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Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day

Beyonce isn’t hot…but she thinks she’s hot…because everyone around her tells her how hot she is… I guess when you’re woth 500,000,000 dollars, and people around you suck your dick all day, and the audience just feeds into her, she’s either like “yes I’m amazing”…or “fuck it, let’s do this”…. But it makes me laugh, because Mark Zuckerberg is worth 41 billion dollars, and people jus think he’s evil, but it would be amazing if he was more like an Entertainment dude, and posed like Beyonce, all cocky with his success.. Maybe Beyonce is in denial about being in her 30s and a mom…it’s some kind of crisis…or maybe she’s trying to stay relevant with her baby daddy to distract him from all his groupies and bajan hookers.. Here she is from her TUMBLR promoting cheesy music festival flash tattoos everyone is into… The post Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is at the tail end of her career. Victoria’s Secret has already lined up 10 of her replacements. She’s old, she looks tired, her body is less impressive than it once was. Her racist, South African, Blood diamond, slave running, racist farm owning, still fucking hot, but pretty fucking boring, modeling that has been pretty limited to Victoria’s Secret….she’s been overused, over exposed, she’s played out and expired…and in doing this, hasn’t really been a media attention whore, or even a personality, or anything but a living, at least we assume living, mannequin used by the brand to sell garbage product… So before she bows out, her legacy will be forgotten, her work unmemorable, a future bleak but well funded due to her smart investments, she’s managed to take some hot polaroids for the brand, because I guess everything she does is for the brand, and the brand is dabbling with being current and hip….by using key photographers…and that’s perfectly reasonable behavior… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Aug 1, 2015 at 12:30pm PDT So the gossip magazines want you to know that the Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid rich kids from LA who pretend they are models because rich kids get what they want and are never told no…even if they are just playing make-belief…are each dating a Jonas Brother.. Kendall with Jonas Brother 1 and Gigi with Jonas Brother 2… I have a friend who was in Vegas this weekend and she says both Jonas brother 1 and Jonas Brother 2, or maybe it was Jonas Brother 1, but it could have been Jonas Brother 2, were surrounded by a bunch of girls, because they are young enough, rich enough, famous enough, and not virgin enough, to use their fame to slutty tweens, who are now probably 25, for vaginal sex… Now I don’t care who Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are pretending to date for the sake of the media, or if Jonas 1 or Jonas 2 are dating them, or loyal to them, or cheating on them…and I really hope you don’t care either…because if you do..you’re weirder than me. (for all you haters, my boots are faux ????) The post Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Feminist Armpit Hair and Trimmed Pussy Inconsistency for Purple Magazine of the Day

Alexandra Marzella is up on the femoinist hustle… You know shaving her pussy into a perfectly porno landing strip, while growing out her armpit hair, to prove some kind of point I am unsure of…but know all these girls are all about it, and I don’t find that it looks cute, not that I care if a bitch is hairy, I’ve loved bush forever, I just find it irritating her armpit has more bush than her fucking bush does, which is what I am actually into…but I guess bush doesn’t really get much exposure to prove a point when in public… I just think these young feminists are right to want women’s rights or to fight people like the Kardashians for objectifying women in the media, it’s like fuck that trash, but the reality is, when they get naked and “empowered” they are essentially doing the same thing as Kim Kardashian…and more importantly, they are fighting a fight they’ve already won…but any excuse to get girls naked, works for me, that’s why I am a feminist, cuz I like empowering women through nudity…and I like nudity…and I fucking hate the Kardashians…but I still don’t like to fuck with Armpit hair…it just isn’t sexy to me, unless girl is on her period and her menstrual cup is stinky, and her armpit is the only thing I can fuck..it’s very Euro.. The post Feminist Armpit Hair and Trimmed Pussy Inconsistency for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scott Disick Breaks Silence on Kourtney Kardashian Split: Gotta Stay Positive!

Scott Disick has finally opened up, albeit briefly, for the first time since his infamous breakup from longtime partner Kourtney Kardashian. What did he have to say about his current state? While hosting a bash at 1OAK Nightclub in Las Vegas Friday, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star addressed the elephant in the room. “[I’m] just taking it one day at a time,” he told the media on the red carpet. “With everything going on right now, I need to be positive for myself.” Disick, 32, stuck with a bottle of water, was constantly on his phone, and kept his distance from female fans while he hung out at his VIP table. He was joined by Love and Hip Hop Hollywood’s Mally Mall, who was also involved in that scandalous ” music video shoot ” at Scott’s house. ” Scott was rather disconnected once he got into the club,” a witness says. “Typically a very verbal and outrageous host, [he] was rather restrained.” Disick, who canceled his previous two club appearances, was absolutely roasted on Twitter when he announced his return to the club circuit. Earlier this week, Disick met up with Kardashian, 36, and the couple’s daughter Penelope at the Beverly Hills Hotel for the first time post-split. Kardashian still wants Disick to have a relationship with his offspring, but she’s in the process of seeking sole custody of their three children. As for whether there is still any hope for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick , that seems very unlikely after the whole Chloe Bartoli situation. View Slideshow: 11 Hottest Chloe Bartoli Photos: Scott Disick’s Side-Piece is Smokin’!

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Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day

I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup…. And I’m sticking to that… Because I’m not sticking it to her… Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work.. But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn… Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy.. The post Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day

I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup…. And I’m sticking to that… Because I’m not sticking it to her… Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work.. But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn… Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy.. The post Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

Her name is Crista Cober… She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her.. I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil… I guess what I’m trying to say is… Cool pictures bro… The post Crista Cober for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

Her name is Crista Cober… She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her.. I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil… I guess what I’m trying to say is… Cool pictures bro… The post Crista Cober for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day

Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news… Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird… Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other…. Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars… It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention… It’s annoying but the world is annoying.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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