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Maria Menounos Gets My Attention

Here’s my favorite Greek Goddess Maria Menounos at some Spike TV event the other night looking badass in her sexy little black dress. She’s just so perfect, I can’t take it. I wonder if she dates bloggers. Who am I kidding, nobody dates bloggers. That’s alright, we don’t need to date, I’m fine with just a sexual relationship if that’s more her style. I’m a big boy. I shouldn’t say that, I’m an average size boy. Call me.

A Tasty Annalynne McCord And Maria Menounos Sandwich

Here are a couple of my favorite hotties AnnaLynne McCord and Maria Menounos hanging out arm in arm together looking hot at some event. This is the kind of thing I like to see, two sexy chicks getting to know each other. That’s it, just like that. I wonder if they’ve got room for a certain celebrity blogger in this sexy sandwich. Call me. I can be in California in like eight hours. Unfortunately the whole thing is almost ruined by AnnaLynne blowing retarded kisses to the camera again. It annoys the hell out of me for some reason, she’s lucky she’s hot. more pictures of Annalynne McCord & Maria Menounos here

Maria Menounos -The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

I’ve been in love with Greek goddess Maria Menounos ever since I first laid eyes on that killer ass smile of hers years ago, so I like to feature her on the site every chance I get in the hopes that she’ll notice me and ask me to marry her and move to the suburbs. Here she is at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards the other night flashing more than just a winning smile. Her little body is amazing, I want to touch it… With my mouth.

Maria Menounos Is Quite Possibly TOO Cute

I’m not sure that cute is the right word to describe these pictures of one of my favorites, Maria Menounos , at some event I will never be invited to. Drop dead sexy is more appropriate I think. This profile shot is just perfect and don’t get me started on that ass. Incredible. I would marry this woman in a second, and when she divorces me I’ll have no problem letting take half my blogging money. Worth every penny. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s latest publicity stunt in trying to convince the public that she’s getting her life together thanks to the fake alcohol bracelet her fake judge was paid off to give her, to prove to the idiotic public that this is actually something that state law enforces, but more importantly that Lindsay is getting her life together and not drinking cuz if she was she’d get arrested, since everyone I know who have had multiple DUIs still drink and sometimes even drive despite not having a license anymore…because the government can’t take away our rights to drink, but our management and PR people can pretend they do, so everyone gets behind her…. I guess they think sending her to some fitness event in her sports bra will add to the story line that bitch is getting it together and not a bloated mess we previously thought she was…I generally hate sports bras, but these ones remind me less of some smothering suffocating clothing…but more like a fat chick bra you get at Wal Mart…which is a total fetish. I really don’t care about the bullshit that is Hollywood, but I do care about the tits, so the pics are really what matter… Stacy Keibler was there also….not that anyone cares about Stacy Keibler…but I guess she’ll take any work she can get….and I’ll take any long legs I can get…

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Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos used a reliable strategy to get new twitter followers and that was by posting a picture of her in a bikini drinking a beer with some Celtics swag because every pussy knows that sports, bikinis and pussy taking picture of itself is a winning formula, but Maria Menounos doesn’t need all those cheap stunts….she had me at “Menounos” cuz every greek girl I know, despite being bottom heavy, is easy fucking anal sex, something substantially more marketable than some bullshit sports, bikini, self-taken pic…

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Maria Menounos See Through on Twitter of the Day

I am starting to hate Twitter . I don’t care what other people have to say, so I don’t read the bullshit people I follow write and I don’t have enough followers for me to bother trying to be clever, because from past experience trying to be clever never works for me, and feeling pressure to remember insignificant thoughts I have to put online for a gang of losers who are into reading useless shit that other people write about their insignificant lives, and the whole thing is a waste of fucking time. I am convinced it will die out eventually and something else will take over like the fad it is….and the only thing that it makes sense for is tapping directly into celebs, rockstars and people you otherwise have no access to, like some giant fan club, and I figure I’ve got better shit to do with my time…. The only good thing about the shit is that bitches who are barely celebrities, are forced to admit that they aren’t as popular as other bitches, so that makes them step-up their game by posting “sexy” pics with their cellphones and sharing them with the virgin losers who watch their every move, like this Maria Menounos and her bra in a see-through cuz everyone knows that tits get hits….at least I know that tits get hits…cuz tits are the only reason I have a website….

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Maria Menounos Exposes Herself

I absolutely love Maria Menounos and I love the team of nerds/virgins that invented Twitter so that she can post pictures of herself wearing lingerie and some sort of see through evening gown on the internet. Thank you. I have no idea what these are for or why she decided to share them with all of us, but if I’ve learned anything over my years of celebrity blogging it’s that you don’t ask questions when a hottie like Maria decides to expose herself on the internet. Just sit back and enjoy.

Maria Menounos with a Blck Dude in Twitter Bikini Pictrures of the Day

The nice thing about greek girls is that they are built to take huge cock in their ass. It’s got something to do with evolution or some shit, since all their ancestors used to fuck each other up the ass, to the point where they now have natural lubricants in their asses that make getting fucked up the ass more than just tolerable it makes fucking them up the ass the same as fucking them up the pussy only with a little more shit smell….but being able to take most cock with ease can be a curse for a bitch, it makes her need the biggest cock she can find, because sometimes the pain is what you’re lookin’ for when you beg for anal…and if it always feels good to a bitch…she’s gotta step up what she’s inserting and I can only assume that’s what Maria Menounos is pulling here with this Jamal…but what the fuck do I know…

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Here’s Greek goddess Maria Menounos in a bikini . I think this is the first time we’ve ever seen her with so little clothing on, and I hope it’s not the last. Anyway, these were taken from her Twitter page. Thank you Maria, and keep the pictures coming.