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The Swiss killed Bambi but Spain’s defeat is not the end of the world | Richard Williams

Victory for the artisans over the artists is integral to World Cup 2010 as it was to previous tournaments Who Killed Bambi? was the title of a film about the Sex Pistols that Malcolm McLaren and Russ Meyer, the soft-porn director, never quite got around to making, but it could have been the headline over reports of Spain’s 1-0 defeat by Switzerland on Wednesday afternoon. Spain were supposed to be the darlings of the tournament. They were the ones, we said, who would provide the 2010 World Cup with its finest exposition of the game’s most cherished arts. Their victory would be a triumph for the forces of righteousness, heralding the dawn of football’s new age of enlightenment. It was when Andrés Iniesta, one of Spain’s squadron of much-admired playmakers, left the field after 76 minutes, shaking his head in dismay, that the title of McLaren and Meyer’s movie came to mind. There was pathos, certainly, in the sight of one of the game’s true artists being utterly cancelled out, along with the rest of his team, by a group of men who, by comparison, are no more than willing artisans. But should we really be sad about this, or should we accept that football is about more than just pretty patterns? Spain’s approach is based on that of Barcelona, who arrived at the Emirates Stadium in March and played 20 minutes of the most exalted, expressive football that those of us fortunate enough to be present are ever likely to see. Their movement and their passing ravished the senses, their mutual understanding and their sheer joy in their work communicating itself even to those who feared their side were about to be on the wrong end of an historic pounding. It didn’t work out that way, because Cesc Fábregas – who had something to prove to Barcelona – came on and dragged Arsenal to a memorable 2-2 draw. But would it have been a more satisfying occasion had Barcelona won 5-0, which looked on the cards with a quarter of the match gone? Watching Spain on Wednesday was a lot like watching Arsenal in the later stages of last season: the players could not understand why their virtuous approach was not giving them the critical mass that would tip the balance of the game. They were doing what they had been schooled to do, and it was not enough to overcome an opposing team whose ambitions were not pitched at the same level of creativity. This has happened before at World Cups, even in the finals. Back in 1954 the tournament was supposed to be ready for Hungary – the Magical Magyars of Ferenc Puskas, Sandor Kocsis, Zoltan Czibor, Nandor Hidegkuti and Jozsef Bozsik, who had just beaten England 7-1 in Budapest – to confirm their position as the dominant power in the global game. As they thrashed West Germany 8-3 in their second group match, that outcome seemed a certainty. But Puskas, their figurehead, was injured in that match by a tackle from the defender Werner Liebrich. He did not reappear until the final in Berne, where they met West Germany again and lost 3-2, an equaliser from a half-fit Puskas two minutes from the end being questionably disallowed for offside. That traumatic defeat terminated a four-year, 32-match unbeaten run (Spain went 35 matches without defeat between 2006 and 2009) and heralded the end of Hungary’s golden age. Twenty years later Holland occupied a similar position in the world’s esteem, thanks to the development of Total Football under their coach, Rinus Michels, and the majesty of such players as Johan Cruyff, Johan Neeskens, Ruud Krol, Rob Rensenbrink and Wim van Hanegem. The Clockwork Orange reached the final after beating Argentina 4-0 and Brazil 2-0 in the second group stage before losing in the final to West Germany, the hosts, taking the lead in Munich with a second-minute penalty before succumbing to overconfidence and their opponents’ superior grit. Brazil were the romantic heroes of 1982. A team bursting with such ball-playing aristocrats as Zico, Sócrates, Eder, Paulo Roberto Falcão and Toninho Cerezo breezed through their opening matches in Spain but suffered a rude awakening at the hands of Italy, for whom the combination of a Paolo Rossi hat-trick and the stern defending of Gaetano Scirea and Claudio Gentile was enough to bring down the favourites in the second round. The other purists’ favourites that year were France, then building a superlative midfield around Michael Platini, Alain Giresse and Jean Tigana. In the semi-final in Seville, however, the West German goalkeeper, Toni Schumacher, committed the terrible assault on Patrick Battiston that prefaced the Germans’ victory in a penalty shoot-out after extra time finished at 3-3. Two years later, with Luis Fernandez completing the midfield quartet, France would win the European Championship, but in 1986 they would again suffer defeat to West Germany in the semis. All these results were disappointing to a certain type of football fan. But they were not the end of the world – or only to those who imagine a universe in which every game of football is a replay of Eintracht Frankfurt 3 Real Madrid 7, the nonpareil European Cup final of 1960. That isn’t going to happen – and nor should it, because football without its grinding 0-0 and 1-1 draws, without its unpredictable collisions of mind and muscle, of beauty and bruises, would be like music with nothing below middle C. 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England to play Garry Purdham memorial game against Cumbria

• Steve McNamara’s side to play Cumbria ahead of Four Nations • ‘Hopefully as many people as possible will get behind this’ England are to play Cumbria in Whitehaven as part of their preparations for this autumn’s Four Nations series in Australia and New Zealand, although the main purpose of the fixture will be to commemorate Garry Purdham, the former professional player who was one of the victims of the recent shootings in the county. The game will be held on Sunday 3 October, the day after the Super League Grand Final, and will therefore allow the England coach, Steve McNamara, to provide those members of his squad not involved in the climax of the domestic season with a workout before they leave for Auckland the following Wednesday. All the proceeds will be donated to Purdham’s wife Ros and their young children, Flynn and Cameron. Purdham’s younger brother Rob, the Harlequins captain, may be invited to lead the Cumbria team, although that decision will be left to the family. “The events of a fortnight ago were a tragedy of incomprehensible proportions which afflicted a region where rugby league is an intrinsic part of the community,” said the Rugby Football League’s chief executive, Nigel Wood. “Few of us can imagine what the Purdham family have gone through since they lost Garry but everyone within rugby league wants to do the right thing by them. As soon as the idea was suggested to Steve McNamara he was all for it.” McNamara said: “All the Super League players knew of Garry from playing with or against Rob. Hopefully as many people as possible will get behind this match. I can’t think of a more worthy cause.” England rugby league team Rugby league Cumbria shootings Andy Wilson guardian.co.uk

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The Fiver | Footballing Rod Hulls; and An Adequately Resourced Pele Museum | Paul Doyle and Barney Ronay

Click here to have the Fiver delivered direct to your inbox every weekday at 12pm(ish), or if your usual copy has stopped arriving SWISS OF LIFE Phew! It’s a good thing that celebrated, squat, slightly penguin-shaped pillar of moral rectitiude, Sepp Blatter, was at Durban Stadium yesterday. Because if Above-Board Blatter hadn’t been personally supervising events, many folks might have suspected that jiggerypokery was responsible for the defeat of seemingly invincible Spain by Switzerland, the country of Above-Board’s birth and home to Fifa HQ. How else, such folks might have asked, to explain that a side universally hailed as the best in the world could be beaten by a team who began their qualifying campaign by losing at home to Luxembourg? How else could a free-scoring machine that went into the match having won 19,754 consecutive matches be shut out by a defence led by Philippe Senderos? Ottmar Hitzfeld knows how else. “We concentrated and were organised from the start,” yodled the manager whom the Swiss now worship as Gottmar. “We didn’t allow any chances for Spain in the first half and that gave us self-confidence. In the second half, Spain rolled one attack after another and we knew they would open their defence. After we took the lead, we gained even more confidence.” Simple, see? Especially as Spain could not adapt their approach to overcome Hitzfeld’s tactics, suggesting, perhaps, that the most feted team on the planet are mere one-trick ponies, nothing more than footballing Rod Hulls. Or, if you prefer, the international equivalent of Arsenal or Barcelona. Spain manager Vicente Del Bosque thinks otherwise. That, of course, confirms they are the international equivalent of Arsenal. ”I feel [the win] is an excessive prize for them considering the football they displayed,” harrumphed Del Bosque in tones familiar to anyone used to hearing Arsene Wenger suggest that any defeat for his team means not that there is something wrong with that team, but that there is something wrong with football itself. SIGN UP FOR OUR FANTASY FOOTBALL GAME You can still sign up now and play daily competitions with the most exciting fantasy game on the web (oh, it’s free too) . QUOTE OF THE DAY “How did you manage to muck it up?” – Telecinco touchline reporter Sara Carbonero, Spain’s very own version of Nick Collins, asks the question on everybody’s minds to Iker Casillas – her other half – after yesterday’s game. LIVE ON GUARDIAN.CO.UK TODAY Join Paul Doyle for MBM coverage of Argentina 1-1 South Korea at 12.30pm, Barney Ronay for Greece 0-1 Nigeria at 3pm and Barry Glendenning for France 1-1 Mexico from 7.30pm . GAUCHO GARDEN GNOME The Fiver is astonished to detect, sifting through its daily media monitor portfolio of yellowing free-sheet newspapers, eavesdropped stairwell conversations and the Text Maniacs section of the Daily Star, a sense out there that this might, in fact, be quite a boring World Cup so far. Not enough goals they say. Where’s the drama, they ask. WOT U MUPPET WENGA NO WAY FERGIE LOL WC INNIT SORT IT AWT, they rage. This is all news to the Fiver, for whom the World Cup has so far been an intoxicating ride, a feast of the senses, a palm-drenchingly humid sensory journey of sounds and smells – and particularly smells, given that the Fiver has observed the entire tournament from its prime vantage point in the inside suit jacket pocket of Diego Maradona, previously a star of the World Cup, and currently shaping up as its saviour from the sidelines. Not content with capering wildly, with performing furiously sweaty touchline man-hugs, with roughing up his players, and with appearing in public displaying a peculiar gaucho garden gnome facial hair arrangement, Maradona has now decided to enter into a full-combat joint comedy roast of two of his fellow old-style WC hall-of-famers, the invariably wrong Pele and the invariably sniffy Michel Platini, incumbent Uefa chief blazer and outspoken critic of all things non-Michel Platini. “Pele should go back to the museum,” Maradona opined at yesterday’s knockabout press session, responding to criticism of his “coaching” “style” by the man who once attempted to defeat a crack Nazi XI with a selection that included Sylvester Stallone in goal and the aged Michael Caine in a kind of strolling EBJT role. And to be fair to Maradona this isn’t actually a bad idea. The Fiver would be among the first to visit a properly kitted out, adequately resourced Pele museum, with its Pele waxwork hall, its stuffed and cured Pele exhibit, its Pele fossils and interactive Pele experience with the sounds and smells of Pele through the ages, not to mention its Pele gift shop crammed with Pele lavender biscuits and bracing Pele throat lozenges. Platini, meanwhile, thinks he “is better than all the rest”. “I’ve always had a very distant relationship with him, it’s always just hello and goodbye, nothing more than that,” Maradona shrugged, producing a sheathe of unanswered RSVP invitations to a cigar-smoking, burger-cramming, shark-fishing speedboat expedition in Cuban territorial waters. He also had a pop at the ball, fingering it for the dearth of non-Maradona-related thrills. “I’m having a wonderful time, to me a World Cup is something that’s quite amazing,” he gurgled, taking the first steps in a small, capering improvised dance and balancing a goldfish bowl on his nose. “I don’t want to go into the ball again because everyone is talking about it, but it is important and it does play a part and I would ask Pelé and Platini to go out there and play with the ball and take a closer look at it to see if it’s a good one or bad one, and to stop talking rubbish about me.” Which is something the Fiver, for one, would be willing to pay a lot of money to witness, in a kind of blazered, sweating, ankle-hacking middle-aged great dream three-and-in tournament sense. As for the rubbish-talking, keep it coming. Right now it’s pretty much all we’ve got. WIN! WIN! WIN! Enter our ridiculously easy competition and you could win a shirt signed by one of the World Cup’s biggest names. Is it Maxim Kalinichenko? Wouldn’t you like to know. £66 HAT-TRICK OF FREE BETS WITH BLUE SQUARE Click here to find out more. FIVER LETTERS “It may have taken longer than originally anticipated, but kudos to the Fiver. The World Cup in South Africa proves that the Stop Football campaign has indeed succeeded beyond anyone’s wildest dreams” – Central Park Rangers. “I’m no expert but surely fans attacking power distribution centres to protest against power outages during World Cup games (yesterday’s bits and bobs) is not going to help” – Ian Manning. “Re: Robbie Earle asking for tickets to a match being played in a city he doesn’t live in, between two countries he doesn’t come from (yesterday’s Fiver). Surely it worked in the past for Jamaica matches?” – Gareth Deeble. Send your letters to the.boss@guardian.co.uk . And if you’ve nothing better to do you can also tweet the Fiver now. BITS AND BOBS The fixtures for The Best Tournament In The World That Sky Does Have Rights To have been announced and Liverpool will host Arsenal on the opening day of the season. Click here for the fixtures from across the leagues . World Cup chief Danny Jordaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hopes South Africans will retain an interest in the competition when … sorry, if the hosts crash out, following their defeat to Uruguay. “[The fans] were dragged along in silence and pain, not a sound from the vuvuzela,” he said a tad dramatically. “What is important now is that the fans embrace the tournament beyond the Bafana team.” Fifa has handed Tim Cahill just a one-game ban for his red card during the Sheilaroos’ opening defeat to Germany. Chris Evans, the man who spawned TFI Friday and is therefore directly responsible for James C****n’s World Cup Live, has apologised for posting a joke about poverty in Africa and the World Cup on Twitter. “Apologies for last retweet didn’t read it properly,” he said. “Never meant to offend. Not funny at all.” A frozen pitch caused Ghana’s training session to be postponed by two hours today. “We were informed early this morning that we had to reschedule training due to the freezing conditions,” chattered a chilly Ghana FA suit. Darlington boss Simon Davey has quit the club, handing in his resignation to the Conference club via email. “I’m off XOXO,” he didn’t write, while Stockport boss Gary Ablett has also left his position. And Peter Andre has somehow, somehow prised the Celebrity Dad of the Year title away from England’s Brave John Terry. Wayne Rooney was ninth and $tevie Mbe 10th, both finishing behind Ronan Keating. Hmm … THE FIVER FANS’ NETWORK: HAVE YOUR SAY! In the spirit of mutualisation (ie this and this and this ), we’re offering this space to one Fiver reader a day to have their say on whether or not it’s a good idea to let football fans have their say. Here’s Phil West: “Better for a football fan to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to have their say and remove all doubt.” Send your efforts – in 140 characters or less – to the.boss@guardian.co.uk with ‘My say on people having their say’ in the subject heading and we’ll publish … something. STILL WANT MORE? Jonathan Wilson is so obsessed with tactics that he thought the Jackson 5 were an experimental defensive formation. So listen up when he says attacking full-backs could be vital at the World Cup . James Richardson and his pod chums discuss Spain’s defeat and today’s fixtures on the latest edition of Football Weekly World Cup Daily . Rob Smyth is a registered tacticphile himself and has pored over Opta’s stats to tell you why the World Cup has been a little on the flat side so far . Finally 44 years of hurt are over: an article about 1966 without one mention of England. Richard Williams says the current North Korea side could emulate their illustrious predecessors . And Fabio Capello has got all sorts of problems ahead of the England-Algeria game: our writers have put their heads together to try to solve them . SIGN UP TO THE FIVER Want your very own copy of our free tea-timely(ish) email sent direct to your inbox? Has your regular copy stopped arriving? Click here to sign up . WE ALL KNOW WHOSE RADIO ROCKS Paul Doyle Barney Ronay guardian.co.uk

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‘Stay if you have a vuvuzela’: the inevitable Hitler Downfall parody has landed

You thought that the droning of Downfall videos had been stopped by the action of the original film makers? Nah – you’ll never stop people sneaking these things in. Yes, of course it had to happen – and of course a Briton has written the dialogue: the inevitably Hitler Downfall parody (no, they haven’t all been killed off ) about those damn delightful vuvuzelas that so add to the atmosphere at the World Cup and have audiologists all over South Africa’s cities rubbing their hands at the hearing aids they’re going to be selling in 20 years’ time. For – we take up the story – Hitler is looking forward to Germany’s onward march to the World Cup final, where it will meet Brazil, of course, with all their lovely drums and singing. What? What’s that? Fifa hasn’t banned the vuvuzela? And off we go… “Stay. If you have a vuvuzela.” “Are you insane? Ruining the World Cup with a plastic bloody horn?” “There are over 300 million people like me watching in their slippers at home suffering through 90 minutes of tuneless droning trumpet.” Written by Ken McHardie , who describes himself as a “Sometime filmmaker, photographer, IT Consultant & Technical Author (the bit that pays)” from St Albans (can you imagine any other nation than Britain using “slippers” in that above sentence? No), we have to say – nice one Ken. Vuvuzelas World Cup 2010 Charles Arthur guardian.co.uk

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Crystal Palace set to unveil George Burley as new manager

• Former Scotland manager set for Selhurst Park role • Chris Coleman and Paul Hart had also been in running George Burley is expected to be unveiled as the new manager of Crystal Palace this afternoon. The former Scotland manager, 54, was interviewed by the CPFC 2010 consortium in charge of Palace last week and is believed to have beaten off competition from Paul Hart and Chris Coleman to land the job. The Eagles avoided relegation on the final day of last season under Hart, whose short-term contract then expired. Palace won an even bigger battle earlier this month when CPFC 2010 saved them from liquidation at the 11th hour. Burley’s finest achievement was guiding Ipswich Town into the Premier League in 2000 and to a fifth-placed finish the following season to qualify for the Uefa Cup. He has also enjoyed spells in charge of Derby County, Hearts and Southampton, but has been out of management since being dismissed from the Scotland job last November. George Burley Crystal Palace Championship guardian.co.uk

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Argentina Vs South Korea World Cup 2010 Highlights, Preview and …

Win the Club Shirt Of Your Choice Simply by Speaking Your Mind! Ellis Park Johannesburg World Cup 2010 Argentina v Nigeria (1-0) Match 03. Argentina will not risk playmaker Juan Veron, who is carrying a calf problem. … Originally posted here: Argentina Vs South Korea World Cup 2010 Highlights, Preview and …

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2010 FIFA World Cup Updates: Team Standings

In the second position is Argentina with 1 win and 3 points under their belt. Nigeria and Greece are the bottom two teams. Both have played one game each which they lost. They are yet to score their first point in 2010 FIFA World Cup . …

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Argentina Vs South Korea World Cup 2010 Highlights, Preview and …

Win the Club Shirt Of Your Choice Simply by Speaking Your Mind! Ellis Park Johannesburg World Cup 2010 Argentina v Nigeria (1-0) Match 03. Argentina will not risk playmaker Juan Veron, who is carrying a calf problem. …

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World Cup 2010: First Round Shocks

In what was to be the moment England fans were to witness Steven Gerrard score England’s first goal of the 2010 World Cup just 4 minutes into the match, ITV HD cut to adverts. Confused fans then witnessed Steven Gerrard celebrating … The team who were initially a favourite to win the 2010 World Cup now have a hurdle to jump as no team have ever lost their opening match and managed to go on to win the trophy. As the first round of the 2010 World Cup draws to a close some …

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Watch Mexico vs France Live Streaming World Cup 2010 Football …

France live score on here along with Mexico France live streaming etc. Super Sport will bring exclusive live soccer streaming and live Mexico vs France scores of the World Cup 2010 Football.Watch Mexico vs France live streaming the Big Match of World Cup Football online Tv on Here. …. To be talked in the same breath as Spain, Italy and England, Thierry Henry will have to produce a string of world class performance for France to outscore opponents and win . …

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