If these 15 celebrities ever need to find a side job, there’s one we know they’re capable of, if you know what we mean. We mean they are also amateur porn stars. Some of these stars were famous well before they ventured into amateur porn. Others are famous simply because of amateur porn ( cough … Kim Kardshian ). Others still try to front like their semi-pro porn is amateur ( Farrah Abraham ). All are members of an exclusive club, however. A very dirty, exclusive club. So whose celebrity sex tapes are totally hot? Whose are totally not? Which are all-time classics and which would you just as soon forget ever existed at all? Okay, don’t answer that last one. But for the previous three questions, it all depends who, and what, you’re into and on your personal definition of “hot.” You be the judge, people. You be the judge. Now click away: 15 Celebrity Sex Tape Stars Open Slideshow 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. View As List 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. 2. Kim Kardashian Need we say more? Ray J hit it first and made her a star. 3. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once! 4. Farrah Abraham Okay, there’s nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she’s far from a pro when it comes to everything else. 5. Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson’s sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core. 6. Octomom Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2×4, but so be it. 7. Hulk Hogan The Hulk Hogan sex tape with Heather Clem supposedly left him feeling betrayed. He felt incredibly exposed … literally and otherwise. 8. Tila Tequila Tila Tequila was uncorked on video. And also sort of uncomfortable to look at. 9. Tami Erin Tami Erin put the schlong in Pippi Longstocking. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Whatever. 10. Leighton Meester An old Leighton Meester sex tape rocked the web a few years back. She has talented feet. 11. Mindy McCready Mindy McCready’s sex tape was called Baseball Mistress because she had an affair with MLB star Roger Clemens, who was not on the sex tape at all. Some other dude hit it then. That’s just funny. 12. Johnny Carson Heeeeeere’s Johnny’s mono-LOG! 13. Joe Francis Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis was also a sex tape star in his own right, although he kept it from the public … thank goodness. 14. Myla Sinanaj Myla Sinanaj, the girl Kris Humphries dated after Kim Kardashian dumped him, billed herself as the anti-Kim K. Ironic, since she is kind of obsessed with Kim K. 15. John Edwards A John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape actually existed, a fun (we guess) side note to the sad, shocking sex scandal that torpedoed his career.
Another Hollywood couple has bitten the dust. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced this afternoon that they are separating after a decade of marriage. “It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate,” the stars announced on the GOOP website under the heading “Conscious Uncoupling.” Paltrow and Martin are the parents of two children: Apple, 9, and Moses, 7. The actress and the singer added that they have “working hard for well over a year” to make the relationship work. However… “We have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate,” they wrote. “We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been.” Emphasizing how they are “parents first and foremost,” the long-time couple made a plea for privacy and concluded: “We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.” The Oscar winner and the Coldplay frontman tied the knot in a secret ceremony in late 2003 and have faced breakup rumors for many years. There’s even been chatter that Paltrow cheated on Martin , but only in the world of supermarket tabloids. We wish each side nothing but happiness and are confident Gwyneth will shrug off any critics that come down on her for this split. 9 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. View As List 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. 2. Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli could not make their marriage work. They split in 2013. 3. Heidi Klum and Seal We never thought Heidi Klum and Seal would split. But they shockingly proved us wrong. 4. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seemed like a match made in Hollywood heaven. But it didn’t turn out that way. 5. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman looks like a happy couple in this 2009 image. But the marriage didn’t last. 6. Courteney Cox and David Arquette Thy were goofy. They were in love. But then Courteney Cox and David Arquette were over. 7. Jesse James and Sandra Bullock The marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock didn’t merely end. It ended in scandalous, cheating-filled fashion. 8. Al Gore and Tipper Gore Now this was a divorce we did not see coming. Say it ain’t so, Al Gore and Tipper Gore! 9. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend were married for nine years. But they, shockingly, split in 2010.
How is using “tar baby” NOT racist ?? Virginia Senator Compares Obamacare To Tar Baby Via HuffPo reports: Despite issuing an apology, Virginia state Sen. Frank Ruff (R) faced more heat on Wednesday for his decision to liken Medicaid expansion to a “tar baby.” WWBT-TV reports that state delegate and Virginia Black Caucus Member Delores McQuinn condemned the comment made by Ruff at a Tuesday Danville, Va. chamber of commerce breakfast, saying that he “should have known better.” “Many had been called that as they were lynched on a tree,” McQuinn said, referring to the phrase’s use in 19th-century Uncle Remus African folklore stories. Ruff told the Virginian Pilot by phone Wednesday that he “meant nothing racial” with the comments. He paralleled those remarks in an additional statement. “None of my comments at the Chamber of Commerce were meant to be offensive, and certainly not racially offensive,” Ruff said, according to the Lynchburg (Va.) News & Advance. Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe (D) also reacted to Ruff’s words Wednesday, calling the remarks “horrible comments.” “I know he has apologized, but there is no place in the debate that we are having today to be using that kind of language,” McAuliffe said, according to WWBT-TV. WTF?!? Ruff is a 64-year-old man from a state with a very racist past. It is extremely hard time believing he doesn’t know a little bit of the history behind the term “tar baby” and what it means. GTFOH!!!!
Andi Dorfman didn’t take crap from Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor (the same can’t be said for Nikki Ferrell, according to the winner’s ex). Whatever you think of Nikki, Andi infamously dropped Juan Pablo like a bad habit and will soon take her no-nonsense approach to The Bachelorette . ABC released the first photo of her in the starring role today: “I am incredibly excited to be The Bachelorette … never did I think this would happen to me!” Dorfman, a 26-year-old Assistant D.A. from Atlanta, said. “I am looking forward to traveling the world and going on amazing dates with amazing men. And hopefully, one of them ends up being the love of my life.” Already a fan favorite for being funny, successful, strong and stunningly beautiful, Andi Dorfman took it to a new level on the penultimate Bachelor episode. After Juan Pablo made inappropriate comments during their “nightmare” overnight date, Andi gave him the third degree like she’d cross examine a witness. While the cameras rolled, Dorfman told off El Bachelor in epic fashion. Clare Crawley only wishes she could go back and do the same thing. After The Bachelor breakup to end all breakups, Andi peaced, but eesss okay, she’ll get her chance to hand out roses and Nikki wants to be with him somehow. Tune into The Bachelorette May 19 to see if Dorfman finds somebody better this time around. Think she’s the right girl for the role? Vote in our poll … Andi Dorfman Photos: The Next Bachelorette! Open Slideshow 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. View As List 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. 2. Your Next Bachelorette Atlanta hottie Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette in 2014. 3. Andi Dorfman Photo Andi Dorfman may be the frontrunner to become the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. 4. Andi Dorfman Picture Andi Dorfman may be the top frontrunner to be the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. She’s got the looks for it! 5. Andi: The Bachelorette 2014? Andi Dorfman is about to become The Bachelorette next season. That is our prediction anyway. 6. Andi Dorfman Head Shot Andi Dorfman, an Atlanta Assistant D.A., is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 7. Andi Dorfman Instagram Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 8. Andi and Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo meet on The Bachelor. Will she win this season? 9. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor. This was before it went south HARD. 10. Andi Dorfman and Friends Andi Dorfman and her friends from The Bachelor celebrating a night watching the insane show. 11. Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt from The Bachelor reenact a scene from the show. Andi Dorfman as The Bachelorette: Good choice? Totally! Team Andi FTW! No. I prefer Nikki or Clare! No! Someone new for a change! View Poll »
Say it ain’t so, Star Magazine! According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is “pulling the plug.” An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots.” She added: You would be nothing without me . OUCH! Harsh, but semi-true. In reality, none of them would be anything without the Kim Kardashian sex tape . The publication adds that Kim is now threatening to depart the program, while E! may not even be opposed to cancelation due to “sinking ratings” and “family strife.” The tabloid also claims that the alleged Bruce Jenner sex change ” is “turning off viewers,” which is just a hilarious sentence to write. 42 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. 4. Kardashians Split! Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 5. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 6. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 7. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. 8. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 9. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 10. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 11. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. 12. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 14. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 15. Kim Kardashian and her New Body Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. 16. Exposing the Kardashians Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 17. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 18. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 19. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. 20. Double Kardashian Divorce? We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 21. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 22. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 23. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. 24. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 26. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 27. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. 28. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 29. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 30. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 31. Khloe Kardashian: Done! Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. 32. Khloe Kardashian Cover Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 33. Kim Kardashian Weight Story Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 34. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 35. Kanye West Cheating Claim Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. 36. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 37. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 38. Scheming Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 39. Broke Kardashians? Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. 40. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 41. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 42. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. In February, chatter did spring up that Kim might quit the series (partly because Kanye West finds it tacky), but she took to her blog and assuaged viewers with the following post: “We are extremely proud of the show and all of us are staying on through at least season 10. The show remains to be my number 1 priority and it’s a big part of my life and I enjoy every moment of it.” And she has about 40 million reasons to stick around for awhile.
Khloe Kardashian has not moved past her divorce. The reality star recently said she is still working through her split from Lamar Odom. So, to paraphrase one of our favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes … is she saying there’s a chance?!? “I want to make it work with Khloe,” Odom admitted to In Touch Weekly while staying in New York recently. But does Khloe want to make it work with her estranged husband? Apparently, if you believe the giant tabloid headline above. Odom signed with a basketball team in Spain last month, only to injure himself and leave the squad last week. He says he’s “focusing on getting better,” and Kardashian is allegedly willing to hear him out. “He confessed his feelings and cried his heart out to her on the phone,” a family insider says of a game-changing mid-March phone chat. “She’d been avoiding his texts and calls for weeks, but when she heard him pleading with her to take him back, she melted.” Just a few days ago, Khloe did vow to lift the fallen and live life as a healer. Might this be a hint at her intentions to reconcile? Or might this cover story be another example of a tabloid just messing with us when it comes to the Kardashians? 41 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. 4. Kardashians Split! Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 5. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 6. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 7. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. 8. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 9. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 10. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 11. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. 12. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 14. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 15. Kim Kardashian and her New Body Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. 16. Exposing the Kardashians Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 17. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 18. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 19. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. 20. Double Kardashian Divorce? We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 21. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 22. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 23. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. 24. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 26. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 27. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. 28. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 29. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 30. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 31. Khloe Kardashian: Done! Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. 32. Khloe Kardashian Cover Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 33. Kim Kardashian Weight Story Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 34. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 35. Kanye West Cheating Claim Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. 36. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 37. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 38. Scheming Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 39. Broke Kardashians? Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. 40. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 41. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now.
Even though Nicole Scherzinger still hasn’t returned a single one of my marriage proposals, I don’t care. As long as she keeps showing up places looking this hot, I’m going to keep posting pictures of her perfect body and proclaiming my love for her via the Internet. And I figure one of these days, she’s eventually going to come to her senses and realize that we’re meant to be together — for just one night. I mean, it’s not like I want to get tied down or anything. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Keeping Up with the Kardashians will tell the end of a love story on Sunday. With the past few installments of Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 detailing the troubles between Khloe and Lamar, this midseason finale will feature Khloe hitting her breaking point. She’ll break down in tears. She’ll receive advice from mother Kris Jenner and sister Kim Kardashian . And she’ll come to realize… her marriage is over. Fans already know this to be true, of course, but that won’t make the events of tomorrow night any easier to watch unfold. This is real life at its most raw. Go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online at TV Fanatic if you need a quick refresher and then watch the emotional E! teaser now: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Midseason Finale Preview
