Taylor Swift, Martha Hunt, Lily Donaldson, and more friends hit the beach in Rhode Island and managed to not shiver and shake their way through a freezing Mannequin Challenge on Thanksgiving.
Say what you will about Taylor Swift — call her out on her shady songwriting habits, that weird overlap in her relationships with Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston, the Kimye debacle, whatever — but you know the girl is America's Sweetheart. She has been since she came onto the scene with that curly hair and that open heart all those years ago, and she will be for the rest of all time. She could probably murder someone, like actual murder, and people would still be like “Awww, forgivesies!” Part of the reason for this is that she holds so many American traditions near and dear to her heart. Taylor goes hard for America's biggest tradition, the Fourth of July, what with those big, lovely parties she throws every year. But, as we're learning today, that's not the only national holiday Taylor loves. Yep, she's also apparently all about some Thanksgiving. She held a party at her Rhode Island home, the same home where she hosts her Fourth of July parties, and she invited key squad members like models Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson. And, at the party, she also threw in some other classic national pastimes, such as lame social media challenges and twerking. Yes, we said twerking. Check out Taylor's moves in the extremely delightful video she shared below:
As a racist, you’d probably be amazed that Mexico isn’t a fourth world country, where people are just making corn tortillas all day, riding Donkeys for American perverts, while waiting in line at the borders to try to break into America, for a life of glory working as a hotel staff or dishwasher… Mexico is actually a pretty booming place, with lots of industry, sophistication, art, music and food…so they have their own magazines, or versions of American magazines like Harper’s Bazaar…where they feature very important American women you’ve never heard of, but she hangs with Taylor Swift socially and works for the evil underwear empire, so she must be seen as homegrown hotty….in a world of outsourcing hot pussy to Eastern Europe and BRazil thanks to the obesity crisis of America… Her name is Martha Hunt, she’s not very important…but she is your ambassador of hot pussy on an international level..and this is the best they could do with her…getting her in a pissing behind a pick-up truck pose…HOT….but next time let’s see the piss stream…to make it a little more authentic and real…and more importantly…WORTH LOOKING AT… The post Martha Hunt for Harper”s Bazaar Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t care about Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton or American Politics or the Election, it’s all the same bullshit to me, because the government is corrupt, it’s owned by big business, and whether one woman plays the public servant angle, who is worth 250,000,000 dollars, while real public servants aren’t worth 250,000,000 dollars…or the other one is some inflated, puffy, trashy rich guy who has made a career off being a trashy, gaudy, loud self confident champion…they both work for the same bullshit and are designed to distract you by real issues. It’s like let’s all fight amongst ourselves…instead of actually being progressive…you fucking morons…they are both egotistical piles of shit… Speaking of egotistical pieces of shit, here’s LENA DUNHAM nipples in what we can assume is her clever little “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY”…costume, since that’s what the politics of america come down to, tabloid fodder that these self involved, spoiled, narcissists who pretend to be activists or feminists, when really they are just happy being the quirky one hanging with Taylor Swift, because of the new found confidence in being able to sell her show to HBO…a show she used and a platform to walk around naked…like a little kid playing with his feces….all for attention…a “Look at me”….”Look at me”…. So she’s using the fake feminist pig, platform to show how mad she is…to be satirical…when really just showing off her nipples…to push her inflated ego and personal agenda…that anyone who is forced to experience anything Lena Dunham…will know is just nonsense…and that she’s just bullshit….and most importantly…too disgusting to look at in a leotard. I am sure at whatever party she was at…let’s assume Taylor Swift’s house..she got all the laughs because this circle of scammers like her…she’s the funny one…. The post Hillary Clinton’s Fat Monster Henchman’s Silly Fake Feminist Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift dressed like Deadpool at a little Halloween party she had for her pussy party – that features a couple of Victoria’s Secret models named Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson….and one fake model, who has tricked the world into thinking she’s an actual model, named Gigi Hadid…. I guess dressing like an innocent girl with a big open heart that always gets broken wouldn’t make sense, since that’s her everyday costume….and I guess dressing like a slut who fucks anything that she can….as often as she can…before throwing them out and moving onto the next one…in what we can assume is an evil empire, fully strategic and manipulative, that’s why it makes 100s of millions of dollars a year…but that’s her actual self….so DEADPOOL it is….it was a big movie…nerds like it…seems like a pretty lame costume…but this is Taylor Swift…everything about her is fucking lame…even models in a bathtub drinking wine…is fucking lame when Taylor Swift is involved… The post Taylor Swift in Deadpool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eariler today, I posted this BRUCE JENNER MASTURBATION VIDEO AS CAITLYN Earlier this week, Kim Karadashian posted a censored version of this picture, because she’s an attention seeking fame whore, that wanted the world to see her post – baby body when properly designed by having a few ribs removed, in waist training, fat transfer, plastic surgery, while photoshopped to fucking shit… Then she milked it by taking on the women who were calling her out for being a shameless whore that is a bad for the youth, since the youth are all starting to look like her…and all have the same weird body shape that she created through her surgery…and I don’t even know how these girls are getting these small wastes and huge asses…but it’s ugly bootleg and Lowgrade Kardashian regardless… And now here’s the rumored uncensored version, that I am gong to assume is a fake even if it’s real, because this bitch is a plastic, fake, monster…and she’s milking it… In more important news – Courtney Stodden did a spoof of the picture – because Kim Kardashian is a leader of the attention seeking whores…doesn’t she have a sex tape also? THAT’S RIGHT SHE DOES – HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THESE SEX TAPING WHORES The post Kim Kardashian’s Possibly “Real” Uncensored Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit….. Imagine fucking a bitch and being like “Marthaaaaaaaaa”….but I guess you wouldn’t have to say it because the sound of her gagging on your dick would sound the same…. Either way, she’s one of the last standing American models, it’s all been outsourced to the Eastern Europe..those whores come cheap…so give some American ass some love…be a patriarch…god bless America…ass that hasn’t fallen victim to the obesity crisis… The post Martha Hunt’s Ass Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Phoebe Price has been someone who has manipulated the paparazzi in LA for the longest time. She’s been featured in shoot after shoot, all while never doing anything in entertainment at all. In fact she’s the kind of girl who no one really knows or cares about, yet her pictures end up everywhere, because she fucking adores being talked about. I guess it’s fun. Phoebe Price was someone who I would write about, laugh about, but always appreciate because she mocks celebrity and fame and has been doing it since before social media whores got into it… Now, Phoebe Price is a friend of the site, sure we haven’t summered together in the Hamptons or anything, but I think she’s fantastic on all fronts, and seeing her finally pulling out tit and showing nipple for the paps for virtually no reason reminds me of how glorious and eager she is!! Phoebe Price…and her nipple is my Chrismas miracle.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Phoebe Price’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve always appreciated Candice Swanepoel…. Not for her huge personality, or for all the exciting things she’s done, or even because she’s a South African and in being a South African, she’s totally fucking racist, entitled and a slave driver…..I have appreciated her because she has pretty much kept to herself, seemingly knowing her purpose in life, only to come out when her handlers need her, to show off her great fucking body, that is a great fucking body… I guess she realizes that she’s being replaced, that the end is near…and that comes hand in hand with being almost 30 and finally being engaged to her longterm boyfriend she’s obviously cheated on as she’s a model and that’s what they do…so she’s stepping up the game…by showing the coloration of her asshole.. Now, I’m sure she’s bleached her asshole, but I can still make out the ring of her asshole, in this skimpy bikini bottoms on set for her owners Victoria’s Secret, and whenever a girl openly shows me or the world her asshole, I have to celebrate her, because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul… Not to mention…all her poses are so fucking porny, it’s like the covershoot fo a porn DVD…something like 80s Beach Fuck 32…or maybe even one of those 80s Glamour model poster…Only I guess it’s more expensive..because this is finance by mall brand money… The post Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .