I have issues with Cinco de Mayo…..It’s become some racist, offensive, annoying event for white people to pretty much shit on the Mexican culture with Old El Paso taco kits, Crystal Light margarita mixes, and sombreros and the whole thing makes me stay the fuck in to drink my hatred away….cuz there’s nothing worse than being the token mexican at the bar on the 5th of May….unless the bar is filled with bikini clad women…like Maria Meounos’ Cinco de Mayo….who insist on letting the mexican suck their titties or motorboat them to keep shit authentic….at least that’s how I used to play it befor hating the racists….fucking white people…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I post a lot of pictures of French Canadian hottie Maryse Ouellet , she and I have been having an internet love affair for years now, but I rarely get shots of her wearing so much clothing. What the hell? Alright so it’s a tight, short dress that doesn’t leave a whole lot to the imagination, but she’s still covering up most of the good parts. Has internet fame gone to her head? She’s too good to be posing with her booty in the air with a fan blowing her skirt up? What’s happened to you?
After Monday’s Dancing With the Stars performances, which saw Maria Menounos and Derek Hough receive the first perfect 30 of the season, it seemed all but certain that Melissa Gilbert and an injured Maksim Chmerkovskiy would be in the bottom two. Their 21-point tango left them in last place , a full three points behind Jaleel White and Kym Johnson and four behind Roshon Fegan and Chelsie Hightower. Which two pairs were in the bottom two, and which was safe on last night’s Dancing With the Stars results show? More than a few people were surprised. Melissa and Maks were declared safe, leaving young Roshon and Chelsie to go up against fan favorites Jaleel and Kym in the dance duel for their lives. After the two performed dueling rumbas, the judges made their decision. “This is not easy. Side by side you guys are pretty much equal,” said Carrie Ann, who picked Roshon and Chelsie to stay. Len and Bruno made it unanimous. And just like that, Jaleel White’s run on Dancing With the Stars ended. “I really only thought I’d last about three dances this competition,” White said after his elimination, “so to get this far – I’ve made incredible friends, the fans have been incredible. I love Roshon Fegan … I’m glad they saved him.” What do you think: Should Jaleel have gone home?
Gladys Knight earned the lowest scores on Motown night, while Jaleel White and Jenkins each earned a pair of 10s. By Kelley L. Carter Derek Hough and Maria Menounos Photo: ABC Monday night’s telecast of “Dancing With the Stars” opened with R&B legend Smokey Robinson crooning his Motown hit “Tears of a Clown.” Then Martha Reeves came in singing her hit with the Vandellas “Dancing in the Streets.” Then came the (current lineup of the) Temptations singing their classic hit “Get Ready.” And Motown founder Berry Gordy was in the audience, to boot. It was the perfect way to intro Motown night — this week’s theme — for the popular ABC dance reality competition. This week’s scores included bonus points for a group cha-cha dance marathon. At the top of the pack this week were Katherine Jenkins and Mark Ballas. The opera singer once again impressed judges with her moves. She and Ballas danced to the Temptations’ “I Can’t Get Next to You,” and the judges thought she continued to deliver. Her prize? She earned a pair of 10s in her initial score for an almost perfect score. “Tonight, girlfriend, you let it loose. That was amazing!” judge Carrie Ann Inaba said. 29/30 + 10 = 39. Here’s how the others fared: Jaleel White and Kym Johnson The former child actor jumped right back near the top of the leaderboard. He danced the cha-cha to “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg,” and the judges found his movements to be sharp and filled with attitude “You’re back!” head judge Len Goodman told him. He also was rewarded with a pair of 10s from the judges. 29/30 + 8 = 37 William Levy and Cheryl Burke The Latin soap opera star danced the rumba, and judges loved the steam that came from the pair. Their ending was over-the-top sexual (they were laid out on top of one another on the dance floor), and the judges — and the live audience, gauging from the screams and hooting and hollering — enjoyed it thoroughly. “William! Absolute and utter filth. And I loved every minute of it!” judge Bruno Tonioli said. “On behalf of all of the women out there, I thank you,” Inaba said. Goodman thought it was a bit on the raunchy side. 27/30 + 9 = 36 Donald Driver and Peta Murgatroyd The football star danced the foxtrot to a Temptations track, and the judges were impressed by his showmanship. “Donald, you are a showman! Confidence! Power! Your performances get better and better. You should be in the theater,” Tonioli said. 27/30 + 7 = 34 Melissa Gilbert and Maks Chmerkovskiy The actress danced the Viennese waltz to Robinson’s lush hit “Ooo Baby, Baby,” and judges thought her lines were beautiful. “I see poetry starting to happen in your movements. I see the artistry there,” Inaba told her. 24/30 + 6= 30. Maria Menounos and Derek Hough The TV journalist danced the foxtrot to a Reeves’ hit, and even though she made a few missteps, judges thought she pulled it off quite nicely. “You lost your footing, but you caught up quite brilliantly,” Tonioli told her. 26/30 + 4 = 30. Roshon Fegan and Chelsie Hightower The Disney star danced to a Robinson hit, and the judges thought his moves were more suitable for a hip-hop dance — his specialty — than the ballroom. Goodman said that the execution of his routine was “clipped and jerky.” “In general, I thought your moments were a bit over-exaggerated tonight and it made it hard for me to watch,” Inaba said. 23/50 + 5= 28. Gladys Knight and Tristan McManus The soul legend took the stage first — kind of fitting, considering she recorded with the Detroit label — and she performed the rumba. Judges thought her routine was passionate and said her star quality was undeniable. They thought her rumba should have been a bit steamier and noted how she lost it a bit at the end. “You’re not the best dancer, but I’ll tell you what you are … Gladys, you are the most charismatic dancer, I’m telling you. It is so appealing,” head judge Len Goodman said. “It’s just easy like Sunday morning!” 21/30 + 3 = 24.
Ian Somerhalder is one of several stars talked about as a potentially great fit for Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey . He’s leading THG’s poll on the subject (below), as a matter of fact. Asked about it on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Monday, The Vampire Diaries heart throb admitted he’s heard the speculation about his casting, and approves. Ian Somerhalder Speaks on Fifty Shades of Grey Casting Asked if he’s interested in starring in the film, Ian said : “Potentially. I absolutely would be up for that. I have the book and I just started reading it.” “That would be a pretty incredible thing, and hopefully that could pan out. Yes, beyond the shadow of a doubt I think that would be a phenomenal opportunity!” The best-selling book’s protagonist, Anastasia Steele, and her troubled, controlling man, 27-year-old millionaire Christian Grey, will surely be sought-after roles. What do you think? Should Ian play Christian? Who would be the best fit among these stars?
The 14th season of Dancing With the Stars has been almost as evenly-matched as it has been entertaining thus far. Would the sixth week be any different? Last week saw Maria Menounos and Derek Hough kiss , Melissa Gilbert return from a head injury, Chelsie Hightower almost fall out of her outfit and more. With Gavin DeGraw eliminated , eight dancers remained to vie for the Mirror Ball. Who stepped up this week and who’s going to be in jeopardy next? Coming into the sixth week, the favorites (Menounos, Donald Driver, Katherine Jenkins and William Levy) were looking to bolster their frontrunner status. The remainder of the pack (Gilbert, Roshon Fegan, Jaleel White and Gladys Knight) looked to make a move or risk elimination. How did the stars all do? We’ll be back with a full rundown soon, but in the meantime, tell us who you think was the best – and worst – on the parquet Monday in the comments. Then vote in our ongoing survey with your thoughts on the following: Of the top eight, who will win Dancing With the Stars?
Here’s my favorite Greek hottie, Maria Menounos , on the set of her silly celebrity show in a nice little business skirt combination. That booty is working for me. I don’t know why she’s arching her back and making a sexy face like this, but I really like it. This one’s going into my “special” folder. It’s kind of a shame that there wasn’t one damn cameraman shooting from directly behind her. What the hell guys? But I think I’ll be able to made do with the profile shots.
Nude this week on the boob tube, we welcome Girls to the Sunday night lineup with open arms and a bare butt from series creator Lena Dunham . Also nude on HBO, Game of Thrones features fantasy fun bags from The Tudors’ Natalie Dormer and porn babe Maisie Dee , and on Showtime, Holliday Graniger and Jemima West bare Vatican titties on The Borgias . Finally, Magic City continues to cast a nude spell on Mr. Skin with spectacular topless scenes from Jessica Marais and Elena Satine .
It’s all our fault, really. Fashion magazines keep promising to show us supermodels and other celebrities naked, and we keep falling for it, even though all we ever get after flipping through one of these glossy periodicals is the stink of perfume samples on our hands and a patronizing smile from the lady at Barnes & Noble. The 2012 edition of Allure Magazine’s annual “Look Better Naked” feature is mostly more of the same as Extra ‘s Maria Menounous , Smash ‘s Debra Messing , Think Like a Man ‘s Taraji P. Henson , Homeland ‘s Morena Baccarin , and model Heidi Klum all pose “magazine naked” with the good parts obscured from view. Naturally, the accompanying copy praises these celebs for their bravery for exposing parts of themselves that wouldn’t even be blurred out on a major network sitcom, but in Mr. Skin’s book, if it ain’t boobs, bush or butt, then it’s not really nude. So special commendation belongs to Leslie Bibb , currently starring on the series GCB , for surpassing all of our cynical expectations by actually showing full buttcrack in a fashion magazine. Leslie, we (one handedly) salute you! See more semi-nude pics and video from Allure ‘s “Look Better Naked” feature after the jump!
It’s all our fault, really. Fashion magazines keep promising to show us supermodels and other celebrities naked, and we keep falling for it, even though all we ever get after flipping through one of these glossy periodicals is the stink of perfume samples on our hands and a patronizing smile from the lady at Barnes & Noble. The 2012 edition of Allure Magazine’s annual “Look Better Naked” feature is mostly more of the same as Extra ‘s Maria Menounous , Smash ‘s Debra Messing , Think Like a Man ‘s Taraji P. Henson , Homeland ‘s Morena Baccarin , and model Heidi Klum all pose “magazine naked” with the good parts obscured from view. Naturally, the accompanying copy praises these celebs for their bravery for exposing parts of themselves that wouldn’t even be blurred out on a major network sitcom, but in Mr. Skin’s book, if it ain’t boobs, bush or butt, then it’s not really nude. So special commendation belongs to Leslie Bibb , currently starring on the series GCB , for surpassing all of our cynical expectations by actually showing full buttcrack in a fashion magazine. Leslie, we (one handedly) salute you! See more semi-nude pics and video from Allure ‘s “Look Better Naked” feature after the jump!
