Nice and greased up and in her bathing suit for her instagram, reminding me of an erotic jelly wrestling match I once had with a fat chick, only she’s not fat at all, she’s a tiny, fit, amazing little package, who might be more of an Aids cocktail than a hotel bar cocktail kind of girl…you know the kind of girl who is shiny thanks to topical ointment for her AIDS lesions like she was Tom Hanks in that AIDS movie….thanks to getting tattoos or her ears pierced or sharing a drink or fucked by her farm’s field workers when she was 14 and rebelling….but none of that matters, with the medical advances in AIDS, you can live forever with the shit, and guilting a girl who looks like this for the rest of your life, wouldn’t be such a bad deal….not that any of us are fucking her…but you get what I am saying and if you don’t…it is that she’s lovely.
The L.A. Sheriff’s Dept. is brushing off Dr. Conrad Murray’s lawyer, saying claims that the physician is being treated inhumanely in jail are simply untrue. Murray’s lawyers claim that the 5′ x 7′ cell in which Murray is confined is so small, given his 6’5″ height, that he may have developed permanent health problems. In this week’s Conrad Murray jail house phone call , the doctor told a friend about “uncorrectable blood circulation” issues that could lead to a fatal embolism. His lawyers say that the conditions are cruel and unusual: “Dr. Murray’s cell is proportional to that of a travel cage used for short term transportation of an animal.” “If one were to keep a dog in a space just a few inches larger than the dog’s length, for any extended period of time, contentions of animal cruelty leading to prosecution would likely result.” But the Sheriff’s Dept. says simply, “Mr. Murray is receiving the appropriate level of care and we are taking into consideration his medical concerns and working with him.” Murray’s lawyers added their client may not need to be in isolation any longer, because he looks shockingly different from his famous booking photo (above).
Colorado police searching for missing Jessica Ridgeway, 10, since last Friday said they have found a body in the vicinity of where the girl went missing. It is not confirmed whether the body belongs to the Colorado youth. The body was found in Pattridge Park Open Space late Wednesday near an abandoned mining shack. Police said the search for the missing girl will resume today. Authorities determined that Ridgeway, a fifth-grader with blond hair, was kidnapped by an unknown suspect on her way to school earlier this month. The only real clue police have revealed thus far is the discovery of a backpack and water bottle that Ridgeway had with her six miles from her home. The multi-agency search for the girl was assisted by a social media push that had #JessicaRidgeway trending on Twitter. Police have received hundreds of tips. On Wednesday, reports say about 25 deputies arrived by bus and fanned out across Jessica’s neighborhood, scouring bushes and front yards. Divers again searched several ponds in what Westminster, Colo., police spokesman Trevor Materasso described as a “precautionary measure.” Police have isolated trash from Ridgeway’s neighborhood at a landfill, but will search there only if the investigation points them in that direction. Critical was an initial delay in reporting Ridgeway missing. Many child abduction cases or Amber Alerts are resolved within hours of a report. Sarah Ridgeway said her daughter woke up at 7:45 a.m. Friday as usual and ate a granola bar before leaving to meet friends at a park about a block away. There, they would meet to walk together to Witt Elementary School. Police say Sarah Ridgeway, a night-shift worker, was asleep and missed a call from school reporting Jessica absent; she got a message eight hours later, at 4 p.m. Sarah Ridgeway checked the park, Ridgeway’s friends and the school before calling police. Ridgeway never even met her friends that morning.
Vanity Fair alleges that La Toya Jackson raided and pillaged Michael Jackson’s house just hours after he died, and the late singer’s sister is infuriated. La Toya is threatening to sue the magazine if it doesn’t retract the story. The article, entitled “Estate of Siege,” claims she showed up at MJ’s mansion shortly after his death and began stuffing plastic bags filled with cash into a duffel bag. La Toya’s ” mad scramble for money ” allegedly took place June 25, 2009. That morning, Michael died of cardiac arrest, due to a Propofol injection by Dr. Conrad Murray . After MJ was taken to UCLA Medical Center, La Toya came by his house. VF then says her boyfriend was seen leaving the home in a moving van. According to La Toya, the story is “replete with misstatements of fact, false innuendos, and defamatory insinuations” and she will sue if there isn’t an immediate retraction. Stay tuned on this one.
And then hid the dead baby in a shoebox! Via Orlando Sentinel: A Polk County girl is facing capital murder charges this week after deputies say she strangled her newborn to death shortly after delivering him in her bathroom toilet, officials said. The 14-year-old tried to conceal her pregnancy from beginning to end. She wore loose-fitting clothing, manipulated pregnancy tests and finally, delivered a baby in secret at her home. Three days later, the girl’s mother smelled something foul in her daughter’s bedroom and found the full-term infant dead in a shoe box among a pile of dirty and discarded laundry items. Polk County Sheriff’s deputies were first alerted to the case Sept. 19 when the girl went to Lakeland Regional Medical Center for treatment for a purported miscarriage. She told her mother she had pain and accidentally flushed the fetus down the toilet. But when she talked to investigators, she confessed to having gone into full labor in the bathroom. According to the sheriff’s report, she put a towel in her mouth and turned on the bathroom water to drown out any sounds she would make during delivery. The 5-foot-3, 100-pound girl delivered the the 9.5-pound, 20.4-inch baby boy into the toilet. She lifted the moving baby and saw he had a pulse. According to the Sheriff’s Office, the girl then squeezed his neck for about a minute until he was no longer breathing. The girl cleaned up the bathroom, the baby and herself before putting the dead child in a box, according to information provided by Donna Wood, a Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman. Deputies said the girl’s mother denied she was pregnant though relatives suspected otherwise due to the girl’s changing appearance. She wore sweat pants and sweat shirts throughout the summer months to hide her growing abdomen and walked around the home with a blanket around her, an arrest report said. Wanting to protect the teen’s privacy, the mother allowed her daughter to administer two pregnancy tests in private that resulted in negative readings. The teen told investigators she killed the child because she was “afraid her relationship with her parents would change,” the arrest report said. An autopsy revealed the baby died of asphyxia from strangulation and blunt force trauma, officials said. The girl was arrested Thursday and charged with first-degree murder and aggravated child abuse. She is being held at the Polk County Juvenile Detention Facility.
Good one Diddy… rumors have been swirling lately around the reason Capricorn Clark left her long-time position as Diddy’s right-hand-man. If you didn’t already know, Capricorn oversaw marketing for Sean John and handled all celeb marketing initiatives…but she began as his personal assistant. Over the long years she was with him, she managed many of Seans brand events, including HBO’s Bad Boys of Comedy and his Vote or Die campaign. Folks have been speculating for some time now as to why they parted ways…but Diddy’s set the record straight and put the rumors of stealing to rest. For someone who can be a lil’ selfish at times, we’re glad Diddy defended Capricorn. Lord knows he did the right thing…we can only imagine all of the crazy azz things she’s seen and done for him?? Images via twitter/WENN
This story still has so many unanswered questions… Almost two months after O.J. Murdock passed away, the Hillsborough County (Fla.) medical examiner’s office has officially ruled the cause of death a suicide. The former Tennessee Titans wide receiver died on July 30th. Interim Medical Examiner, Dr. Mary K. Mainland, signed off on the autopsy report last Friday. According to Sports Illustrated , O.J.’s family plans to have further investigations into the cause of death… What remains unclear is what effect, if any, football played in the July 30 tragedy. Murdock was the fifth former NFL player in the last two years to take his own life and the fourth this year — following Kurt Crain (April 10), Ray Easterling (April 19), Junior Seau (May 2) — and his family has consented to his brain tissue being examined by Boston University researchers studying the effects of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, a degenerative disease brought on by multiple concussions. While his family awaits the findings from that study, his death remains a puzzling tragedy for them, his friends, teammates and former coaches. By the accounts of those people who knew him best, Murdock was a happy young soul with a 500-watt smile and fervor to restart his NFL career with the Titans after missing his rookie season last year with a torn Achilles tendon. “When you met O.J., you fell in love with him. He was a humble young man who just had this great gleam in his eye,” said Hadley Engelhard, his agent. “He just had a wonderful personality,” said Harry Hubbard, who was Murdock’s head football coach at Middleton High in Tampa. “He had a great smile. He was a loving person.” Images via AP/twitter
A University of Tennessee fraternity has been suspended indefinitely after one of its members was hospitalized following an alcohol enema, according to CNN. Yes, the act of ingesting alcohol through one’s rectum. Twelve Tennessee students were cited with underage drinking and one with disorderly conduct following the incident early Saturday at the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house. “Shock would not be an (overstatement),” said Tim Rogers, vice chancellor of student life. “I myself had never heard of what has been alleged.” He’s probably not alone in that regard. “Upon extensive questioning, it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver,” Knoxville Police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said. Knoxville police began investigating after a student was taken to the UT Medical Center early Sunday with a blood alcohol level of 0.40 – FIVE TIMES the legal limit for driving. The student somehow survived and has been released. Just two weeks ago, campus officials, who now say they may reconsider their policies toward alcohol (ya think??) met with UT fraternity and sorority student leaders about it. The university, which generally forbids alcohol on campus, already has strong anti-alcohol-abuse efforts, including unannounced checks of common areas in residence halls. In happier Tennessee news … Reese Witherspoon gave birth to a baby boy by that name today!
Robin Roberts Leaves GMA To Prepare For Surgery via TMZ Robin Roberts will begin her medical leave from “Good Morning America” on Friday … so she can undergo bone marrow transplant surgery. Earlier this year, Roberts announced she was diagnosed with myelodysplastic syndrome (MDS) … a disease that attacks the blood and bone marrow. Roberts says her sister is the bone marrow donor … explaining, “[She] is a perfect match and she’s been spending a lot of time with me. She’s been taking shots to help her prepare.” Roberts says the procedure is scheduled for Tuesday … and says she plans to return to work following her recovery. “I know I’m going to have a job when I come back.” As TMZ previously reported, “GMA” is planning to use a roster of star-studded subs to fill in for Roberts during her absence. We wish Robin a speedy recovery and look forward to her GMA return. Continue reading →
Singer Dev made a sex tape apparently. According to TMZ, the video shows the “Dancing in the Dark” singer doing the horizontal mambo night vision style. The Dev sex tape was shot last year with an ex-boyfriend and is being shopped to the highest bidder by a third party. It’s unclear how the tape was acquired. Ooh LA LA! According to TMZ, which luckily (or unluckily) seems to get a screening of these videos, it’s fairly vanilla as far as sex tapes go. Conventional boning. Dev (real name Devin Tailes) is clearly recognizable based on her tattoos – a diamond on her front left shoulder and two sparrows on her lower back. No word yet on whether there’s been any interest in seeing Dev – also the female voice in Far East Movement’s “Like a G6” – fornicate on film. [Photo: WENN.com]
