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Courtney Stodden’s Busts Out In NUTS

Here’s my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden showing off her massive new funbags in Nuts . And while I’m obviously loving the spread, just because Courtney was on an episode or two of Celebrity Big Brother UK before getting kicked off doesn’t mean that now the Brits get to claim her for their own. They’ve already got enough famous busty blonde nobodies, and I — okay, we — saw her first. So hands off and respect the dibs. This one’s ours.

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Courtney Stodden’s Busts Out In NUTS

Helen Flanagan’s Got Crazy Eyes

I know you might be surprised that I’m focusing on Helen Flanagan ‘s eyes, but I think this might be the first time I’ve ever noticed them before. Normally, I’ve always been distracted by Helen’s other, more impressive talents — I’m talking about her massive funbags, just to be clear. Unfortunately though, those are fully covered up here. Don’t you hate it when girls remind you that their eyes are up there? I know how the anatomy works, thank you, I’m just not really that interested in anything from the neck up. Related Articles: Helen Flanagan Drops Some Awesome Clavage Helen Flanagan Is Definitely The New Kate Upton Helen Flanagan’s Super Busty FHM Preview Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton in a Bikini of the Day

Yesterday, I met a man who told me how beautiful he found Kate Upton. I was reminded that not everyone is a hater of fat chicks like me, and that they can take in a huge set of fat chick titties with open arms, because sometimes titties are so great, that you don’t need to to acknowledge the dumpy ass, the gunt, the weird wide hips, or the retard glaze in her eye…. But for some reason, a reason I call, this bitch is not in front of me offering to feed me with her sloppy tits, allowing me to take a step back and judge her on every inch of her body, when I look at her, all I see is a pile of fucking overrated shit, and even her massive tits, that would be fun to play with, don’t have the power to support themselves in a way that makes them look good…but I guess her bikini does…and that’s kinda her move…and that’s what she’s doing in these pics and ultimately, I’m still a dude, and totally down to stare at it..

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Michelle Vawer Is Absolutely Amazing

I’m always impressed to find no-name hotties that look as good as Michelle Vawer here. Because it means not only are there new, even hotter nobodies out there waiting to be discovered, but it also improves my odds that one of these days the Tuna bumps I keep giving are going to pay off for me too. So enjoy this massive lingerie set from Michelle, who was a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model in 2012, and hopefully will become a former Mrs. Tuna by 2014. Fingers crossed. » view all 75 photos

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Johanna Lundback’s Lingerie And Bikini Pictures Are Out Of This World

Today’s installment of no-name hotties in lingerie features Swedish model Johanna Lundback . With shoots like this, I don’t know how Johanna  isn’t a bigger deal. But let everybody else keep missing out and enjoy this massive set of lingerie and bikini pictures. They’re so hot I’m pretty sure my AC just stopped working. Either way, I need to take a cold shower before I can get back to work. » view all 83 photos

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Johanna Lundback’s Lingerie And Bikini Pictures Are Out Of This World

Today’s installment of no-name hotties in lingerie features Swedish model Johanna Lundback . With shoots like this, I don’t know how Johanna  isn’t a bigger deal. But let everybody else keep missing out and enjoy this massive set of lingerie and bikini pictures. They’re so hot I’m pretty sure my AC just stopped working. Either way, I need to take a cold shower before I can get back to work. » view all 83 photos

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Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna is fun even if she’s a phoney poser piece of shit with no talent…you know with absolutely nothing authentic about her…because she traded her soul in for fame back when she was a 15 year old hooker in Barbados and now she’s traded in her privacy, puts herself out there on blast, loves the attention, and is this massive money making machine, fame, money and power that even a rich coddled kid couldn’t handle…so I can’t even understand how some gutter chick from a shanty keeps pulling it off without losing her fucking mind…but I’m pretty sure in due time, she will, and I’ll be front row trying to save her…you know I’m a hero/opportunist like that…and in the mean time, I’ll just stare at her bikini pics for Instagram… To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Reed C. Bikini Pictures

Here is unknown model Reed C. modelling for some bikini photoshoot. Now because this chick just has a letter for her last name, I couldn’t find one thing about her on the web. No biggie! We’ll just stare at her booty for a few seconds and forget that she ever existed. See what happens when a wannabe supermodel thinks that they are hot enough to ditch their last name? They lose their once in a lifetime opportunity of receiving the massive Tuna bump. It’s a shame.

Fitness Model Michelle Lewin Does the Black Tape Project of the Day

The black tape project is some high concept art project that I guess involves dressing girls up in black electrical tape, which I guess when styled by artists is far more fashionable that the tape I usually use on girls, duct tape, but that’s usually only temporary, you know to keep the screams in…and sometimes, if they are really feisty, to prevent running away or clawing at my sexual advances.. I’m joking people, I don’t use tape, rope is far better and the roofies usually keeps the screams down. I’m joking people, I’m believe in chivalry and no sex before marriage. Rape is for prison. Her name is Michelle Lewin, I have no idea who she is, but here she is wearing black tape and it’s hot.

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Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is… I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits… But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.

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