Here’s Dutch model Marloes Horst , because there’s nothing better than no-name models in bikinis to end the week. Well, except maybe getting to see them in person on your bed instead of on your computer. But since we all know that’s not happening unless you win the lottery 2 or 3 times, these will have to do. So enjoy the consolation prize, and whatever you do, don’t think about the crushing fact that this is the closest you’ll ever get to a girl this hot. Whoops. » view all 47 photos
Here’s Dutch model Marloes Horst , because there’s nothing better than no-name models in bikinis to end the week. Well, except maybe getting to see them in person on your bed instead of on your computer. But since we all know that’s not happening unless you win the lottery 2 or 3 times, these will have to do. So enjoy the consolation prize, and whatever you do, don’t think about the crushing fact that this is the closest you’ll ever get to a girl this hot. Whoops. » view all 47 photos
The same gang of rejects…and by rejects I mean hot fucking babes who are overpaid and likely have egos that reflect their bank accounts…as down to earth as you’d expect a life of luxury and being sucked up to to be…including but not limited to…. -Erin Heatherton -Karlie Kloss -Magdelena Frackowiak -Candice Swanepoel -Cameron Russell -Behati Prinsloo…. In the catalog we all used to jerk off to before the internet…cuz I guess hicks still like to do mail order like it was 1992 more than they like to online shop.. Who cares…cuz that way the half naked pics keep on comin’….even if they are boring… Here’s pretty much their entire catalog…cuz I have nothing better to do with my time than to download and re-upload this shit…unfortunately…
Her name is Francesca Eastwood and she’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter…who is living the good life….because her dad is Clint Eastwood and he’s pretty major….She apparently has a reality show….that is about her and her mom on E! Network, a network I pretend doesn’t exist…thanks to the whole inventing the Kardashians….and Ryan Seacrest….they are horrible….but I guess they aren’t that bad….when exploiting socialite girls….who look amazing in bikinis….and here are the life changing pics….like this is a life changing post…uninspired maybe….but better than going to male stripclub accidentally and getting a slow dance from one of the guys…. FOLLOW THIS LONK
I love fit girls…..whether they are supermodels or not…I just think girls who take care of themselves are fucking babes….whether they are thick and muscular or just fucking perfect like this….you know that whole lean and lovely in tight pants with a brazilian butt from brazilian butt lifts…..or whatever the trendy workout is…. Fit girls are the reason I’ve been banned from at least 4-5 gyms for either trying to hide in the lockeroom – or attending fitness classes fully clothed for masturbation purposes….uninvited…to waiting outside to watch the babes leave the class for a little too long….even though most girls in the gym I see aren’t fit…but are fat trying to be fit…but in those outfits…all spandex and sprots bra it’s good enough for me….. Especially when it looks like this….
Marloes Horst is amazing. The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks… not that you care about that….but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out of us for some bullshit catalogs…because I know I do….at least enough to waste my time posting it…even I am sure there could be better things to do with my time…like watching a stripper on the Armey base overseas on Skype show me her vitamins….right?
There’s something about a bitch having two kids that makes her invisible….even if her body is incredible…even if she’s someone who was considered the hottest Mexican to grace shitty movies…that she never got naked in….before doing typical hoodrat Mexican shit like getting herself knocked up to lock in a man…. The only good thing about her, is that she puts all other fat lazy mom’s to shame….cuz they pretend they can’t bounce back from their uterus being used to its full, unfortunate potential… Yeah yeah…I get it…you wish this kind of thing was your wife or what your wife looked like…but what kind of person fantasizes about a wife…that’s way too lonely, sad, hopeless romantic…fantasies should be about hot pussy. You see cuz there are a lot of under 30s out there, pre-baby making, who look better than this without starving themselves and trying so hard to have a second go at a career I suggest we focus on that. But on a positive Not AT LEAST SHE’S NOT Reese Witherspoon who Should Be Banned from Beaches ….Seriously….I know it’s not saying much but REESE WITHERSPOON ON THE BEACH SCARES ME ….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
The world is not complete without a set of Victoria’s Secret illegal immigrants they own posing half naked in catalog shots….whether from Eastern Europe or Brazil, they’ve traveled to make millions of dollars and benefit from the marketing fame of the billion dollar brand…and if that is not worth promoting…I don’t know what is… Here’s Marloes Horst, Sara Sampaio and Izabel Goulart doing the half naked, photoshopped, thing…
Nina Agdal is an SI Model who gave us a real scare last week when SHE WAS TAKEN OUT OF HER HALF NAKED MODELING ELEMENT ….forcing us to stare at her and wonder if she had DOWNS…not there is anything wrong with DOWNS it is just not common in modeling…that’s all…based on these bra promo pics…she’s recovered rather nicely…. I am into this….
Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having an awesome fucking face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties and isn’t all prude about the shit…making her one of the hottest models around who will work for Victoria’s Secret and who will marry a billionaire…cuz that is just what these girls do…it’s the good life that ugly girls just can’t be a part of…making it an exclusive world I’d like to be jerking off in the corner of…seriously…
