Idris Elba just made history as the first man to cover Maxim solo for the magazine’s September issue. Notorious for showcasing scantily clad women, it appears the mag chose…
Jace Alexander, a long-time television director best known for his work on Law & Order, has been charged with two counts of child pornography. Specifically, according to Westchester County District Attorney Janet DiFiore, Alexander is in trouble for for “possessing and file-sharing illegal and obscene performances of sexual conduct by children less than seventeen years of age.” The director was taken into custody on Wednesday after an investigator traced a July 24 download of child pornography to an IP address assigned to his residence; this allowed authorities to obtain a search warrant. Entertainment Tonight broke this disturbing piece of news. This incident takes place a couple weeks after veteran Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was also placed under child pornography investigation. “A forensic examination of computers and external hard drives removed from the location revealed digital files of children who are less than sixteen years of age engaged in child pornography,” the DA’s office announced via statement. Alexander – who most recently worked on episodes of Backstrom, Scorpion and Unforgettable – faces a maximum sentence of seven years in state prison. His bail was set at $10,000 cash and he is scheduled to appear in court in November 19.
I like to celebrate waist to hip ratios…. It is the scientific study of how attractive a girl is….and without the waist to hip ratio…we’re just left in the dark as to whether we are fucking with the right girl…I mean is she at her maximum waist to hip ratio that represents femininity…or am i just some kind of closet case homo with a girl who although her big tits and round ass…don’t have that waistline that defines her as a woman… I don’t like to celebrate anything and everything Kardashian, which I want to make clear I am not doing, I just figure it would take way too much time for me to dig through the internet to find bikini pics, I mean it’s only ever 3 out of 3.5 Instagram pics being posted….but those girls are just sugar babies and aspiring models, and I’d rather showcase someone who is neither those things, but rather someone born into the most abrasive, self promoting, exposed bullshit family that someone should kill off, but we’re not as good at the fight against evil as we were during the Witch Hunts in Salam 250 years ago…we’ve gone soft as a people…and not just because we’re over exposed to porn, making this bikini pic, that 1.5 million people already “Liked” on instagram…making me obsolete….but because we don’t kill off garbage…like we probably should.. THat said, here is what’s influencing your kids..or in my case 18 year old girls I try to date because 18 year old girls are freaks. The post Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drug Kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Escapes Prison Again Drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman escaped through a one-mile long tunnel that was dug under the shower space of his prison cell in central Mexico, authorities said Sunday. After security cameras lost sight of Guzman late Saturday, guards went into the cell and found a hole 10 meters (33 feet) deep with a ladder, said National Security Commissioner Monte Alejandro Rubido. The hole led to the huge tunnel with a ventilation and light system, Rubido said, adding that its exit was in a building that was under construction. A motorcycle on a rail system was found in the tunnel and is believed to have been used to transport tools and remove earth from the space, which was 1.7 meters high and around 80 centimeters (2.6 feet) wide. Rubido said 18 prison guards will be interrogated by prosecutors in Mexico City. Until Guzman escaped, Rubido said, “the day had gone on normally and at around 8:00 pm he was given his daily dose of medicine.” The maximum-security prison is located 90 kilometers (55 miles) west of the capital in Mexico State. Guzman had been jailed there since February 2014. It is the second time in 14 years that Guzman has broken out of prison. The last time, in 2001, he hid in a laundry basket to escape from a prison in western Jalisco state. El Chapo is back on these skreets! EPA/MARIO GUZMAN
When you’re known for your tits, or your tit scene in True Detective, after what I assume was years of trying to get noticed in LA… You don’t hide your tits when the media starts picking up on you… You do the “Charlotte McKinney”…or “Kate Upton”..or the play so many girls before you did…and maximize those tits…AMERICA loves tits..and that can carry you to a place where you can start not showing off your tits…in 5 years…when you’re rich enough to say “I’m more than just tits, I refuse to show my tits”….before cutting them off like Angelina Jolie…only to get implants…because I guess you really do like tits too.. The post Alexandra Daddario’s Misused in Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s midday coffee break time brought to you by Miley Cyrus, who I assume was raised by pervert executives, a white trash father and a stripper or cocktail waitress mother…who are more interested in the cash grab than really the bigger purpose…so they listen to her team of advisors who have millions of dollars on the line for the Miley Cyrus corporation – that they don’t want to lose, but rather maximize, but connecting to and trying to talk to the market they are trying to reach, and based on TUMBLR…this is it…. Everyone is getting naked, and Miley’s not the leader in this, just the follower, but still posting tit pics, and fighting for the rights for tits, even though it’s hardly a political stance…but rather just a distraction from what is important…and I Guess that’s what they government wants…distraction…and they are doing it on the most basic of ways…every asshole knows tits get hits…why the fuck do you think I have a fucking website people.. The post Coffee Break with Miley of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that… Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As girls in society get fatter, so are the models the brands are using in this “tolerant” love everyone, embrace yourself, love yourself, but don’t masturbate in public love yourself, just be comfortable in a bikini even though you’re 40 pounds over weight because you’re a person too, and you have sex organs too, and people will fuck you, even if it requires being drunk…confidence is the place your head should be…not listening to the fat shaming people…that are really just doing you a favor since all science points to being fat killing you prematurely, meaning it isn’t somehting to embrace or celebrate as a person or a brand or a modeling agency trying to maximize profits…that would be like celebrating a smoker by giving her more cigarettes and telling her it’s ok to smoke…as they monetize her smoking…before she dies a terrible lung cancer death.. Plus sized models are a society being irresponsible…..and here’s one in lingerie…that you may find gross, digsting, but would fuck because you, like me, have no standards and see the humor in it. The post Emily Nolan Plus Sized Model in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
50 Cent Trashes Jay Z’s Tidal Service Even more criticism for Jay Z’s Tidal venture , this time coming from fellow Hip-Hop mogul 50 Cent . 50 says he feels that the whole idea was more of a corporate play, and doesn’t see the sense in purchasing a business that provides services that are already out there. Via BusinessInsider : Rapper 50 Cent is the latest musician to speak out against Jay Z’s $9.99-per-month artist-owned music-streaming service, Tidal. During an interview with the Los Angeles radio station REAL 92.3, the rapper was asked his thoughts on the service. “They probably could’ve did something more exciting if they reached out, because the people you saw there don’t even own the rights to their music,” he said. “So they can’t say it’s gonna come out of Tidal. It has to go everywhere.” Essentially, 50 Cent is saying people don’t need to pay upward of $9.99 a month for music that will be available elsewhere, including rival streaming services such as Pandora and Spotify. In other words, he says, “Why would you actually buy Tidal to get something that would be everywhere else?” In March, Jay Z debuted Tidal with a star-studded presentation that included Usher, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Madonna, Kanye West, Daft Punk, Arcade Fire, Beyoncé, and many others. “Usher was there and Madonna and all these people. That’s a little bit more of a, when you say, ‘It was business,’ it’s more of a corporate play,” 50 Cent said. “When the record is playing on the air, they say, ‘Oh, all right. Let’s get this guy.’ “The companies have contracts, and companies are gonna do everything to get the maximum performance out of the music,” he added. “They’re not going to just put it through Tidal as a service.” Does he have a point, or is he hating?
When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around…. This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything…. The post Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .