Even I, a beleaguered devotee of Tyler Perry’s melodramatic, muumuu-rocking oeuvre, had a difficult time accepting the inevitability of… God, I can’t even write it. Kim… ugh. Kiiiimmmm… fuck . KimKardashian. Kim. Kar. Dashian. Whew. OK. Even I had a difficult time accepting the inevitability of Kim Kardashian’s casting in Perry’s upcoming The Marriage Counselor , and that was before the tragic unraveling of her nuptials to that discarded oaf, whoever he was. I wasn’t alone, either; other fans’ disapproval pelted the door of the specially reinforced storm closet where Perry sought refuge. Now, with Kar… Kar… da… Ugh. With her shooting completed, the filmmaker finally took to his blog today to explain himself.
Forget 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. This is ironic: a new insider has spoken out in defense of Kim Kardashian and her intentions when marrying Kris Humphries in August. This insider? The star’s divorce attorney. Laura Wasser, who has represented a number of celebrities during their legal splits, explains to TMZ that the prenuptial agreement hammered out between parties was so extensive that both sides simply had to have been serious about the union. “Given what I know regarding that document, it is not plausible that this marriage was a sham,” Wasser says, adding that financial issues which extend “well into the future” were debated. Please. It certainly is plausible . Many might argue that a couple truly in love and hoping to spend eternity together would not even have a prenuptial agreement. The 30-page document focuses on every conceivable monetary issue, with one source asking: “Why on earth would they create a document which looks far into the future if they planned a marriage that would only last a few months?” So let us get this straight: the argument IN FAVOR of Kim’s legitimate feelings is based on the exhaustive amount of time spent on an agreement that divides up assets in case of divorce? Are you buying this line of reasoning? Why do you think Kris and Kim got married?
Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries isn’t final yet, but reports are surfacing that she’s now flirting with Lance Gross. The two are co-starring in Tyler Perry’s new project The Marriage Counselor , and are currently on location in Atlanta filming. According to the Huffington Post, Kim has been flirting with him via text. Lance has a girlfriend, but will that be enough to stop Kim from going after this piece of dark meat? SOURCE: HuffingtonPost.com RELATED POSTS: Tyler Perry Fans Enraged Over Kim Kardashian Casting In “The Marriage Counselor” Kris Humphries’ Father: “My Son Was Blindsided! How Could Someone Do That?” Kim Kardashian’s “Fairytale Divorce” [SNL SPOOF] Touré Calls Tyler Perry’s Movies: “Cinematic Malt Liquor” [VIDEO] Check out some shots of Kim K.:
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ divorce is still on (for now), despite rumors of reconciliation and photos surfacing of the socialite visiting her estranged hubby’s home in Minnesota. However, even if the couple is making amends, there’s one person that’s still angry: Kris Humphries’ father, William, who told Life & Style: “There was never a discussion about it — it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris. How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out! He’s hurting, but we’re here for him. It’s nice that he’s here [in Minnesota] with family during this time. Kris told me that Kim was texting him a lot, but he wouldn’t respond. They did speak briefly the day the split was announced — but only because Kim was apparently pissed that Kris had released his own statement. It’s not a nice situation. No matter how you look at it, he’s going through a divorce.” RELATED: Kim Kardashian’s “Fairytale Divorce” [SNL SPOOF] Kim Kardashian Reportedly Conflicted Over Divorce, Visits Kris Humphries! Breaking Down “Hoedom:” Angela Yee Crowns Kim Kardashian “The Queen Hoe” Kim Kardashian Looks Happy To Be Free From Kris Humphries! [PHOTOS] Kim Kardashian Surfaces In Australia After Divorce Announcement [PHOTOS] Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce After 72 Days Of Marriage!
After pictures of Olivia and Maino kissing surfaced yesterday, the singer made sure to take to her Twitter account to put any rumors to rest. Is Marriage For White People? Top 5 Most Romantic Destinations She wrote: “THANK U FOR MAKING ME BUST OUT LAUGHING THIS MORN…Sorry to burst yall bubble this morning but those are old memories. #Asyouwere…Only person I’m with is @TK_Kinsey !!!!! They tried to burst my happy bubble this morn #aintgonnahappen.” So it seems Olivia and NBA baller Tarence Kinsey are an item; he was formerly of the Cleveland Cavaliers, but now plays overseas for Istanbul. Couple Alert? Olivia & Maino Kiss For The Cameras [PHOTOS] Hold Up! Somaya Reece: “I’m Still On Love & Hip Hop” Chrissy Lampkin Talks Proposing To Jim Jones; Should Women Ever Propose?
Originally recorded in 2008, Nas joins the late Amy Winehouse on the lead single off her upcoming posthumous, Lioness: Hidden Treasures, due out on December 6th. The retro-soul track showcases Amy’s soothing and chilling voice, showing the world once again why she was so special. Get the inside scoop on her home: London, UK Both Amy and Nas were born on September 14, and the two reportedly planned a dual birthday party before she was found dead in her Camden, north London home on July 23 due to alcohol poisoning. Is Marriage For White People? Are you feeling it? Check out the tracklist below: 01. Our Day Will Come (Ruby & The Romantics cover) (2002) 02. Between The Cheats (2008) 03. Tears Dry On Their Own (Alternate) (2005) 04. Wake Up Alone (Alternate) (2006) 05. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow (feat. The Dap Kings) (The Shirelles cover) (2004) 06. Valerie (Alternate) (2006) 07. Like Smoke (feat. Nas) (2008) 08. The Girl From Ipanema (2002) 09. Halftime (2002) 10. Best Friends (2003) 11. Body & Soul (feat. Tony Bennett) (2011) 12. A Song For You (Donny Hathaway cover) (2009) Understanding Amy Winehouse: Her Top 8 Verses Decoded Happy Birthday Amy Winehouse, Final Recording Released! [VIDEO]
Rob Delaney says Kim should ‘reconsider’ Kris Humphries divorce. By Kara Warner Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Photo: Splash News All this hullabaloo over the news of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ divorce is a little overwhelming. First, there was the announcement, followed by the fan reactions and support from the Kardashian siblings . Now, there’s a lawsuit . That’s right: Concerned citizen/comedian/defender of the sanctity of marriage Rob Delaney explained his logic to MTV News thusly: “I’m suing Kim Kardashian and Ryan Seacrest and E! Entertainment Television and Comcast for perpetrating what we now know to be a hoax, their marriage,” he told MTV News on Tuesday. “It can’t be real. I want them to stay married. I want them to stick it out, so as an incentive, I am suing them for monetary damages — but only $18 million, not a lot. That’s just what she was paid for the wedding episodes themselves.” Delaney said the idea for the lawsuit has been brewing ever since he started seeing advertisements for Kardashian and Humphries’ wedding special on various billboards around Los Angeles. “I would drive to work every day, and I would see the billboards for the wedding, and they were offensive to me, because they weren’t normal billboards; they were these super billboards, where they add extra stuff on and make them larger than normal,” he said. “They’re on these super billboards with them getting ready to get married like it was some royal wedding, and then for them to immediately try and dissolve it 72 days later — they renewed their vows on ‘Ellen’ at day 60! What happened in those 12 days? It must have been bad.” Delaney said he thinks the newlyweds-no-more should make a serious attempt to work out their differences. “I will say, as someone who is married, that you are going to go through periods where you hate your spouse for 12 days — longer,” he said. That’s like a blip, and then you recover, and you figure it out together and figure out what the problem was and you grow, and these things that seem insurmountable and awful, you realize they made you stronger. “I want Kim to be happy,” Delaney insisted. “I don’t hate her. She’s a person who deserves happiness, but you have to fight and work for it. As a married man and a dad and an American, I want to make her reconsider. I don’t want the money. I mean, I’m going to take the money, but I feel like almost anybody would spend it better [than she would].” What do you think about Delaney’s lawsuit? Let us know in the comments! Related Photos Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries: A Whirlwind Romance
After getting dumped by Kim Kardashian , soon-to-be ex hubby Kris Humphries made a desperate claim that he was going to save his marriage. As if finding out on TMZ wasn’t bad enough KH reinforced the opinion of most that he is soft as a used baby diaper. But this dumpee is not alone. Bossip.com rounded up a list of Cupid’s rejects and documented their less than manly reactions. Diddy – When J. Lo kicked him to the curb for shooting up the clubs, he started making cotton candy soft songs like “I Need A Girl” and the whole world called him weak for taking it to the music. Good thing he’s with Cassie and got his edge back a little. We were worried there for a bit. READ THE FULL LIST AT BOSSIP.COM
Poor bullied and villified Tameka Raymond finally got a chance to do unto someone else as others have done onto her in the years since she and Usher failed to reach that “death do us part” threshold we all insist on judging the success of a marriage by. And she put quite a bit of detail into describing just how much less of a fail her marriage was in comparison to the Kardashian/Humphries affair . Now before you go too hard on Tameka and remind her that a failed marriage with kids involved might be considered worse than a failed pretend marriage, just keep in mind that making fun of the brevity of Kim Kardashian’s married life was the thing to do on Twitter yesterday. In addition to the many hashtags our collective fun-poking spawned (we took a liking to #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage ourselves), we caught a couple of celebs weighing in on the top too. Flip through and peep the tweets that made us chuckle and even LOL on occasion.
Kim Kardashian’s mother and manager Kris Jenner spoke to Sway and Devi Dev on Sirius’ Shade 45, and revealed that Kim didn’t make any money from the wedding. Kris adds that Kim spent millions of her own dollars on her nuptials to Kris Humphries. What did Kris say when asked if she would miss having Kris as a son-in-law? Take a listen to the audio below to find out. RELATED POSTS: 9 Funniest Tweets: #ThingsThatLastedLongerThan KimKMarriage Kim Kardashian Releases Statement On Her Divorce: “It Was Not An Easy Decision” How Much Money Kim Kardashian Made Every Hour She Was Married Is This Why Kim Kardashian Is Divorcing Kris Humphries? [VIDEO] Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce After 72 Days Of Marriage!
