Here are Cara Delevigne and Margot Robbie doing some nerd shit for the nerds who are obsessed with these comic book movies…because comic book movies are the only movies that make money…so they cast what they consider “it girls”…who don’t deserve the fame or success they have…while the media shoves them down our throats…perpetuating the lies…now marketing the nerds who will just make them last longer….even though they are the fucking worst… I am drunk..and not sure what I am saying…but I hate what’s going on here because it means these two idiots are going to matter at least another year….the worst.. The post Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie Doing Nerd Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For weeks now, we’ve been hearing rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are headed for divorce . Some sources claimed Jada was cheating with August Alsina . Others maintained that Will was having an affair with Margot Robbie . Now, it seems the Fresh Prince has had enough of the gossip, and he’s kicking the rumors to the curb like Uncle Phil tossing DJ Jazzy Jeff out of his Bel Air crib. “Under normal circumstances, I don’t usually respond to foolishness. (Because it’s contagious),” Smith wrote on his Facebook page today. “But, so many people have extended me their “deepest condolences” that I figured – “What the hell… I can be foolish, too! “So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness…Jada and I are NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -) “I promise you all – if I ever decide to divorce my Queen – I SWEAR I’ll tell you myself!…Dumb people should have to wear scarlet D’s.” Well, with we’re with him on the scarlet D initiative, but if we were Jada, we’d be kinda pissed about Will’s assumption that he would be the one deciding to get a divorce. Anyway, we think Will’s strongly-worded status update should be enough to convince his fans that his marriage is here to stay. Of course, the question of whether or not it’s an open marriage remains unanswered… View Slideshow: 23 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces
Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!! I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape… The post Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Margot Robbie is in Canada shooting some bullshit movie starring Will Smith…you know one of those high budget, going to be a massive box office success, because the idiot general public love comic book shit, even when it is shit… Which makes me wonder about this Margot Robbie character…who is best know, or really only known as being the hot chick Leo fucks in Wolf of Wall Street…who before Wolf of Wall Street was just some Australian no one ever heard of…making me wonder why or how she got into not just one big budget movie that 1000s of actors in LA dream of…but two…. But more importantly, I wonder about these ill-fitting shorts, that look like a weird fucking diaper…totally worn wrong….not that I’m a fashion icon, or critic, but I am a pervert and this looks fucking strange…and not just because it’s not very period friendly…but because her ass and pussy aren’t spilling out all over the place..something you can assume her ass and pussy do at all the auditions she goes to.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I like Australians. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Margot Robbie is in Canada shooting some bullshit movie starring Will Smith…you know one of those high budget, going to be a massive box office success, because the idiot general public love comic book shit, even when it is shit… Which makes me wonder about this Margot Robbie character…who is best know, or really only known as being the hot chick Leo fucks in Wolf of Wall Street…who before Wolf of Wall Street was just some Australian no one ever heard of…making me wonder why or how she got into not just one big budget movie that 1000s of actors in LA dream of…but two…. But more importantly, I wonder about these ill-fitting shorts, that look like a weird fucking diaper…totally worn wrong….not that I’m a fashion icon, or critic, but I am a pervert and this looks fucking strange…and not just because it’s not very period friendly…but because her ass and pussy aren’t spilling out all over the place..something you can assume her ass and pussy do at all the auditions she goes to.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I like Australians. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is an it girl, and I am not just calling her an it because she is a test tube baby created in a lab to gay biologist experimenting in genetic modification while making his sperm create something lovely as fuck – which appeased his god complex anyone making babies in a lap would have…especially if you know gay men, they are so uppity about their own nonsense, from their outfit to their haircuts, imagine how they are with a girl they made out of sperm in a lab that is now famous because she’s hot…I’m sure he never shuts up about this, and really why would he…she’s amazing… The post Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Margot Robbie has gotten fat, because I guess fat is the new skinny, and America is fat and like Rebel Wilson before her she’s trying to blend in as the tourist that she is….or maybe it has something tot do with her ice cream breaks for the paparazzi that are both erotic, look at that mouth, and sad…look at that ass.] That’s really all I have to say about this, I mean other than it is ice cream weather, so if you want to feel like a creeper go to your local dairy queen and watch the girls go at their soft serve like they were Margot Robbie, and try not to imagine they were doing that to a dick…it will be hard…and hopefully you won’t, because you’ll end up arrested and as much as I want perverts off the street, I need you here clicking my ads…I got beer to drink…as I cater to your creepy with the help of Margot Robbie types who know exactly what they are doing with their mouths…that’s how they got in this job in the first place.. The post Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s one for all you nerds out there: pictures of Aussie mega-hottie Margot Robbie in costume filming her new comic book movie Suicide Squad . According to my sources, she’s playing Harley Quinn and I don’t know much about the character since I don’t still live in my mom’s basement … Since I’m not a tubby loser … Since I don’t read comics. But if you ask me, Margot’s doing a great job so far. I especially like the parts where she’s not wearing pants and getting soaked in the rain. Maybe you nerds are onto something here after all. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
