Disclaimer: We do not wish Justin Bieber major physical harm or trauma, nor do we advocate violence as a general rule. But he needs to get roughed up a little. Not enough to break any bones or send the kid to the hospital or anything, but some scrapes and bruises here and there to knock some sense into him? Someone needs to whip the 20-year-old’s formerly squeaky-clean rear end into shape, and soon. He’s still young enough that he may be salvageable. Or not. His downward spiral is bordering on epic and not showing any signs of abating. But we’ll never know if we don’t try. Tough love can go a long way. Here are 13 reasons Justin is due for minor-to-moderate ass whooping, which we’d be happy to administer. How about you? Click through and tell us: 13 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched Open Slideshow 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. View As List 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. 2. He Disrespects Women Going to a strip club is not the worst offense in the world, but when you do it ALL THE TIME and take pics like this, AND your fans are all young girls? Pretty reprehensible. 3. He’s a Bad Role Model Forget fan girls, Justin has little siblings who look up to and idolize him. What kind of example is he setting? 4. His Tattoos Dude, you are not hard. Just stop trying. Also, the irony of having Bible verses tattooed on yourself and then behaving beyond badly 24/7/365 does not go unnoticed. 5. He Bragged About Taking Selena Gomez’s Virginity The guy actually had the nerve to brag about how he took Selena Gomez’s v-card and how she was so in love with him at the time. Classy move. 6. He Called Her a Talentless P–sy That’s just not very nice. 7. He Wears Sunglasses Indoors Like all the time. What a douche. 8. He Doesn’t Just Say No Sizzurp. Weed. Booze. Meds. This guy and his douchebag posse are like a freaking traveling Silk Road. 9. He’s the Worst Neighbor EVER We pity anyone who lives next to (or even in the same ZIP code as) this asshat. 10. He Gives Canada a Bad Name Justin is doing his best to ruin the reputation of an entire nation, which is particularly devastating as The Great White North typically doesn’t produce miscreants like this. 11. He Yells at Photographers Sure, the paparazzi suck, and yes, a little more space might help cool his jets. Still, acting like a petulant, entitled brat and threatening people doesn’t help his cause. 12. He’s a Dick and Whips His Out Seriously. The amount of times we’ve covered incidents involving this kid’s penis is alarmingly high. 13. He’s a Menace to Society Ruining your own life is one thing, but when you cross the line into DUI, drag racing and starting fights? That’s when you’re bringing others down with you (and may even be risking their lives), and you essentially suck as a person.
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13 Reasons We Kinda Want to Punch Justin Bieber
