his legs, according to the lawsuit originally filed by Okorocha. The Atlanta man said the Oscar nominee started pleasuring himself with about 15 minutes left in the session and “forcibly” hugged him as he tried to flee. “I can’t talk about (the case),” said Truesdale, a former high school football player and onetime U.S. Army medic. “I’m not allowed to give any comment.” SMH at John Travolta.. Read more HERE…
I’m aware that the title to this post is really stupid, but Miley Cyrus is technically showing off at least one puppy so I’m keeping it. Besides, this isn’t exactly the New Yorker you know. Anyhow, I think she might be one of those animal hoarders, I’ve had a ton of pictures of her running with a little husky puppy and now here she is with this little guy. Settle down lady. She’s probably got a room full of fecal matter in her mansion. Gross.
Lil Wayne needs to invest in a lawn mower . A couple of weeks ago, the city of Kenner, Louisiana’s (a New Orleans suburb) Code Enforcement Department issued a ticket to one Dwayne Carter for high grass and weeds at his mansion, reports the Time Picayune… Continue
