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Delete Your Account: The Only Vogue We Recognize Is Teen Vogue

Delete Your Account is a weekly column that takes the hot air out of celebrities, the media, and their social media shenanigans. Every Friday, I will decide whether or not each perpetrator should delete their accounts and never grace the internet again. This week, Vogue needs to pack its knives and go, Shaq should remember… Read more »

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Jenna Jameson Takes on the Muslims and Defends the KKK of the Day

The headline going around is that Jenna Jameson is shitting on muslims because they remind her of her porn producers that made her a lot of money and told her how great she was over and over again because they were using her to make money themselves…because because porn is a weird place, especially now, of broken women trying to find validation, and loving being the center of attention, for doing the dumbest fucking work ever, like getting fucked day after day….until they get banged out and forgotten…most not as lucky as Jenna Jameson to have early to the internet membership site model…and thus able to bank tons of money for her and her husband who went on to start a bunch of other websites…because they figured out the internet HUSTLE.. Well after falling into drugs and craziness, like real craziness, I guess she’s pulled herself back together and fixed all the breaks in her soul from the career of being an important force in porn…which really isn’t saying much, it’s just saying girl fucked on camera…and well…she’s making headlines for shitting on Muslims, because she’s Jewish and Jews hate Muslims…and then defending the KKK, only to retract that, but not before the media picked up on her and called her a KKK sympathizer..which would be weird considering she’s Jewish..and if I learned anything from Jerry Springer in the 90s, it’s that the KKK hate Jews more than Blacks because Jews can blend in…and in Jenna Jameson’s case…can be jerked off to without knowing she’s a jew…because I guess she had her Jewish tail amputated…right? I am not defending Jenna Jameson, I don’t give a fuck about her opinion on anything…but I figure it’s making headlines, It’s funny, she’s a broken retired pornstar, who is now working some weird activism…and it’s entertaining….not dick in vagina while she moans annoyingly with her dumb porn tits entertaining…but she’s old now…so probably a better use of her time…and fingers..and mouth…and I guess shattered pussy she’s keeping in her fitness pants… Good times.. These probably aren’t in order and probably better that way… She’s also pregnant because someone married her and knocked her up again – I am surprised she’s able to get pregnant…maybe it’s some archival cum that’s filled her up years ago…paternity test this shit… The post Jenna Jameson Takes on the Muslims and Defends the KKK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter – Big – Gross- Everything of the Day

This just in….Ariel Winter…still a dumpy girl you don’t really know why you’re jerking off to but you’re jerking off to because the media has brain washed you to think she’s hot… I remember trying to fit in in White America as an immigrant and all the guys in my seventh grade class were about this bitch who to this day looks like a mutant burn victim…and I just couldn’t fuck with it…they’d go on and on about how hot she was…and I’d think “she’s so gross, I must be a faggot or something, because the actual hot chick is the one I’m into, I’d never touch the burn victim”…..only to get me beat up…. I feel like Ariel Winter has a lot of the same situation going on…one guy told another guy she was not hot in a loud bar…and like broken telephone it went viral and everyone was like “that fat chick with the fat tits is hot”…and people started posting and talking about her…creating this… I look….and don’t understand…yes…big tits..rich…on TV…but the fucking homeless woman always asking me to buy her McDonalds also has huge tits..and I only eat her out because I am disgusting..not because shes hot. America…you need some perspective and here are her big tits walking…..looking like she’s on her period all the fucking time… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter – Big – Gross- Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna: It’s Over! Again! Maybe for Good This Time!

In news that is just about as stunning as Donald Trump blasting the media as being fake and terrible and biased, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have broken up. Yes, again. Will the break-up stick this time around? There’s no way to possibly answer that question, because any answer would imply that you believe this romance was ever real to begin with. But let’s just go ahead and play along with what the reality stars want us to think, okay? Here we go… What drove Blac Chyna and Rob apart in this latest case? No media outlet can say for certain, but an insider tells People Magazine that the romantic dissolution isn’t new. “They split a while ago. The wedding plans are off,” a source close to Kardashian tells this publication, adding: “They are both trying to be mature about it. It was less dramatic this time.” This would at least explain why Blac Chyna was spotted out with a random Patriots fan earlier this month. It would also explain why Chyna shared a bunch of cute pictures of her and her kids a couple weeks ago, with Rob notoriously absent from the images. The stars went public with their relationship in January 2016. The stunning romance didn’t just take the public surprise, but also members of Rob’s family, consider Chyna has long feuded with Kylie Jenner due to her relationship with Tyga. (Tyga is the father of Blac Chyna’s son, King Cairo.) Chyna is also good friends with Amber Rose, an ex-girlfriend of Kanye West, who is now married to Rob’s sister Kim Kardashian. It’s all very confusing, we know. Few took the pair seriously, assuming they were only appearing together for publicity, but then Rob proposed to Chyna in April 2016, and, a month later, they announced they were expecting their first child. The two welcomed their daughter in November.  She’s really cute: But the two fought as much as they made out, actually starring in an E! reality series that basically just featured one monumental argument after another. The last time we reported on their alleged break-up was in early January… so it’s been over a month of quiet, assumed bliss between the tandem. That may be a new record! “Rob thinks it’s the right decision,” a source tells Us Weekly of this split. “Chyna has disappeared for days at a time without communicating or providing any updates. This won’t end well.” A second insiders says confirms to this tabloid that the two have been at odds since late December. At that time, Chyna grabbed all of her belongings , cleaned out the nursery and left with their baby girl. Or so the stars wanted us to believe… mere days later, Rob was the one apologizing and they were posing together on New Year’s Eve. View Slideshow: Kardashian Breakups and Makeups: A Romantic Rewind “[It’s the same] with her yelling and screaming about how his family doesn’t like or support her, and his insecurities,” writes Us Weekly. The social media accounts of both stars have been bereft of the other one for weeks now. So this break-up really may be for real. If so… THANK FRICKIN GOODNESS, right?!? We know there’s a baby girl now at the center of all this madness and we would love it if she were raised in a stable-two parent household of course. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos But that was never on the table for Rob and Chyna. Better they go their separate ways now and spare the poor child the ongoing trauma of living with two attention-starved, money-hungry maniacs, wouldn’t you say? Let’s just hope she doesn’t need too much therapy down the line and let’s also hope this split doesn’t cause Rob to eat his weight in Twinkies or anything like that. Be careful, dude.

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Donald Trump: I’m Not a Bad Person! Really!

Donald Trump was at his unhinged best this afternoon. Or worst, depending on your point of view. Speaking to reporters about his choice for Labor Secretary, following the withdrawal of Andrew Puzder for this position due to a wife-beating scandal, Trump said he had settled on Alexander Acosta. Okay, great. Awesome. Fair enough. But then the fireworks began. Or the trainwreck, again, depending in your point of view. “Many of the nation’s reporters and folks will not tell you the truth,” Trump said, at least being consistent with what he’s said in 140 characters or fewer many times over the past few weeks. The President continued: “The media is trying to attack our administration because they know we are following through on pledges that we made, and they’re not happy about it, for whatever reason. “I turn on the news and I see stories of chaos. And yet it is the exact opposite. The administration is running like a fine-tuned machine.” Look. We’re a celebrity gossip site. We’re not here to talk actual politics. But Trump’s National Security Advisor just resigned due to the lies he told about having had illegal contact with Russia over the past few months. A Federal Appeals court recently shot down his immigration-related Executive Order because it was unconstitutional. Spokeswoman Kellyanne Conway is under investigation for possibly breaking federal law by using her position to shill for Ivanka Trump . Go ahead and defend your administration, Donald, we wouldn’t expect anything less. But if THIS is your definition of a “fine-tuned machine,” well… we hope we never need to operate said machine. Despite the very low unemployment rate and the lack of a single refugee terror attack over the past eight years, Trump went on to say he “inherited a mess” when he took office. “There’s never been a presidency that’s done so much in such a short period of time, and we haven’t started the big work,” Trump insisted. He then claimed General Flynn did “nothing wrong” with Russia, despite Flynn resigning due to what he did with Russia, and referred all the reports linking his campaign and administration to the U.S. enemy as “fake news.” At one point, Trump even said he’s not a “bad person.” “I never get phone calls from the media,” Trump said, hilariously, wondering: “How do they write a story like that in the Wall Street Journal without calling me? How do they write a story in The New York Times?” While celebrities watched the press conference unfold and live-Tweeted in utter shock and despair, Trump added: “I can handle a bad story better than anybody, as long as it’s true. But I’m not OK when it’s fake. Here’s a look at what some of those celebrities had to say: Josh Groban : Unhinged. This isn’t politics. This isn’t red and blue. This is reality and insanity. Both sides of the aisle, please protect us. I can’t laugh about him anymore. It just isn’t funny. I feel genuinely scared about his confusion and egomania. We are in a tailspin. Billy Eichner : This speech MY GOD. Samantha Ronson : No matter how many times you say otherwise, you lost the popular vote. LOST. LOST. 3 million. #stoplying #notmypresident. Ike Barinholtz : Trump’s delusion level is Norma Desmond. Jake Tapper : That was unhinged. That was wild. We could go on and on. Did you catch the press conference? Sound off below with your take on it! View Slideshow: Easy D: Donald Trump Tweets Bizarre Phrase, Twitter Has Field Day

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Pooch Hall Co-Hosts ‘The Real’ & Discusses TVOne’s Movie ‘Media’

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Actor Pooch Hall co-hosts ‘The Real.’ The talk show features a segment about TVOne’s upcoming movie ‘Media.’

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Matt Damon Almost Cried When George Clooney Revealed Baby News

Now that we’ve had a day to let the news soak in that George and Amal Clooney are expecting twins , the celebrities are in full force with their reactions to the baby news.  Clooney’s long-time friend, Matt Damon actually found out about the pregnancy long before it hit the media and he almost cried tears of joy.  “I was working with him last fall and he pulled me aside on set and I mean, I almost started crying. I was so happy for him,” the star told Entertainment Tonight Canada. “And I was like, ‘How far along is she?’ And he goes, ‘Eight weeks.’” However, Damon was quick to confirm to Clooney that he was a superstitious person.  “‘Are you out of your mind?! Don’t tell anybody else! Don’t tell anybody else! Don’t you know the 12-week rule?’ Like of course he doesn’t.” He continued, “‘Just shut up, man.’ And then four weeks later, I’m like, ‘We’re good right?’” Clooney answered, “We’re good.” Clooney revealing the news to Matt so quickly showed just how happy he was to be welcoming twins into the world.  Despite Matt worrying about superstition, he was quick to point out that he was super happy for his friend.  “So yeah, I’m thrilled for him. She’s amazing. He hit the jackpot. Just on every level. She is a remarkable woman.” “They’re gonna be great. They’re gonna be awesome parents. Those kids are lucky,” he added. George and Amal tied the knot in September 2014 in Venice, Italy. The couple already had a dog together and are said to be ecstatic about the news of them welcoming twins into the world.  It sure sounds like they are happy with each other and have a lot of support as they go through this exciting time in their lives.  What do you think about all this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Stars Expecting Babies in 2017: Who’s Ready to Pop?

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Madonna Shares Sweet Photo: Look at My Adopted Kids!

Madonna may have received some heat a few weeks ago when she said she had thought about blowing up the White House . But we expect the singer will receive nothing but praise and well wishes for the following piece of major news: She has adopted twin four-year olds from Malawi. Although the legendary artist denied rumors that an adoption was pending last month, multiple outlets reported earlier today that the High Court from Malawi granted the 58-year-old the ability to adopt these girls from the country on Tuesday. Madonna then appeared in court with her attorney alongside the twins’ father and uncle, who both witnessed the adoption. And then she went ahead and confirmed the life-altering decision herself on Instagram this afternoon. “I can officially confirm I have completed the process of adopting twin sisters from Malawi and am overjoyed that they are now part of our family,” Madonna captioned an photograph of herself walking hand-in-hand with the toddler, both of whom were wearing matching blue-and-white polka dot patterned dresses. Continued The Material Girl: “I am deeply grateful to all those in Malawi who helped make this possible, and I ask the media please to respect our privacy during this transitional time. “Thank you also to my friends, family and my very large team for all your support and Love!” Malawi’s judiciary spokesperson told People Magazine that the girls’ mother died in August 2012, a week after giving birth to the twins. “After their mother died, the children were looked after by their grandmother, who could not fully provide for them, so they were taken into an orphanage,” this spokesperson explained. Of course, the adoption process in Malawi is not anything new to Madonna. She is the birth mother of Lourdes Leon, 20, and Rocco Ritchie, 16; and she adopted 11-year-old son David Banda and daughter Mercy James from the country in 2008 and 2009. Some folks there may also be unaware that Madonna actually founded the Raising Malawi organization more than a decade ago. Its mission is to fight against poverty among the nation’s orphaned children by constructing schools, strengthening hospitals and providing resources for orphans and impoverished children. Pretty awesome, huh? This charity work played a big role in the singer’s latest adoption, according to the aforementioned judiciary spokesperson. “Madonna has been very close to Malawi,” she continued telling People. “She has been involved in so many projects and is currently helping to expand the children’s ward at the Queen Elizabeth Central Hospital. “So Madonna has been coming to Malawi frequently. So it is not unusual to people in Malawi at all. They know Madonna very well in terms of the high-profile work she has done for the community.” We send Madonna and her two new kids nothing but our very best wishes. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Adopted Children Click through the above photo gallery for a look at other celebrities who have adopted children.

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Natalie Portman’s Bare Ass in a Movie of the Day

I don’t know if this really qualifies as a pic of Nat Portman’s bare ass, but she looks like she’s naked on the beach in this move, so I guess it does count, I’m just desensitized from the media and need gaping asshole being inserted to tighten up her mom pussy pics – to actually care…while this is just weird to me… But lucky for Natalie Portman, she’s Natalie Portman, the Hot Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere, hoping they one day find their Natalie Portman….the beacon of hope that there are other hot Jewish girls out there…and there are…I’ve fucked a few of them…and they all had big tits…not that Natalie Portman, your favorite Star Wars star, RIP Carrie Fisher, and a mom of at least one…or maybe two kids….has big tits…but she’s still Jewish…and that’s ok…unless you’re a racist American who think her people control tech, entertainment, finance, the media, medicine, pharma.. because they do..but from your white sheet wearing trailer park party…where you wrestle lawn furniture…that there seems like a conspiracy…like calling this pic of her ass a pic of her ass…it’s clearly not ass enough The post Natalie Portman’s Bare Ass in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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