Gisele Bundchen is on the beach with her kid…and it would be far more magical if it happened in a time when she wasn’t a mom, but instead when she was rumored to be a tranny from Brazil that Victoria’s Secret kidnapped and held captive always threatening to let the world know her penis secret if she didn’t pose for free…not because I like tranny porn, if anything I find it weirder than incest porn, because trannies aren’t human…however the doubt in my mind, you know the not really officially knowing, like when you get blow jobs from random chicks in bars who may or may not have adam’s apples, makes things more exhilarating… But she’s still fit in a bikini…and there is still hope that her Jock husband is gay from all the locker room masturbationg…and that maybe…just maybe her clit is a dick…just to make all those years of assuming she was a tranny matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget…. Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous. Here are her bikini pics from vacation.
Sara Sampaio is a greasy Portuguese fish eating model who is modelling for Free People in bikinis…and shit is about as exciting as bikini catalog pictures go, which is not exciting at all. They are all the same… If anything, the random fame whore attention seeking sluts on Instagram are more interesting and have more compelling pictures than this…but because Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, I am going to pretend that them lending her out to other companies that they probably manufacture for, is more important than the amateur models looking for this kind of campaign…because..that’s what the media wants me to do…I blame the illuminati.
I know that when it comes to Illuminati, New World Order, Satanist, etc conspiracies…I generally like to turn to Tila Tequila, who despite being a fake titty implant whore from the internet who really has nothing to offer the world, she did get rich and her own show, so she must know a little something about fooling motherfuckers…and even if she’s fallen off because that’s what the Illuminati does to the people they allow on TV, and can’t spell through her meds they have her on…she’s making an effort to get the truth, at least the truth according to her out there… I also know when it comes to the TRUTH, you won’t find it on the media. I get all kinds of celebrity gossip stories from insiders that never get published ever…because the media is a fucking joke… So she’s claiming that she’s got scoop on Paul Walkers death and maybe she does, but if she does, she’ll be played out being a crazy person and a “suicide” will happen, because that’s the life she chose..
The video showing a Houston teen named Sharkeisha beating up another girl is still getting heavy play on social media and blogs over a week after it went viral. Anti-bullying groups and others aren’t pleased about that, either, particularly when it comes to people cheering on the girl and her vicious sucker punch. Sharkeisha Video The video was uploaded to Instagram last week before being removed due to terms of use violations. It has also been yanked from Twitter and Facebook. Still, Sharkeisha remains a hot topic across the web, and the Anti-Bullying Alliance is condemning it, as well as the act of sharing violence online. The group’s Luke Roberts told the International Business Times: “It is important that young people, the media industry, government and parents work together to make young people feel protected when online.” “It is important to remind young people that what they put online is permanent and difficult to take down,” he added of the video’s staging and sharing. “Young people don’t seem to comprehend that what you do at 14 might affect you when you are 19 looking for a job,” he said, stating the obvious. Sharkeisha may have trouble getting one after this, we’re guessing. Sharkeisha: Fight Video Heard ‘Round the World Kidscape’s Director of Services, Peter Bradley, said the bigger issue here is that lots of people enjoyed watching and sharing the video in question: “These actions illustrate thousands of young people who have taken a part in an attack on an innocent young woman and the images posted on the internet.” Demetria L. Lucas, an editor with the Root, denounced the apparent glorification of the violence in the Sharkeisha video on Twitter and Facebook: “It’s a vulgar display of violence, a tragic depiction of someone lacking anger management and humanity and a shocking example of just how wayward some teens are.” “Sharkeisha’s reaction to a petty dispute over, likely, a boy who didn’t care about either of these girls is a clear-cut case of assault.” “This isn’t funny. At all. This isn’t entertainment to get through the workday. The way that girl was kicked in the face could have resulted in her death.” Sharkeisha Victim Speaks Out! Sharkeisha victim Shamichael Manuel told KHOU-TV that Sharkeisha used to be her friend before this, and that she was invited over after school. Little did she know she would be assaulted in cowardly fashion. She says she was set up by Sharkeisha and others, punched and kicked when she wasn’t even looking in what was a pathetic act of senseless brutality. VOTE: Should Sharkeisha be arrested for this attack? Yes. Look at what she did! No. She deserves a similar cowardly beating instead. No. It’s between the two of them. Everybody just back off … View Poll »
Here are some pics of model or aspiring model Ireland Baldwin in a bikini with her boyfriend, she’s 18, 6 foot and large…but has figured out, probably thanks to years of Media Training by her pro parents, that stand next to a bitch fatter than you, and you’ll always look skinny…she’s a clever one this Ireland Baldwin and I am a fan of whatever it is that she does…because..it’s harmless half naked 18 year old fun…and big or not..I’ll still look at the pics…
Over the last few days, members of Reality Television’s First Family have gotten even more naked than usual. There’s been a Kendall Jenner nipples sighting via Instagram, while Kim Kardashian is topless in her fiancee’s latest music video. Might this not be a coincidence? Might Kendall and Kim be giving fans a tease of something very special (and naked!) to come? A panelist on VH1’s “The Gossip Table” claims that Kendall, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are discussing the possibility of posing for Playboy. All at once. Together. In the same spread. There doesn’t seem to be much evidence to back this allegation up, except that Kendall has said many times she wants to follow in the path of her sister and Kim has said she wants to do Playboy again . And Khloe did one pose naked for PETA, so she isn’t adverse to taking her clothes off in front of the camera. But still. Three nude sisters in one pictorial? Is this the greatest idea ever or the grossest? Or some combination thereof? Sound off now: Should Kendall, Kim and Khloe all pose for Playboy together? Yes, it will be a best-selling issue! No… GROSS! View Poll »
It’s the end of an era. The pioneering desktop MP3 player Winamp, which so many of us grew up playing illegally downloaded tunes on, will soon be no more. Yes, it is actually still in existence. But won’t be as of December 20. In a world dominated by iTunes, “the first reaction to Winamp’s closure might be surprise that it still exists in the first place,” says the Wall Street Journal. That it does. AOL acquired it in 1999, just two years after its creation, and when it was as hot as it gets, with its $80 million purchase of Nullsoft. The AOL subsidiary has even continued tending to the once-venerable MP3 player, releasing updates and versions for Mac OSX and Android. Winamp made its announcement as it released its latest, and last, update to Windows. This and other versions will still work after December 20, AOL said. However, “Winamp.com and associated web services will no longer be available” and “Winamp Media players will no longer be available for download.” 🙁 Winamp became a ubiquitous piece of software when Napster exploded onto the scene in the late 1990s. Once you got your music, that’s what played it. As popular as it was then, it’s that scarce now. The general consensus among fans today is that they didn’t know it was still around. Not shocking, as AOL essentially killed the player a long time ago. When AOL bought Winamp and music-streaming service Spinner, it aspired to be really big in music, and create within its four walls the next MTV. But when AOL threw the two companies together, putting Spinner in charge, the lack of guidance and resulting culture clash handicapped both. Between 2002 and 2007, Winamp was an asset that “AOL knew was valuable but didn’t know what the f–k to do with,” according to one insider. AOL made matters worse by insisting that the entities be subservient to AOL’s email-internet-portal service – not popular with Winamp’s base of fans. Apple’s iPod and iTunes were the final straw. R.I.P. Winamp. R.I.P.
Mom Lily Allen who hated me enough to block me on Twitter years ago for mocking her miscarriage because I was pretty sure it was an abortion…but after years of reflection…I guess I could have been wrong, since she’s had a bunch of kids since, and I’m not just saying that cuz her body looks like she did…I am saying it cuz she referenced it in her song…a song about how she hates the media’s expectations of her…that co-stars some awesome models and twerking ….even if the twerking involves Lily Allen learning how to twerk…the champagne spanking is hotness…but then again, like the rest of the world…I love fat ass…these girls are hot…I mean except for Lily Allen, but she did cast them,…so I guess I have to like her, even if I hate her….and everything she represents….
I am a dog owner so seeing some asshole cooking his dog makes me mad and I figure I should do my part and show his face to the two and a half of you who read this site…and I am not just doing it because he has Jesus on his car and I like to pretend whenever anyone says Jesus, especially weirdo religious freaks who knock on my door, they are talking about me, it makes me feel more important…even though I know I’m not… If you don’t like that, because it’s not that eventful a video, with no blood shed…here’s… Here’s a Asian woman driver reversing on the highway for 2 KM because she missed her exit… If you don’t like that – here’s an Asian busker and his change thieving bird… That’s enough videos for you for one post…
