Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience… It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can.. I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash… I will look at a nice juicy ass anywhere…but this never ending touring from coast to coast, mountain to mountain is so ridiculous you kind of have to just laugh and love it.. The post Sara Underwood’s Landscape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is some hipster looking rich kid – who is not only from a rich family thanks to her family, but also a rich kid thanks to her family whoring her out… This is for some magaizne…because she’s in movies and is very important in a world that only cares about the co-signs or the other people who like them – so that they must be great…s People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage thanks to all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass Point being – these are boring pics – but I have confidence somewhere someone is jerking off to it. The post Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
That’s a lot of people who have no idea who Rita Ora is…yet clicked follow on her feed…because I would argue that no one knows who Rita Ora is…they just know she has tits and that the media talks about her… She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits… I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her… She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter. The post Rita Ora Hit 11 Million Followers…and She was Classy About It of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
That’s a lot of people who have no idea who Rita Ora is…yet clicked follow on her feed…because I would argue that no one knows who Rita Ora is…they just know she has tits and that the media talks about her… She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits… I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her… She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter. The post Rita Ora Hit 11 Million Followers…and She was Classy About It of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Richie is the trashy, slutty, mini Nicole Richie who actually has biological parents she takes her name from – which probably makes her more spoiled than her adopted sister – because every parent prefers their bio child – especially later in life, when not touring, and involved in their upbrining – but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have daddy issues, or rich girl problems – because they all do….it just means that she gets to go to bed thinking “at least I’m not adopted like my annoying sister, who isn’t even my sister, she’s more my inheritance thief, I hate her”… It seems like she’s doing what 18 year olds in the LA scene – and really any scene – but in the LA scene it is way more irritating because they are rich and rubbing shoulders with the famous people they’ve always been around… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sofia Richie is Out There Getting it Done of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Richie is the trashy, slutty, mini Nicole Richie who actually has biological parents she takes her name from – which probably makes her more spoiled than her adopted sister – because every parent prefers their bio child – especially later in life, when not touring, and involved in their upbrining – but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have daddy issues, or rich girl problems – because they all do….it just means that she gets to go to bed thinking “at least I’m not adopted like my annoying sister, who isn’t even my sister, she’s more my inheritance thief, I hate her”… It seems like she’s doing what 18 year olds in the LA scene – and really any scene – but in the LA scene it is way more irritating because they are rich and rubbing shoulders with the famous people they’ve always been around… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sofia Richie is Out There Getting it Done of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if the secret service come after you when you post pictures of the President (but just for a few days) daughter in a bikini top – for the paparazzi…who after googling…is 15 fucking years old…so stop looking at her you fucking creeps… She is but a child, a child in a bikini, but that’s the trend now. All these young girls showing off their bodies harder than their media idols…the Jenners… The only interesting thing about this, unless you like young girls in bikinis, and you probably do, because the hormones in the food…and the way they dress…and the fact they grew up on porn…makes them a lot more like 18 year olds from when I was 18….hell she’s probably had more sex than me…I mean probably not, her freedom hasn’t really been dropped from being a target the last 8 years of her life…thanks to her dad holding the most important position in American politics that Trump miraculously won from him… I just wonder how powerful media she was probably forced to stare at growing up will be on her. She’s got two brilliant parents, all the opportunity in the world, probably colleges begging to get her to join their faculty when she graduates high school in 3 years…YOU FUCKING PERVERTS STOP LOOKING AT HER BIKINI TOP… Or will she become a novelty, a Kardashian, and instagram whore who plays it up for the cameras…will the Obama sisters have a TV show…one already smokes weed on the internet at music festivals…it’s not like anyone wouldn’t let them hang…I mean Obamas are cool as fuck… Is this the first of many “beach days”….and “fitness” videos…who fucking knows…it’s just the whole world is ratchet…you might as well take her in before Friday and the decent begins…or maybe this is the decent beginning…who knows. She’s 15…leave her the fuck alone asshole.. The post Sasha Obama Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if the secret service come after you when you post pictures of the President (but just for a few days) daughter in a bikini top – for the paparazzi…who after googling…is 15 fucking years old…so stop looking at her you fucking creeps… She is but a child, a child in a bikini, but that’s the trend now. All these young girls showing off their bodies harder than their media idols…the Jenners… The only interesting thing about this, unless you like young girls in bikinis, and you probably do, because the hormones in the food…and the way they dress…and the fact they grew up on porn…makes them a lot more like 18 year olds from when I was 18….hell she’s probably had more sex than me…I mean probably not, her freedom hasn’t really been dropped from being a target the last 8 years of her life…thanks to her dad holding the most important position in American politics that Trump miraculously won from him… I just wonder how powerful media she was probably forced to stare at growing up will be on her. She’s got two brilliant parents, all the opportunity in the world, probably colleges begging to get her to join their faculty when she graduates high school in 3 years…YOU FUCKING PERVERTS STOP LOOKING AT HER BIKINI TOP… Or will she become a novelty, a Kardashian, and instagram whore who plays it up for the cameras…will the Obama sisters have a TV show…one already smokes weed on the internet at music festivals…it’s not like anyone wouldn’t let them hang…I mean Obamas are cool as fuck… Is this the first of many “beach days”….and “fitness” videos…who fucking knows…it’s just the whole world is ratchet…you might as well take her in before Friday and the decent begins…or maybe this is the decent beginning…who knows. She’s 15…leave her the fuck alone asshole.. The post Sasha Obama Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Donald Trump may be in serious trouble. We’re talking serious, BIGLY trouble, like no politician has ever been in before. On Tuesday night, mere hours before Barack Obama made us all cry during his Farewell Address, multiple news outlets reported that Trump may have been compromised by Russia. In a stunning, 35-page document, anonymous sources allege that the foreign power has been blackmailing and colluding with the President-Elect over “salacious” personal and professional information it has cultivated on Trump over the years. It’s important to note that the information contained in this report has not been verified by any U.S. intelligence agencies at the moment. But Buzzfeed has actually published the full, unverified dossier – which has been circulating among elected officials, intelligence agents and journalists for weeks – that outlines how the Russian government has been “cultivating, supporting and assisting” Donald Trump for years. A synopsis of this packet was reportedly given to Trump and Obama at some point this month. Both have been made aware of the damning intel Russia has gathered on Trump. The document was prepared by a former British intelligence agent. Among other shocking claims, it says: – Trump was first approached by Russian officials in 2013 when he was in Moscow for the Miss Universe Pageant. – His lawyer, Michael Cohen, held clandestine meetings with Russian officials in Prague in which he discussed pay-offs to Russia for the nation having hacked into U.S. email accounts in an attempt to sway the election toward Trump. – Trump “accepted a regular flow of intelligence from the Kremlin,” including on his Democratic and political rivals. – During a trip to Moscow, in which he stayed in the same Ritz-Carlton room as Barack and Michelle Obama once stayed, Trump asked prostitutes to defile the bed on which The First Couple once slept by peeing on each other. You can read the entire document HERE . You may draw your own conclusions and you may read every detail of this alleged relationship between Trump and Russia. View Slideshow: 14 Stars Donald Trump Thinks Are YUUGELY Overrated But, as you might, expect, the Internet is focused on one specific aspect of the report: The whole golden shower thing. Here is the excerpt from the dossier that highlights this allegation: According to Source D, where s/he had been present, Trump’s (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel where he knew President and Mrs. Obama (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him. Along with (great) jokes about R. Kelly now singing at Trump’s inauguration, Twitter could not help but go off on the assertion that Donald Trump asked prostitutes to pee all over each other in his presence. To wit: Chelsea Handler referred to Kanye West’s blonde hair , shared a photo of the rapper with Trump and wrote: “Kanye’s new hair makes a lot more sense now #GoldenShowers.” The following Joe Biden meme is also making the hilarious rounds: Of everything listed in this document, Trump paying for golden showers may be the least important allegation. It would simply paint the President-Elect as someone with unique sexual tastes, not as someone working with a foreign power to undermine the U.S. democracy. But we’ll save the in-depth political analysis for CNN, Fox News and MSNBC. We’re The Hollywood Gossip. What else are we going to focus on aside from Trump’s supposed desire to soil a bed in which the Obamas once slept with prostitute urine? For his part, Trump has referred to this entire report as a “witch hunt.” Sorry, as a “WITCH HUNT.” He, along with Mike Pence, also linked to an article in something called Lifezette.com titled “Fake News: BuzzFeed Runs ‘Unverifiable’ Trump-Russia Claims” as proof that the whole thing is BS. This random website is run by conservative talk show host and outspoken Trump supporter Laura Ingraham. And BuzzFeed itself wrote several times that the report is “unverified.” This is all a lot to digest, we know. But don’t think too much about it. Just look forward to Trump’s press conference today, hope the media does its job in pressing him on everything related to Russia… … and enjoy some more golden shower jokes on Twitter!
On the classic track “Trap Queen,” Fetty Wap once rapped the following. I’m like hey, wassup, hello/Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door/I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll. So the artist has made it clear all along: He just wants someone to hang with, maybe roll around in the sack with. He’s never been seeking fame or fortune, especially not in the way that Kim Kardashian and Ray J went about getting it. Fetty Wap’s views on the opposite sex, and on sex in general, have become relevant because TMZ confirms that a Fetty Wap sex tape is in existence. Shady websites such as Fameolous and MediaTakeOut have posted clips of the rapper engaged in both oral sex and vaginal intercourse with an ex-girlfriend named Alexis Skyy. But here’s the thing: Fetty has made it clear that he did not release the video and that he does not want anyone to profit of his past lovemaking. As a result, TMZ insiders say his lawyers are drafting a cease-and-desist letter to send to the aforementioned websites, along with any other websites that have shared naked footage of Wap and Skyy. (Here is a picture of Alexis Skyy, for the record.) The letter does not accuse Skyy leaking the video. However, let’s be real here. Who else could have done it? TMZ writes that the letter does warn the large-breasted ex that a lawsuit could very well be coming her way if Fetty discovers she’s behind the sex tape. All this said, Fetty has not come out and admitted it’s actually him on the videos. He’s trying to remain coy about that admission, but you need not squint too hard to read between the lines here. Why would he take issue with the sex tape’s release if it isn’t his penis featured in said video? A lawyer for Skyy, meanwhile, claims his client is not behind the leak and is considering her own legal action. At this point, it seems unlikely that the full video will ever be released. It’s probably also in the best interests of all websites who have posted the content to remove said content. “All of this is so crazy & embarrassing!!” Skyy wrote on Twitter after talk of the sex tape went viral. She added: “To think SOMEBODY would want to expose my personal life with the world is so disgusting but I have faith in Gods work & I know I’m covered! Sorry to my family & supporters for this.” And we’re sorry to God. We’re guessing He really has no interest in being linked to any kind of Fetty Wap sex tape story. View Slideshow: 11 Surprising Sex Tape Stars: It’s Not Just Kim! Click around above for a look at a few stars who have admittedly recorded a sex tape. Some of these names may surprise you!
