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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Hospitalized After Hiding $5,000 She Stole From Her Boo Up Her Azz

This sounds painful . Woman Hides Money In Rectum Who sticks cash up their azz? According to Mail Online A Tennessee woman is recovering in hospital after trying to hide $5,000 in cash inside her rectum and then trying to remove the money with a toilet brush and tongs. Bulls Gap resident, Christie Black, 43, allegedly stole the money from her boyfriend Bobby Gulley last week after she became fearful that he was going to split up with her. Transported to Hawkings County Memorial Hospital, Black was suffering from severe bleeding after her attempts to remove the cash failed and police have charged her with theft of over $1,000. At around 1 a.m. on Tuesday, a deputy from the Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office was dispatched to Gulley’s home after they received a complaint that his girlfriend was stealing from him. Gulley informed Sgt. Michael Allen that he had ‘set a trap’ for Black by putting two envelopes containing $4,000 and $1,000 in $100 in an old medicine bag which he put on top of his foosball table. SMH Waking in the night to find the bag missing, he saw that his girlfriend was awake and confronted her about the money. At this point, a frightened Black proceeded to vomit up a plastic bag containing partially dissolved pills. ‘He then asked her where the money was, and she admitted to him she’d wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum,’ Allen stated in his report according to the Times News. ‘Black admitted (to Allen) to taking the money and medication because Mr. Gulley was going to kick her out and she needed money for a place to live.’ Sgt. Allen said that Black then tried to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but failed. ‘She was bleeding severely and was transported to the Hawkins County Memorial Hospital emergency room,’ Allen said. ‘The wad of money was removed and collected as evidence.’ As of Thursday afternoon, she remained listed in fair condition at Holston Valley Medical Center. Wait. If she put cash up her azz…can she shake her money maker? Shutterstock

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For Discussion: Rand Paul Says Food Stamp Programs Are “Just Like Slavery” For Low-Income Minority Families..Do You Agree?

Rand Paul Compares Food Stamps To Slavery GOP babbling bigot Rand Paul is still out doing what he does best: put his foot in his mouth so far that he can’t get it out. In his latest rambling rant full of ridiculousness, Paul is likening food stamps to slavery, suggesting that the government providing food assistance to those who need it is equivalent to forcing people into labor. Oh. via Think Progress Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) equated government programs that prevent people from dying of starvation with slavery in a new profile of his medical practice published today, revealing himself to hold a view of the role of government so limited as to nearly define the state out of existence. Paul’s philosophical excursus is buried in the midst of the too-friendly-for-parody article (it ends with a patient waxing poetic about how Paul “loves people“), but the words are unmistakably Randian. “As humans, yeah, we do have an obligation to give people water, to give people food, to give people health care,” Paul allowed, “but it’s not a right because once you conscript people and say, ‘Oh, it’s a right,’ then really you’re in charge, it’s servitude, you’re in charge of me and I’m supposed to do whatever you tell me to do.” The comments are an echo of his 2011 claim that accepting a human right to health care “means you believe in slavery,” but the Senator’s new variation on the theme is notable because it puts the reasoning behind the crazy in stark relief. Particularly, this line: “You don’t have a right to anyone else’s labor. Food’s pretty important, do you have a right to the labor of the farmer?” The basic idea is that if slavery means forcing people to do things, and saying people have a right to food means the government should require farmers to provide it to them, then a right to food means the enslavement of farmers. A moderately bright high school student could spot the leap of logic here: no one’s forcing anyone to farm against their will. Like all of Paul Rand’s other bullish, this sounds ridiculous to us. What do you think, Bossip fam?

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Hate Crimes: Transgender Woman Beaten To Death By Multiple Men Yelling Gay Slurs

This is sad. Transgender Woman Killed In Hate Crime According to Mail Online A transgender woman in New York has died after being beaten by a group of men who attacked her and yelled gay slurs. The victim, 21-year-old Islan Nettles, died Thursday in a Harlem hospital when she was taken off life support five days following the attack. The attacker, a 20-year-old man named Paris Wilson, was arrested for assault but now that the victim has died he may face murder charges. The attack on Nettles was the latest in a spate of bias incidents this year in New York and a total of 68 have been reported so far this year, showing a significant increase from the 54 that were reported in all of last year. Nettles and a friend, another transgender woman, were out Saturday evening in Harlem when they ran into a group of men and one pounced, punching Nettles in the face, police said. The New York Post reports that the attack took place after Wilson began flirting with Nettles, before he realized she was transgendered. Once that became clear, his friends started teasing him and he proceeded to attack her. After the attack, Nettles was hospitalized, slipped into a coma and later died. The witness eventually told detectives about the anti-gay remarks- after initially leaving them out of the criminal report- and the hate crimes task force took over the investigation. Detectives are looking whether the suspect had propositioned Nettles. Upgraded charges are possible following the medical examiner’s ruling, police said. Nettle’s sister, Elana, said in an interview Friday that she and her mother were coping well so far but did not comment further. The bias attacks this year range from yelled slurs to the May killing of a 32-year-old gay man in Greenwich Village. Police stepped up patrols this summer in response. In May, police said Mark Carson, 32, was first taunted with homophobic slurs, then shot in the head in Greenwich Village, not far from the site of 1969 riots that helped give rise to the gay rights movement. A suspect was arrested on a charge of murder as a hate crime. The killing, and other bias attacks, sparked a summer protest attended by thousands. Some of the other bias incidents this summer included an assault last week where two men were attacked in Chelsea. Christine Quinn, the city’s first openly gay City Council speaker and a mayoral candidate, denounced the most recent attack. ‘An attack against one person, or one community, is an assault against all New Yorkers,’ she said in a joint statement with other council members. ‘We ask all New Yorkers to come together, to embrace our differences and to denounce hate violence.’ So he attacked her because he was embarrassed? She didn’t have to lose her life. Prayers go out to her family. LinkedIn

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Bogus Bolitics? Gov. Chris Christie Says He Approves Of Medical Mean Green For Children

Chris Christie Approves Of Medical Mary Jane For Children via CBS News Gov. Chris Christie, R-N.J., offered his conditional approval to a bill expanding the availability of medical [mean green] to sick children on Friday, framing his decision as a move to keep government bureaucrats out of families’ health care decisions. “As I have repeatedly noted, I believe that parents, and not government regulators, are best suited to decide how to care for their children,” Christie said in a press release announcing his decision. “Protection of our children remains my utmost concern, and my heart goes out to those children and their families who are suffering with serious illnesses.” Do you agree? Let’s discuss.

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The Sloth Foot Struggle: Veterinarian Faces Charges For Practicing On People After Man Loses Three Toes Following Treatment

Veterinarian Faces Charges After Treating A Person Ever been treated by an animal doctor for a foot problem? No? Welp, apparently no one told this guy that it wasn’t the best idea. via Fox News A veterinarian has been charged with practicing medicine on humans without a license after a man said he had to have three toes amputated because of improper care. Greeley detectives wrote Dr. Fran Freemyer a ticket for the misdemeanor on Wednesday after the 58-year-old man told police he went to Northern Colorado Medical Center in late June and doctors said he needed the toes removed. Police Sgt. Susan West said Thursday the man went to the vet with a foot ailment, and the vet gave him ointment. The problem got worse and he went to a hospital.| Freemyer told The Associated Press on Thursday he was treating a dog for skin cancer, and a woman who owned the dog took some of the medicine home and gave it to a neighbor without his knowledge. “I don’t treat people,” Freemyer said. He said the dog, a Jack Russell terrier named “Scooter,” had lesions on his back and he rubbed it with a thick topical ointment and sent the dog home. He said the woman who owns the dog somehow got some of the medicine, and when a neighbor complained of a similar ailment on his foot, the dog owner thought the medicine would help. This whole story sounds shay but, either way, all parties involved are equally idiotic for their actions.  SMH. Shutterstock Continue reading

The Sloth Foot Struggle: Veterinarian Faces Charges For Practicing On People After Man Loses Three Toes Following Treatment

Veterinarian Faces Charges After Treating A Person Ever been treated by an animal doctor for a foot problem? No? Welp, apparently no one told this guy that it wasn’t the best idea. via Fox News A veterinarian has been charged with practicing medicine on humans without a license after a man said he had to have three toes amputated because of improper care. Greeley detectives wrote Dr. Fran Freemyer a ticket for the misdemeanor on Wednesday after the 58-year-old man told police he went to Northern Colorado Medical Center in late June and doctors said he needed the toes removed. Police Sgt. Susan West said Thursday the man went to the vet with a foot ailment, and the vet gave him ointment. The problem got worse and he went to a hospital.| Freemyer told The Associated Press on Thursday he was treating a dog for skin cancer, and a woman who owned the dog took some of the medicine home and gave it to a neighbor without his knowledge. “I don’t treat people,” Freemyer said. He said the dog, a Jack Russell terrier named “Scooter,” had lesions on his back and he rubbed it with a thick topical ointment and sent the dog home. He said the woman who owns the dog somehow got some of the medicine, and when a neighbor complained of a similar ailment on his foot, the dog owner thought the medicine would help. This whole story sounds shay but, either way, all parties involved are equally idiotic for their actions.  SMH. Shutterstock Continue reading

Amanda Bynes Psychiatric Hold Extended Two Weeks; Parents to Seek Control Today

A judge has granted a two-week extension of Amanda Bynes’ psychiatric hold, while her parents will try to seek a legal conservatorship over her today. If the judge, who held a hearing at the hospital where she’s staying, declined to extend the 72-hour hold, Amanda could’ve walked out last night. He did not, however, after doctors successfully argued that they need an additional two weeks to properly diagnose Amanda Bynes’ severe mental illness . Amanda was represented by her own lawyer, arguing for the extension to be denied. She will most likely fight any bid for a conservatorship, as well. In seeking legal control over their 27-year-old daughter, Bynes’ parents will argue that she suffers from schizophrenia but will not seek  treatment . This is because in her mind, she doesn’t believe she has an illness, therefore the only way to keep her safe is to provide round-the-clock care. Due to the circumstances surrounding her hospitalization and 5150 hold , it’s not a stretch to say she’s in danger and could harm herself or others. Establishing a conservatorship is challenging, however. In order to gain control over her medical, legal and financial affairs, her parents must prove: That Amanda Bynes does not have the ability to provide for her own health on even the most basic levels – food, clothing and shelter.  She cannot make sound financial decisions. They can provide a stable home for her. There are no realistic alternatives. We’ll know in a few hours if they’re successful, but given that she set a random driveway on fire and soaked her dog in gasoline , this might be the best option. Whatever happens, there is hope. Britney Spears was in a similar position 5-6 years ago and this same arrangement brought her back from the brink.

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People Aint Isht: 21-Year-Old Man Puts His Father In Critical Condition With One Punch After Learning Father Cheated On His Mother

One punch put him in critical condition ? Damn. Son Puts Father In Critical Condition According to Mail Online A 21-year-old Mississippi man put his father in critical condition with a single punch on Sunday night after discovering, during a family dinner, that the older man was having an affair. Taylor Dwayne Harris learned his dad, Leonard Harris, 52, was cheating on his mother and receiving text messages from another woman at Dave and Buster’s restaurant in Orlando, Florida, where the family was on vacation. Angry and upset, the son stormed outside, yelling behind him ‘you better not come out here,’ to his father. But his dad followed him into the parking lot and witnesses saw a fight ensue between the two, ending in a single punch and the older man’s head hitting the concrete with a crack. A witness told deputies, according to a sheriff’s office report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel: ‘When the victim fell and hit the concrete… she could hear the victim’s head hit the concrete three car lengths away.’ Soon after, a doctor and his wife, a registered EMT, arrived at the restaurant for dinner and when they saw the man laying motionless in the parking lot, rushed to help the victim. The couple began performing CPR on the older Harris who had stopped breathing and lost his pulse. A Fire Rescue crew arrived moments later and managed to resuscitate him before he was transported to Dr. Phillips Hospital and later to Orlando Regional Medical Center where he is being treated in the neurological intensive car unit. Taylor Harris was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm/domestic violence. The victim’s wife and suspect’s mother, Mary Harris, told officers she insisted her husband follow her son outside to check he was OK, after he left the table upset. Minutes later, Taylor Harris returned to the table and asked her to go check on his father, she said, adding that when she got back to the table the son was in tears. According to the Sentinel, Taylor Harris told his mother he left the restaurant to cool off but his dad ‘got in his face and would not leave him alone.’ The son remains held without bail in the Orange County Jail. You know an azz whoopin’ is bad when you can hear someone’s head crack against the pavement blocks away. Shutterstock

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Crazy Parasail Accident in Florida of the Day

I never trust stupid beach activities usually run by retards, but I am not the norm. Most people blindly jump into things…like these teens who got detached from the boat and slammed into a building. I was going to say if you’re in Florida, worst things could happen than your parasail detaches from the boat and slams you into a building, like the fact that you are in Florida … I mean there’s a reason why the trailer park ceilings are too low to hang yourself …and more importantly why meth is so popular there. But the story isn’t funny, the girls are teens from Indiana, they have critical injuries and they are fighting for their lives, all because a stupid activity that was meant to be fun. Apparently, they need money for their Medical expenses, I don’t know if this is a legit page or not, so be careful whenever sending money on the internet…but if you want to help the girls out DONATE HERE I am a modern day saint. I like using my internet powers for good not evil.

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Chris Kelly’s Cause Of Death Revealed As Drug Overdose

Fulton County Medical Examiner’s Office reveals the Kris Kross rapper died of overdose. By Natasha Chandel

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